The Funny lines of Kenny and Nate

Here are the lines :
Kenny
"You're ..... urban "
" I will ring their motherfucking bells "
" FUCK , FUCK , FUCK , FUCK , FUCK "
" That's fucking stupid Ben "
Kenny impersonationg Ben " Hey bandits , chill take a pill ! Hey Vernon chill , here is our FUCKING BOAT "
" Wasn't for touching kids was it ? "
" I just smashed a guy's head in with a 50 pound block of salt "
" I don't give a fuck if their " make a wish " was a fucking boat ride "
" Oh hey you made it back ! Good job ! Good job ! "
" You wanna throwdown like we did back on the train ! Cause i fight better when i'm shit faced "
Nate
" I see you cuddling there with your girlfriend , shit bro ! "
" I see you hiding there with your boyfriend ! "
" BANG ! I just killed you !
" Well you look like a asswipe ! "
" Russell , RUSSELL "
" Asswipe , ASSWIPE "
" Go back to the daughter "
" Come on , scale of 1 to 10 "
" She was slammin before she was rotten right "
" IF YOU SAY FIVE I'M GONNA FLIP ! "
" Maybe drop you off and do a double back "
" What would you give her , Strong Six ? "
" Asswipe's giving me fucking manner's lessons ? "
" MAYBE YOU GOT HIGH STANDARDS ! "
" Asswipe can run ! "
So yeah whose lines are funnier Kenny or Nate ?

Comments

  • edited July 2013
    That was tougher than all the decisions in the game combined!!
  • edited July 2013
    Damn, why don't who throw Omid and Eddie into the ring and watch as we all die because we can not pick.
  • edited July 2013
    Damn, why don't who throw Omid and Eddie into the ring and watch as we all die because we can not pick.

    Hahaha I'll make an Omid/Eddie thread
  • MarkDarinMarkDarin Former Telltale Staff
    edited July 2013
    You guys are missing out on what I think are some of Nates best lines. Go back to Wyatt's chapter and get to where Nate is pulling Wyatt out of the car. Try to prolong that button mash so that you don't finish it right away.... Make it last as long as you can, then report back here! ;)
  • edited July 2013
    MarkDarin wrote: »
    You guys are missing out on what I think are some of Nates best lines. Go back to Wyatt's chapter and get to where Nate is pulling Wyatt out of the car. Try to prolong that button mash so that you don't finish it right away.... Make it last as long as you can, then report back here! ;)

    Hahah can't wait to see some of those lines! I'll replay 400 days later today! :D
  • edited July 2013
    My favorite line of Kennys was when they're at the tanker there about to hit and Chuck says We can run through this thing we have a train and Kenny says That thing isn't made of Milk Charles.
  • edited July 2013
    Thanks for mentioning that Markdarin, I will try that after soon.
  • edited July 2013
    Nate's lines were more disturbing than Kenny's, so the prize goes to Kenny and the magic mustache.
  • edited July 2013
    Kenny's a goldmine.

    "Hey bandits, CHILL, have some pills! Hey Vernon, CHILL, have our fucking boat!!"

    "Fooooound it! Wanna throw down again like back on the train? Cuz' I fight better when I'm shit-faced!


    Nate definitely has some good lines, and he was absolutely an interesting character, but the sexual innuendo got old.
  • MarkDarinMarkDarin Former Telltale Staff
    edited July 2013
    Oh man, sorry guys. I just checked and It looks like those lines didn't make it into the final build. That happens sometimes as we edit. Maybe I can dig em up just for giggles.
  • edited July 2013
    MarkDarin wrote: »
    Oh man, sorry guys. I just checked and It looks like those lines didn't make it into the final build. That happens sometimes as we edit. Maybe I can dig em up just for giggles.

    Yes please! :D
  • edited July 2013
    I would really appreciate that.
  • edited July 2013
    MarkDarin wrote: »
    Oh man, sorry guys. I just checked and It looks like those lines didn't make it into the final build. That happens sometimes as we edit. Maybe I can dig em up just for giggles.

    Thanks!
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