Puns 'n Jokes

edited August 2013 in The Walking Dead
How deadly is a dead Lee?

You know, I think Lee's been to prison before. I mean, how else does one get such a loose anus, he shoved an axe up it!

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  • edited July 2013
    You know why Carley was always called a dead eye ?
    Because she has a dead eye !
  • edited July 2013
    Danny sure loved is gun
    sex must have been amazing
  • D28D28
    edited July 2013
    Vagina bewb!!!!!
  • edited July 2013
    someone needs to revive this thread.

    the walking thread
  • edited July 2013
    What's Lee's favorite food?

    Clementine
  • edited July 2013
    what do you call a guy with a spade in his head


    Doug.


    What do you call a guy who had a spade in his head but it was removed to save his life ?

    Douglas/dougless

    what did katjaa say to kenny as she threw the pregnancy test past him to get it in the bin ?

    Duck!
  • edited July 2013
    It's not a pun or a joke but bear with me, I think this is how they came up with Duck's nickname.

    What if one day Kenny yelled fuck really loud when Duck was a baby and Duck said "Duck" instead of fuck. It became an inside joke between Kajiaa and Kenny and they called him Duck ever since.
  • edited July 2013
    I would lol and say that is a great story.
  • edited August 2013
    How many Carleys you need to work batteries?
    one but she needs Lee.
    Ahahahah not funny
  • edited August 2013
    fabi777 wrote: »
    How many Carleys you need to work batteries?
    one but she needs Lee.
    Ahahahah not funny

    Funniest thing I've seen all day... Then again, it's 8:20 am
  • edited August 2013
    Thanks. Seriously, fucking thanks.
  • edited August 2013
    I thought it was funny, personalee.

    fixed it.
  • edited August 2013
    So many Lee puns, I love it.
  • edited August 2013
    Because why not.
  • edited August 2013
    One of the tags is Ben is a loser. xD
  • edited August 2013
    Ben is not a loser :c
  • edited August 2013
    Ahahaha o rly?
  • edited August 2013
    When Clem tried putting bugs in his pillow, Ben woke up, the bugs exploded and his screams alerted walkers. But the walkers were annoyed by Ben's voice so they died.

    True story
  • edited August 2013
    :winslow: you wanna go?
  • edited August 2013
    Harpadarpa wrote: »
    :winslow: you wanna go?

    Definitlee...

    Carley Carl E, Car Lee, Lee. CarLee, DougLee, KennLee, DuckLee, KatjLee, LeeLee, ClemenLee, MarkLee, BrieLee, BenLee, GlennLee, SwagLee, Maybelee.
  • edited August 2013
    So many good Lee puns.
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