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The Official " Ben is so " jokes thread

master psychicmaster psychic
edited August 2013 in The Walking Dead
Let's start the " Ben is so weak , pathetic , idiotic , etc " jokes .
Here is my mine :
Ben is so weak that Clementine , Becca , Carley , Lilly , Molly , Joyce , Stephanie , Shel , Bonnie , Kenny's moustache and Duck can beat him at arm wrestling .

Comments

  • That1GuyThat1Guy
    edited July 2013
    Ben is so... I DON"T HAVE ANY IDEAS GODDAMNIT BEN!!
  • Sick OctopusSick Octopus
    edited July 2013
    I got nothing, but I want this t-shirt.

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  • DildorDildor
    edited July 2013
    Ben's so useless he causes loads of useless forum threads about him.

    VVVVVVVVVV
  • That1GuyThat1Guy
    edited July 2013
    Sick Octopus wrote: »
    I got nothing, but I want this t-shirt.

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    I NEED that t-shirt. I NEED IT.
  • Bioshock Infinite WDBioshock Infinite WD
    edited July 2013
    Ben was the reason all those Carley is alive threads happened back in September.
  • BlueCitrusBlueCitrus
    edited July 2013
    Ben is so stupid that he makes Patrick Star look like Einstein.

    LOL that was lame. I suck at making jokes! :p
  • DomeWing333DomeWing333
    edited July 2013
    Ben is so sad that he never got to see his parents, his little sister, or anyone else in his family again before he died.

    .....Not sure if I'm doing this right.
  • Bioshock Infinite WDBioshock Infinite WD
    edited July 2013
    Ben is the reason the American economy died for sometime.
  • DomeWing333DomeWing333
    edited July 2013
    Bioshock Infinite WD wrote: »
    Ben is the reason the American economy died for sometime.

    No, that was Justin.

    Fuck Wall Street.
  • Bioshock Infinite WDBioshock Infinite WD
    edited July 2013
    They are the same, it is just another form of Ben, to be honest how fast did everyone catch on to the fact Justin is voiced by Ben?
  • ZeruisZeruis
    edited July 2013
    Bioshock Infinite WD wrote: »
    They are the same, it is just another form of Ben, to be honest how fast did everyone catch on to the fact Justin is voiced by Ben?

    I caught on with the hint that Trevor was voicing an "asshole white-collar criminal" in Vince's storyline before 400 Days was out. During the time, pretty much all of Vince's storyline was spoiled for me because it was the demo for E3 and lots of reviewers posted a general consensus of the story.
  • TTaing987TTaing987
    edited July 2013
    Bioshock Infinite WD wrote: »
    They are the same, it is just another form of Ben, to be honest how fast did everyone catch on to the fact Justin is voiced by Ben?

    Right when Justin said, "come on man!" I knew they sounded familiar. I didn't realize it was ben until he said, "anyway, better than stealing his virginity."
  • Sick OctopusSick Octopus
    edited July 2013
    I noticed it almost straight away purely because Ben's voice has been seared into my brain for all eternity.

    I also think that Justin has Ben-esque features and it certainly helped with the connection.
  • Bioshock Infinite WDBioshock Infinite WD
    edited July 2013
    I remember Trevor Hoffman talking about voicing someone new, but I got of the forums to avoid spoilers when they showed Vinces story at E3, when he said "anyway, better than stealing his virginity" I thought it was him, but I was unsure because some of those lines did not sound like Ben, I had to really look at the credits to know it was him, and I should have picked up on it faster knowing how many times I replayed the game in the time between the Episodes.
  • TeamKennyAlwaysTeamKennyAlways
    edited July 2013
    Bioshock Infinite WD wrote: »
    They are the same, it is just another form of Ben, to be honest how fast did everyone catch on to the fact Justin is voiced by Ben?

    I realised as soon as he spoke.
  • zeke10zeke10
    edited July 2013
    ben is actually an ancient demon who caused the outbreak he disguses as a wimpy kid to gain trust and then "accidently" cause they're death. rumors say he's still out they're and sightings continue. we should start making sightings pics with him in the background
  • KilledLarryKilledLarry
    edited July 2013
    Tall....ben is so Tall
  • Bioshock Infinite WDBioshock Infinite WD
    edited July 2013
    zeke10 wrote: »
    ben is actually an ancient demon who caused the outbreak he disguses as a wimpy kid to gain trust and then "accidently" cause they're death. rumors say he's still out they're and sightings continue. we should start making sightings pics with him in the background

    So Ben was behind Clem when Lee died, he was in the window looking at the couple that gets killed by Nate, he was in the cornfield when Dee gets smashed in the face, he was in the van when Roberto gets shot in the head, and when someone dies in season 2 he will be there.
  • zeke10zeke10
    edited July 2013
    Bioshock Infinite WD wrote: »
    So Ben was behind Clem when Lee died, he was in the window looking at the couple that gets killed by Nate, he was in the cornfield when Dee gets smashed in the face, he was in the van when Roberto gets shot in the head, and when someone dies in season 2 he will be there.

    yes he's always watching aswell
  • TeamKennyAlwaysTeamKennyAlways
    edited July 2013
    Ben is so Ben :cool:
  • Bad_Luck_BenBad_Luck_Ben
    edited July 2013
    hey, don't make jokes about me.

    "Funny or not, this isn't a way to treat one of us."
  • Bioshock Infinite WDBioshock Infinite WD
    edited July 2013
    I know, call me hypocritical Kenny but I like Ben, but he did screw up quite a bit, so it's hard not to make jokes about him.
  • TeamKennyAlwaysTeamKennyAlways
    edited July 2013
    What Bio said.
  • fabi777fabi777
    edited July 2013
    Ben is so usless untill he gives us the gun we dropped [which is Carley's] in episode 4 or 5.
  • fabi777fabi777
    edited August 2013
    zeke10 wrote: »
    yes he's always watching aswell

    Slenderben
    ahahahh
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