Snake tongue or lobster claws?

In Bonnie's story, Leland asks the question; Would you rather have a snake for a tongue or lobster claws for hands?

For me, I answered snake tongue. I'd prefer to maintain my opposable thumbs. ;)

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  • edited July 2013
    lobster claws because the snake has independant movement so i could at least control the lobster claws
  • edited July 2013
    Snake tongue. WTF am I gonna do with a pair of claws except die from being completely useless. Cant fire a gun, drive a car (well, maybe), climb a ladder, crack your knuckles, survive from walkers...the list goes on and on.
    I dont like that the snake is independent of me- but it beats the hell out of lobster claws
  • edited July 2013
    you could probably decapitate a zombie with human hand sized lobster claws :)
  • edited July 2013
    OMG. That would be fucking badass.
  • edited July 2013
    I guess they're good if you're cornered by walkers (combat) but how about when you've killed them all and wanna crack open a beer to celebrate, or smoke a cigarette, maybe give your buddy a high two, you're sweaty and wanna run your fingers through your hair? Screwed. lol
    Plus with a snake tongue...you'd be like the most ultimate badass leader ever, people would call you Snake Plissken and you could get an eyepatch and rock out.
  • edited July 2013
    You could taste the air and know were walkers are, I picked snake tongue because it is not as big a mutation as lobster claws.
  • edited July 2013
    You could taste the air and know were walkers are, I picked snake tongue because it is not as big a mutation as lobster claws.

    i was imagining the snake tongue to be an average snake size so talking would be hard and you couldn't close your mouth so drooling would be a problem, but i don't know maybe the snake is really short??
  • edited July 2013
    I need my thumbs.
  • edited July 2013
    It'll be hard to play Season 2 without hands. I'll go with Snake Tongue.
  • edited July 2013
    Snake Tongue.

    Telltale could save a ton on voice acting.
  • edited July 2013
    I wouldn't trust a snake in my mouth...
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