"The Tarzan of Savannah "
" Molly's Rival "
Two robbers are robbing the bank but Molly arrives there to stop them . She takes out the first robber but than the second robber grabs Molly by the neck and tries to strangle her but suddenly a man who has a knight helmet which covers his face and a body armor shows up and beats up the second robber and he declares himself " The Blue Knight " . Molly yells at him for saving her but he says that he wanted to help her but she says that she works alone and she leaves .
The next day , Molly gets a call from the Mayor , he says that a bunch of punks are vandalizing public property . When she gets there , Blue Knight is there and he tells her that he already took care of the situation and Molly tells him once again that she does not need help .
After a couple of days , the Blue Knight gets famous for protecting the city and Molly is pissed off . Her sister says that it's not a bad thing if someone helps her with criminals , but Molly says that protecting Savannah is her job and she also says that there is something familiar about the Blue Knight and then she gets a call from the Mayor and he tells her that he suspects that Crawford is up to no good and she decides to check it out .
When Molly arrives at Crawford , she gets ambushed by Dr Logan and gets captured by him . The Blue Knight sees this and wants to help her .
He sneaks around Crawford and confronts Logan . He beats him up and releases Molly .
Molly asks him who he is and the Blue Knight removes his helmet and Molly is shocked . The Blue Knight is Molly's childhood friend who moved a long time ago named Jordan .
After Jordan found out that Molly became a hero , he decided to come back as a hero and help her . Molly tells him that she does not need any help but than Jordan kisses her on the cheek and says that she will need his help and he leaves . Molly than begins to blush and she says that she will enjoy Jordan's company .
And the episode ends .
" The Magical Hobo "
" The Hobo and the Scrawny Man " .
A pitiful scrawny man finds the magic guitar and rubs it and then Chuck appears . He tells him that he is the Magical Hobo and he will grant him three wishes .
His first wish is to have many women all over him . Chuck uses his magic and 400 women are sitting on him . The man is suffocating and tells Chuck to make them disappear and he does so .
His second wish is to have a super car that goes super fast . Chuck uses his magic and a super car appears . When the man uses the car , the car goes to super speed and travels to the future . He returns to the present and crashes into a building but he survives .
His final wish is to be the most muscular guy from the planet . Chuck uses his magic and the man becomes super muscular but than he becomes too muscular he explodes into pieces and then Chuck uses his magic and makes a grave for him and he puts some candy on his grave and says this to the screen " And so kids . This is why you should be always careful for what you wish for " . And then he disappears along with the magic guitar .
And the episode ends .
Congratulations TeamKennyAlways , here is your present for your 800 post . Hope you like it .
" The Save-Lots Punks "
" Stealing from Rich Assholes "
The Save-Lots want to steal from a rich man's house and when they get there , they encounter Jerry's group and he wants to steal from the rich man aswell , but than the leader insults Jerry and decides to have a " Yo Mama Jokes " contest .
Save-Lots Leader: Yo Mama so fucking ugly , she makes our ex member Jolene look hot .
Jerry: Yo Mama so stupid , i bet she can't open a fucking window .
Crabtree: Well your mom can't open a window aswell , asshole .
Jerry: What the fuck are you going to do about it ?
Crabtree: Fuck you !
Jerry: Fuck me ? Fuck you motherfucker ! Now where were we ?
Save-Lots Leader: Yo Mama so fucking useless , she makes a kid called Ben look more useless .
Than the scene cuts to Ben .
Travis: What's wrong ?
Ben: I think someone said that i am more useless than someone's mother .
Travis: Nah , it's just your imagination . And also , you are more useless than a broken window .
Than the scene cuts to The Save-Lots and Jerry's group and they decide to work together and steal from the rich man . They break in and steal everything but than the rich man comes back and he says that he is going to kick their asses which causes the two groups to laugh at him but than he manages to beat them up and throws them out .
Save-Lots Leader: This is your fault dipshit .
Jerry: Hey ! Atleast i'm not fucking useless like some kid called Ben !
Than the scene cuts to Ben again .
Ben: Mom , Dad . I keep hearing someone calling me useless .
Mom: Don't worry honey , it's just your imagination . But honestly , you are more useless than our dead dog .
And the episode ends .
"The Innocent St John Family"
" Bonnie's visit"
This episode will be a crossover episode with the 400 Days Comedy Show sketch " Bonnie's Love Triangle Of Mistakes " .
Leland , Bonnie and Dee visit the St Johns because they are Leland's relatives .
They are greeted by the St Johns and Bonnie and Dee are creeped out by Danny but Leland says that Danny is just kidding and Brenda says that they are going to have a feast and Danny says that it's going to be a good one which scares Bonnie even more .
Before dinner , Bonnie wants to see Maybelle and Andy says that she is in the barn . When Bonnie goes into the barn , she is horrified as she sees Danny making love with his gun . Bonnie asks him what is he doing and he is telling her that he is making love with Charlotte . Bonnie asks him who is Charlotte and he says that Charlotte is the gun . Bonnie hears the bell and immediatly runs to the house .
At dinner , Bonnie says that the food is great and Brenda says that if it wasn't for her sons they wouldn't have delicious meat . Dee asks Brenda where is Danny and Andy says that he is coming too . Than Danny shows up and he is covered in blood which causes Bonnie and Dee to scream and they run away with Leland chasing after them and telling them to come back .
Brenda: Leland's friends are kinda weird , aren't they ?
Andy: Danny , what is that red stuff all over you ?
Danny: Tomato Juice .
Than Danny says this with a psycho grin .
Danny: Good Tomato Juice .
And the episode ends .
" A man and His Missing Station Wagon "
" A man and the Save-Lots"
Campman goes to work again and leaves his keys in the car and the door unlocked . The Save-Lots Punks show up and steal his car . After Campman finished his work , he sees that his car has disappeared again .
He is searching for the car in the entire town and finds it in a dark alley and than he is confronted by the Save-Lots and he says that that's his car but the Save-Lots decide to beat him up . They beat him hard but he manages to get in the car and drive off .
When he gets home , his wife yells at him and thinks that he was partying with his friends and than Campman falls asleep and the scene cuts to Campman sleeping in the dog house meaning that his wife kicked him out .
End of episode .
" The Funny Guy , The Pregnant Girlfriend and The Cat "
" Washing The Car "
Christa is going to her sister's to tell her the news and tells Omid to wash his car to make sure he won't do anything stupid with the cat and she leaves . Omid says that maybe washing the car will make him forget about his evil cat and goes outside but the cat has a evil plan for Omid .
The cat enters in the car and puts a weird chip in the car and runs off . When Omid begins to wash his car , his car turns into a giant robot and wants to destroy Omid and runs away and hides from the giant robot car and decides to give a phone call .
Lee: Hello ?
Omid: Lee , it's me Omid .
Lee: Hey Omid , congratulations . You are going to be a dad soon .
Omid: Thanks Lee but right now i need your help !
Lee: Sure , what is it ?
Omid: Well my evil cat turned my car into a giant robot and now it wants to destroy me .
Lee: Your cat turned your car into a giant robot ?
Omid: Exactly .
Lee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Omid: Dude it's not funny !
Lee: Hey Carley , listen to this . Omid tells me that his cat is evil and he turned his car into a giant robot !
Carley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! . Christa is lucky to have such a funny boyfriend .
Lee: Thanks Omid , i really needed that . I'm going to tell this joke to Clem later .
Omid: Dude ! I am serious !
Lee: Bye Omid ! You will be a great dad .
Lee hangs up on Omid . Omid decides to give it another shot .
Kenny: Hello ?
Omid: Kenny ! It's me Omid !
Kenny: Hey Omid ! Congratulations .
Omid: Thanks Ken , but right now i am in trouble !
Kenny: What kind of trouble ?
Omid: Well my cat turned my car into a giant robot .
Kenny: ........ Omid , you are a great guy and all but stop annoying me with your " Evil Cat " cause i don't want to put you in a mental hospital and leave that poor kid without a dad !
Than Kenny hangs up on Omid . Omid than decides to call the Genius Of Macon .
Ben: Hello ?
Omid: Doug ! I need your help !
Ben: Omid it's me Ben .
Omid: Oh Ben it's you . Sorry i have to call Doug now .
Ben: If you are in trouble i can help you .
Omid: Thanks Ben , but i think you will make the situation more difficult than it is right now .
Omid hangs up on Ben . He calls Doug and tells him about his car and than Doug shows up with a giant robot of his own made out of Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 parts and than Doug's robot fights the giant robot car Street Fighter Style .
In the end , Doug wins and the giant robot car explodes into pieces and Doug teleports away . Christa comes back and asks Omid what happened and he tells her that their cat turned his car into a giant robot and tried to kill him and then the cat shows up and jumps in Christa's arms and tells Omid that she thinks that Omid smashed his own car just to put the blame on the cat and tells Omid to knock it off and she enters in the house and Omid looks at his destroyed car and says this :
Omid: Doug ruined my car's face .
And the episode ends .
" The Urban Family "
" Urbans Vs Bullies "
At school , Clementine is bullied by a kid named Duncan and Duncan bullies her by stealing her crayons , burning her homework and giving her wet willys .
Clementine comes back home crying and Lee and Carley are asking Clem what's wrong and she tells them about her bully and they tell her that they used to have bullies of their own but after eight grade they never saw them again and they tell her that they are going to take care of her problem by discussing with the bully .
Lee and Carley show up at school and meet Duncan and they ask him why is he bulling their daughter and tells them that because he is a boy and girls are stupid and that they can't do anything to him because his parents are rich . Lee and Carley decide to discuss with his parents .
Lee and Carley visit Duncan's parents and they are shocked about who the parents are . Duncan's dad is Richard McBully and he used to bully Lee when he was in first grade and he bullied him by throwing rocks at him , burning his history books and always beating him up . His wife is Diana McBully and she used to bully Carley when she was in first grade like Lee and Clem and she bullied her by burning her hair , ripping her clothes and throwing mud at her .
Richard and Diana din't change one bit and they say that Clem is a loser and Duncan is much more smarter than her and tell both Lee and Carley to screw off and they close the door in their faces . Lee and Carley get angry and decide to get revenge on them .
At night , Lee , Carley and Clem sneak in their house and they are sleeping and they manage to capture them and tie them up . Lee begins to torture Richard by throwing rocks at him , burning his porno magazines and beats him up . Carley cuts Diana's hair and leaves her bold , rippes her clothes and she throws mud in her face . Clem slaps Duncan 10 times and punches him in the face and he begins to cry .
The Bully Family apologises to them and tells them that Duncan is going to behave from now on and they leave and Lee tells Clem that sometimes violence is the answer to everything .
And the episode ends .
" Kenny's Adventures Of Boats and Ducks " .
" The Big Fish "
When Kenny and Duck arrive at the docks , they see a giant fish on the dock . They decide to take it but than Henry and Sam show up and they claim that the fish is theirs but Kenny won't give up the fish without a fight and Henry says that they should have a contest and they choose " Rock , Paper and Scissors " 2 out of 3 .
Kenny chooses rock and so does Henry , it's a tie . Kenny chooses scissors and Henry chooses rock again and beats Kenny . Kenny - 0 , Henry - 1 . Kenny chooses paper and Henry chooses rock again and Kenny beats Henry . Kenny - 1 , Henry - 1 . Kenny chooses paper and so does Henry . Kenny chooses scissors and Henry chooses paper again and Kenny wins the game . Kenny - 2 , Henry - 1 .
Henry won't give up the fish and decides to fight with Kenny Star Trek Style . Because of their fighting , the fish jumps into the water and leaves . Kenny blames Henry but Henry says that it's his fault and then both Duck and Sam get bored and decide to go home and leave the adults to fight against each other .
And the episode ends .
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Anyway, I thought they were awesome. Keep up the good work, even though a salt lick has infested your thread's head.
A good robot thread head will do the job . But right after a shower because i got blood in my mouth and on my clothes .
The Unlucky Kids
Today, the Unlucky Kids meets two girls named Amma and Sam.
Ben is hitting on Amma and Travis is hitting on Sam.
Ben: so... what a preety girl like you doing here?
Amma: i'm going to the model show to model swim-suits.
Ben eye's opened.
Sam:But the swim-suits are disappearing after 10 seconds
Now Ben's and Travis's eyes were like Omid's.
Ben:we can take you there! we have a car!
Sam:that will be very nice of you, maybe you can be there with us?
Ben faint.
Travis: Ben wake up we're ready to take them!
Ben: but what if something goes wrong?
Travis:my dad was in special forces i know what im doing!
-In the show-
now,for modeling the disappearing swim-suits, Sam and Amma!
*Sam and Amma enter, the swim suits starting to disappear*
Travis: oh no!
Travis runs to them, covering their body with a towel, and gets them back to the back-stage.
Ben: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Well good news . I replaced my old thread head with a robotic thread head and so we don't have to worry about my thread becoming a walker . So ready for the show robot thread head ?
Robot Thread Head: Bite my shiny metal ass .
I will take that as a yes .
" The Incredible Asshole and His Incredible She-Bitch Daughter and her Boyfriend "
" Mark And The Beast "
At the Air Force Base , Lilly is hit by a strange laser but doesn't seem affected by it . When she returns home , Mark is there and asks her where is Larry and tells him that he is visiting a friend and he will come back tomorrow and Lilly says that tonight they should have a romantic night , but Mark says that he is tired which causes Lilly to get angry and snaps at him .
Mark: Lilly calm down , you seem bitchier than ever .
Lilly: Oh is that so Mark ? Well guess what , you wouldn't like me when i'm bitchy !
Lilly's skin turns green and she transforms into a raging , hulking monster called She-Lilly . She-Lilly smashes the wall and gets out and creates havoc in the neighbourhood . Mark than tells She-Lilly that tonight they can have a romantic night which causes Lilly to turn back to normal and she doesn't remember what happened .
Mark calls the The Genius Of Macon ( AKA Doug ) and he tells him about Lilly and he says that maybe she was hit by a laser and tells Mark that he is going to make a cure but it's going to be made tomorrow . Doug tells Mark that he should try to keep her calm until he will make the cure .
At night , Mark and Lilly are having a romantic dinner , Lilly asks Mark what's wrong and he says that nothing is wrong and then Lilly becomes paranoid and thinks that Mark doesn't love her anymore and Mark tries to tell Lilly that he still loves her but Lilly refuses to listen and gets angry at Mark and turns into She-Lilly and beats up Mark . He tries to calm her down but nothing seems to work and Mark now has one option . He kisses She-Lilly and both of them make love on the couch .
At morning , Lilly is back to normal and than Doug shows up at the door and gives Mark the cure and then Mark convinces Lilly to drink the cure and than Doug leaves . Larry comes back home and when he sees Mark and Lilly naked , he begins to beat up Mark .
End of Episode .
" The MacGyver Of Macon "
" Ben-Nator " .
Ben gets hit by a car and nobody seems to care . Doug finds him and takes him back to his home . Doug uses some robot parts and turns Ben into " Ben-Nator " .
Ben asks Doug why is he a cyborg and Doug tells him that he had a horrible accident and nobody helped him which causes Ben to get mad and decides to get revenge on everybody . Doug tells him to calm down but Ben-Nator pushes Doug out of the way and begins to destroy the city .
Doug creates a robot named " Doug-Nator " and tells him to stop Ben-Nator . Doug-Nator challenges Ben-Nator to a fight and he accepts . Ben-Nator punches Doug-Nator but his punches are weak . When Doug-Nator throws a punch Ben-Nator is defeated .
Doug turns Ben back to normal and when Ben goes outside , he gets hit by a car again .
End of episode .
Oh i forgot . There is a cameo of Kenny in the episode '' Mark and the Beast " .
While She-Lilly is destroying the neighbourhood , she throws cars in the air and we get a cameo of Kenny and Henry and they are fishing and a car lands on the docks:
Henry: What the fuck was that ?!
Kenny: Oh that's probably Lilly . Either she is on her period or she transformed into a monster called She-Lilly or some shit like that .
Henry: Oh man , this is like the third time this week man .
Kenny: I know .
And Kenny turns to Henry and hands him a Parsecs Whiskey bottle.
And then She-Lilly shows up , takes the bottle and drinks it just to get drunk and more angry and than smashes Kenny's boat and Henry's boat and jumps in mid-air.
Kenny: Fucking bitch !
Henry: Man , that Mark should stop being a pussy and grow some balls .
Kenny: He doesn't have balls anymore .
Henry: Why ?
Kenny: Larry .
" The Unlucky Kids "
" Fishing Day "
Duck and Sam are sick and because of that Kenny and Henry have to go fishing alone . But when they spot Ben and Travis , they decide to bring them along at fishing . Henry chooses Travis to help him and Kenny chooses Ben to help him .
Kenny manages to catch a fish and tells Ben to cut it in pieces , but Ben accidently drops the fish in the water which angers Kenny . Henry manages to get a big fish and wants to cut it but Travis says that the fish stinks and throws it back in the water and he says that he knows better because his dad is special forces which angers Henry aswell .
Kenny asks Ben to give him some bait , but Ben falls and the bait box falls in the water pissing off Kenny . Henry asks Travis to give him some bait and Travis throws the bait box in the water and Henry asks Travis what gives and Travis says that bait is stupid and says that his dad is special forces and pisses off Henry .
Kenny and Henry had enough of Ben and Travis and decide to use them as bait . Kenny punches Ben and uses him as bait .
Travis: You can't do this to me ! My dad is special forces !
Henry: Yeah well my dad is Samuel Fucking Jackson !
And then Henry punches Travis and uses him as bait .
The plan doesn't work , Kenny and Henry decide to go home and they throw Ben and Travis in the water and they get eaten by sharks .
End of episode .
" Cancer Hits When You Don't Suspect " .
" Lee's Tooth Problem "
Lee has cavity and Carley tells him to go to the dentist and the dentist is Vernon but Lee refuses because he heard some nasty rumors about Vernon but Carley tells him to go or else she will resolve his tooth problem herself which convinces Lee to go .
At the waiting room , Lee hears a horrible scream coming from the dentist office and it is Ben's scream . Ben comes out and he doesn't have any teeth and he is crying . Brie yells " Next ! " and Lee gulps .
Lee comes in and Vernon greets him and then pushes him on the dental chair . Vernon checks his mouth and than he gets his saw and hammer and says " This might hurt a bit . " And than the scene cuts to black and we hear Lee's scream of pain and horror .
At home , Carley made Lee steak but Lee doesn't have teeth anymore and because of that Carley has to feed him . Lee begins to write something on the paper and shows Carley what he wrote :
" Fucking Vernon . "
End of episode .
" The Tarzan Of Savannah "
" Molly's Shadow "
Molly is very sick and because of that she can't fight criminals .
Her sister decides to take her place and she gets a call from the Mayor and he asks her about Molly and she tells him that she is sick and also tells him that she is going to do the job for her and the Mayor tells her that a couple of bandits knows as The Save-Lots Punks are vandalizing the town by throwing rocks at windows , making prank calls , stealing money from people etc .
When she gets there , she tells the Save-Lots to get out of her town but the Save-Lots laugh at her which makes her mad and she beats the crap out of them and they run off , and they say that they are going to come back with reinforcements .
Molly hears the news and she tells her sister that what she is doing is dangerous but her sister tells Molly that it's not very hard and gets another call from the Mayor and he says that the Save-Lots Punks are back with a group and the leader of the group is Jerry .
Molly's sister confronts them but she is no match for all of them and before they finish her off , the Save-Lots leader and Jerry begin to argue :
Save-Lots Leader: Listen man , she is my problem not yours !
Jerry: Hey i want to kill this bitch just as you dumb shit !
Save-Lots Leader: Dumb fucker !
Jerry: Monkey fucker !
Save-Lots Leader: Asswipe !
Jerry: Your mom is a asswipe !
And after they finish their argument , the police arrives and arrest them .
At home , Molly gets better and she tells her sister that fighting crime is not for her because that's her job and her sister understands what she is trying to say and then both decide to eat some ice scream .
End of episode .
" The Magical Hobo "
" The Hobo and Ben "
Ben rubs the magic guitar and Chuck appears . He tells Ben that he is the Magical Hobo and he will grant him three wishes .
Ben's first wish is to have a girlfriend , Chuck uses his magic and a girl appears . Ben tries to kiss her but she slaps him and tells him that he is ugly and she runs off .
Ben's second wish is too be bigger than everybody and Chuck uses his magic and Ben turns into a giant . Some soldiers attack Ben and Ben tells Chuck to turn him back to normal and Chuck uses him magic and Ben turns back to normal .
Ben's final wish is to be loved by everybody but Chuck can't do that because he can't grant this wish to a loser .
Chuck disappears along with the magic guitar and Ben screams " FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK " . And Kenny shouts off screen " SHUT THE FUCK UP BEN " and Ben says " Ok " .
End of episode .
" The Save-Lots Punks "
" The Save-Lots and the President "
The Save-Lots decide to steal from the President of USA . When they arrive at the White House , they meet Jerry and his group there .
Save-Lots Leader: Jerry . You are a pain in my ass .
Jerry: Yeah well you fucking stink bitch .
Crabtree: Yeah !
Jerry: Shut the fuck up bitch .
Crabtree: Your mother is a bitch !
Jerry: Your dad is a pedophile !
Crabtree: Your sister is a whore !
Jerry: Fuck you !
Crabtree: Fuck you !
Jerry: FUCK YOU !
Crabtree: FUCK YOU !
Save-Lots Leader: BOTH OF YOU , SHUT THE FUCK UP !
Of course , the groups decide to join forces again and they invade the White House . They steal everything but the President shows up and kicks their asses and throws them outside .
Save-Lots Leader: You are a asshole , you know that ?
Jerry: Well you are a asswipe !
Save-Lots Leader: Shut the fuck up , Pedo Bear !
Jerry: You are so ugly , you make Jeff The Killer look like a total bitch .
Save-Lots: Well you make Slenderman look like a model .
Jerry: FUCK YOU !
Save-Lots Leader: FUCK YOU !
And then the police arrives and arrest them .
End of episode .
" The Innocent St John Family "
" Maybelle's Day Off " .
Maybelle is bored with the St Johns and decides to take a day off and goes around the world .
She visits Paris and she takes a picture with the Eiffel Tower . She visits England and she meets the Queen and she spits on her and becomes the " England's Nr 1 Enemy " .
She visits Africa and she gives the people some food and then they worship her .
She comes back home and she wears a crown and the St Johns were looking for her and they ask her where she was and she says " Moooo " and they are happy that she is back and then Maybelle turns to the screen and says " Mooooo . "
End of episode .
" A Man and His Missing Station Wagon "
" A Man and Travis " .
Campman goes to work again and leaves his keys in the car and the door unlocked . Travis shows up and steals the car because his dad is special forces . After Campman finishes work , he sees that his car has disappeared again .
After hours of searching for it , he finds the car and Travis says that it's his car now because his dad is special forces and then Campman beats the snot out of Travis and takes his car back .
At home , his wife yells at him again and Campman falls asleep and the scene cuts to the roof where Campman is sleeping and then he falls of the roof and breaks his spine .
End of Episode
" The Funny Guy , The Pregnant Girlfriend and The Cat " .
" Night Of the Zombie Cat " .
Omid buys a gun so than he can kill his cat . When the cat attacks Omid , he shoots the cat and he dies . Omid is happy and then Christa shows up and she if horrified and asks Omid what happened and he says that he got hit by a car .
They bury the cat in the backyard and after Christa leaves , Omid pisses on his grave . At night , The cat rises from the grave and wants to kill Omid .
Omid is drunk and happy now that the cat died and then someone is knocking on the door . Omid opens the door and it is the zombie cat and he attacks Omid and runs upstairs and the cat takes the axe and he is going after Omid .
Omid gets his phone and decides to call for help :
Lee: Hello .
Omid: Hey Lee it's me Omid .
Lee: Hey Omid .
Omid: Listen dude , I need your help ! I killed my cat and now it turned into a zombie and now he wants to kill me !
Lee: HAHAHAHAHAHA !
Omid: It's not funny !
Lee: Oh Omid you are such a joker !
Omid: Dude I'm serious !
Lee: Bye Omid .
Lee hangs up on Omid . Omid decides to call someone else to help him :
Kenny: Hello .
Omid: Kenny it's me Omid !
Kenny: Omid it's three in the fucking morning !
Omid: I know man but you got to help me ! I killed my cat and now he is a zombie and now he wants to kill me !
Kenny hangs up on Omid .
Omid: Crap .
The cat breaks the door with the axe and Omid tries to run , but the cat catches Omid and decides to eat his face .
Omid wakes up and Christa asks him what's wrong . He tells Christa but Christa says that the cat is not dead he is alive and he sees the cat and he sticks his tongue out to Omid . Omid is pissed because it was a dream but says this :
Omid: Well if it wasn't a dream . Than the cat would of ruined my face .
And the episode ends .
" Kenny's Adventures of Boats and Ducks " .
" Duck and Juliet "
Henry's cousin Juliet shows up for a visit and Duck likes her and both become friends and Juliet gives Duck a kiss on the cheek .
Kenny and Henry's boats are gone and they blame each other and they decide to build walls around their houses and because of that , Duck and Juliet can't meet anymore .
Duck and Juliet sneak around and they are reunited again and they decide to find Kenny and Henry's boats . They find out that the one who stole their boats is Nate and he stole them so than he can impress the ladies .
They manage to get the boats back and Kenny and Henry are happy to see their boats again .
Kenny: Oh my God ! Katjaa my boat is back ! Michelle has returned !
Henry: Cece ! I thought I lost you for good !
And then Nate shows up .
Nate: Come back here you brats ! Those boats are mine !
Kenny: Your boats ?
Nate: Oh shit .
Nate runs away and Kenny and Henry are chasing him .
Kenny: I'll rip his head !
Henry: I'll rip his balls !
Next day , Juliet has to leave and before she leaves , she gives him a kiss on the cheek and she leaves and Duck is sad .
Kenny: Don't worry son . I'm sure you will find the perfect girl and not urban's cousin .
Henry: I heard that , Luigi !
Kenny: Put a sock in it , Bowser !
Henry: Yeah well fuck you ! Joel is funnier than you !
Kenny: Fuck you ! Lee is a knight compared to that dipshit !
End of episode .
Comments
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" Stealing from Rich Assholes "
The Save-Lots want to steal from a rich man's house and when they get there , they encounter Jerry's group and he wants to steal from the rich man aswell , but than the leader insults Jerry and decides to have a " Yo Mama Jokes " contest .
Save-Lots Leader: Yo Mama so fucking ugly , she makes our ex member Jolene look hot .
Jerry: Yo Mama so stupid , i bet she can't open a fucking window .
Crabtree: Well your mom can't open a window aswell , asshole .
Jerry: What the fuck are you going to do about it ?
Crabtree: Fuck you !
Jerry: Fuck me ? Fuck you motherfucker ! Now where were we ?
Save-Lots Leader: Yo Mama so fucking useless , she makes a kid called Ben look more useless .
Than the scene cuts to Ben .
Travis: What's wrong ?
Ben: I think someone said that i am more useless than someone's mother .
Travis: Nah , it's just your imagination . And also , you are more useless than a broken window .
Than the scene cuts to The Save-Lots and Jerry's group and they decide to work together and steal from the rich man . They break in and steal everything but than the rich man comes back and he says that he is going to kick their asses which causes the two groups to laugh at him but than he manages to beat them up and throws them out .
Save-Lots Leader: This is your fault dipshit .
Jerry: Hey ! Atleast i'm not fucking useless like some kid called Ben !
Than the scene cuts to Ben again .
Ben: Mom , Dad . I keep hearing someone calling me useless .
Mom: Don't worry honey , it's just your imagination . But honestly , you are more useless than our dead dog .
And the episode ends .
"The Innocent St John Family"
" Bonnie's visit"
This episode will be a crossover episode with the 400 Days Comedy Show sketch " Bonnie's Love Triangle Of Mistakes " .
Leland , Bonnie and Dee visit the St Johns because they are Leland's relatives .
They are greeted by the St Johns and Bonnie and Dee are creeped out by Danny but Leland says that Danny is just kidding and Brenda says that they are going to have a feast and Danny says that it's going to be a good one which scares Bonnie even more .
Before dinner , Bonnie wants to see Maybelle and Andy says that she is in the barn . When Bonnie goes into the barn , she is horrified as she sees Danny making love with his gun . Bonnie asks him what is he doing and he is telling her that he is making love with Charlotte . Bonnie asks him who is Charlotte and he says that Charlotte is the gun . Bonnie hears the bell and immediatly runs to the house .
At dinner , Bonnie says that the food is great and Brenda says that if it wasn't for her sons they wouldn't have delicious meat . Dee asks Brenda where is Danny and Andy says that he is coming too . Than Danny shows up and he is covered in blood which causes Bonnie and Dee to scream and they run away with Leland chasing after them and telling them to come back .
Brenda: Leland's friends are kinda weird , aren't they ?
Andy: Danny , what is that red stuff all over you ?
Danny: Tomato Juice .
Than Danny says this with a psycho grin .
Danny: Good Tomato Juice .
And the episode ends .
" A man and the Save-Lots"
Campman goes to work again and leaves his keys in the car and the door unlocked . The Save-Lots Punks show up and steal his car . After Campman finished his work , he sees that his car has disappeared again .
He is searching for the car in the entire town and finds it in a dark alley and than he is confronted by the Save-Lots and he says that that's his car but the Save-Lots decide to beat him up . They beat him hard but he manages to get in the car and drive off .
When he gets home , his wife yells at him and thinks that he was partying with his friends and than Campman falls asleep and the scene cuts to Campman sleeping in the dog house meaning that his wife kicked him out .
End of episode .
" The Funny Guy , The Pregnant Girlfriend and The Cat "
" Washing The Car "
Christa is going to her sister's to tell her the news and tells Omid to wash his car to make sure he won't do anything stupid with the cat and she leaves . Omid says that maybe washing the car will make him forget about his evil cat and goes outside but the cat has a evil plan for Omid .
The cat enters in the car and puts a weird chip in the car and runs off . When Omid begins to wash his car , his car turns into a giant robot and wants to destroy Omid and runs away and hides from the giant robot car and decides to give a phone call .
Lee: Hello ?
Omid: Lee , it's me Omid .
Lee: Hey Omid , congratulations . You are going to be a dad soon .
Omid: Thanks Lee but right now i need your help !
Lee: Sure , what is it ?
Omid: Well my evil cat turned my car into a giant robot and now it wants to destroy me .
Lee: Your cat turned your car into a giant robot ?
Omid: Exactly .
Lee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Omid: Dude it's not funny !
Lee: Hey Carley , listen to this . Omid tells me that his cat is evil and he turned his car into a giant robot !
Carley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! . Christa is lucky to have such a funny boyfriend .
Lee: Thanks Omid , i really needed that . I'm going to tell this joke to Clem later .
Omid: Dude ! I am serious !
Lee: Bye Omid ! You will be a great dad .
Lee hangs up on Omid . Omid decides to give it another shot .
Kenny: Hello ?
Omid: Kenny ! It's me Omid !
Kenny: Hey Omid ! Congratulations .
Omid: Thanks Ken , but right now i am in trouble !
Kenny: What kind of trouble ?
Omid: Well my cat turned my car into a giant robot .
Kenny: ........ Omid , you are a great guy and all but stop annoying me with your " Evil Cat " cause i don't want to put you in a mental hospital and leave that poor kid without a dad !
Than Kenny hangs up on Omid . Omid than decides to call the Genius Of Macon .
Ben: Hello ?
Omid: Doug ! I need your help !
Ben: Omid it's me Ben .
Omid: Oh Ben it's you . Sorry i have to call Doug now .
Ben: If you are in trouble i can help you .
Omid: Thanks Ben , but i think you will make the situation more difficult than it is right now .
Omid hangs up on Ben . He calls Doug and tells him about his car and than Doug shows up with a giant robot of his own made out of Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 parts and than Doug's robot fights the giant robot car Street Fighter Style .
In the end , Doug wins and the giant robot car explodes into pieces and Doug teleports away . Christa comes back and asks Omid what happened and he tells her that their cat turned his car into a giant robot and tried to kill him and then the cat shows up and jumps in Christa's arms and tells Omid that she thinks that Omid smashed his own car just to put the blame on the cat and tells Omid to knock it off and she enters in the house and Omid looks at his destroyed car and says this :
Omid: Doug ruined my car's face .
And the episode ends .
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" Urbans Vs Bullies "
At school , Clementine is bullied by a kid named Duncan and Duncan bullies her by stealing her crayons , burning her homework and giving her wet willys .
Clementine comes back home crying and Lee and Carley are asking Clem what's wrong and she tells them about her bully and they tell her that they used to have bullies of their own but after eight grade they never saw them again and they tell her that they are going to take care of her problem by discussing with the bully .
Lee and Carley show up at school and meet Duncan and they ask him why is he bulling their daughter and tells them that because he is a boy and girls are stupid and that they can't do anything to him because his parents are rich . Lee and Carley decide to discuss with his parents .
Lee and Carley visit Duncan's parents and they are shocked about who the parents are . Duncan's dad is Richard McBully and he used to bully Lee when he was in first grade and he bullied him by throwing rocks at him , burning his history books and always beating him up . His wife is Diana McBully and she used to bully Carley when she was in first grade like Lee and Clem and she bullied her by burning her hair , ripping her clothes and throwing mud at her .
Richard and Diana din't change one bit and they say that Clem is a loser and Duncan is much more smarter than her and tell both Lee and Carley to screw off and they close the door in their faces . Lee and Carley get angry and decide to get revenge on them .
At night , Lee , Carley and Clem sneak in their house and they are sleeping and they manage to capture them and tie them up . Lee begins to torture Richard by throwing rocks at him , burning his porno magazines and beats him up . Carley cuts Diana's hair and leaves her bold , rippes her clothes and she throws mud in her face . Clem slaps Duncan 10 times and punches him in the face and he begins to cry .
The Bully Family apologises to them and tells them that Duncan is going to behave from now on and they leave and Lee tells Clem that sometimes violence is the answer to everything .
And the episode ends .
" Kenny's Adventures Of Boats and Ducks " .
" The Big Fish "
When Kenny and Duck arrive at the docks , they see a giant fish on the dock . They decide to take it but than Henry and Sam show up and they claim that the fish is theirs but Kenny won't give up the fish without a fight and Henry says that they should have a contest and they choose " Rock , Paper and Scissors " 2 out of 3 .
Kenny chooses rock and so does Henry , it's a tie . Kenny chooses scissors and Henry chooses rock again and beats Kenny . Kenny - 0 , Henry - 1 . Kenny chooses paper and Henry chooses rock again and Kenny beats Henry . Kenny - 1 , Henry - 1 . Kenny chooses paper and so does Henry . Kenny chooses scissors and Henry chooses paper again and Kenny wins the game . Kenny - 2 , Henry - 1 .
Henry won't give up the fish and decides to fight with Kenny Star Trek Style . Because of their fighting , the fish jumps into the water and leaves . Kenny blames Henry but Henry says that it's his fault and then both Duck and Sam get bored and decide to go home and leave the adults to fight against each other .
And the episode ends .
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Don't worry, (Team)Kenny(Always), you're still awesome even though you murdered (This threadAKA)Larry.
Thanks Bubba
Today, the Unlucky Kids meets two girls named Amma and Sam.
Ben is hitting on Amma and Travis is hitting on Sam.
Ben: so... what a preety girl like you doing here?
Amma: i'm going to the model show to model swim-suits.
Ben eye's opened.
Sam:But the swim-suits are disappearing after 10 seconds
Now Ben's and Travis's eyes were like Omid's.
Ben:we can take you there! we have a car!
Sam:that will be very nice of you, maybe you can be there with us?
Ben faint.
Travis: Ben wake up we're ready to take them!
Ben: but what if something goes wrong?
Travis:my dad was in special forces i know what im doing!
-In the show-
now,for modeling the disappearing swim-suits, Sam and Amma!
*Sam and Amma enter, the swim suits starting to disappear*
Travis: oh no!
Travis runs to them, covering their body with a towel, and gets them back to the back-stage.
Ben: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Robot Thread Head: Bite my shiny metal ass .
I will take that as a yes .
" The Incredible Asshole and His Incredible She-Bitch Daughter and her Boyfriend "
" Mark And The Beast "
At the Air Force Base , Lilly is hit by a strange laser but doesn't seem affected by it . When she returns home , Mark is there and asks her where is Larry and tells him that he is visiting a friend and he will come back tomorrow and Lilly says that tonight they should have a romantic night , but Mark says that he is tired which causes Lilly to get angry and snaps at him .
Mark: Lilly calm down , you seem bitchier than ever .
Lilly: Oh is that so Mark ? Well guess what , you wouldn't like me when i'm bitchy !
Lilly's skin turns green and she transforms into a raging , hulking monster called She-Lilly . She-Lilly smashes the wall and gets out and creates havoc in the neighbourhood . Mark than tells She-Lilly that tonight they can have a romantic night which causes Lilly to turn back to normal and she doesn't remember what happened .
Mark calls the The Genius Of Macon ( AKA Doug ) and he tells him about Lilly and he says that maybe she was hit by a laser and tells Mark that he is going to make a cure but it's going to be made tomorrow . Doug tells Mark that he should try to keep her calm until he will make the cure .
At night , Mark and Lilly are having a romantic dinner , Lilly asks Mark what's wrong and he says that nothing is wrong and then Lilly becomes paranoid and thinks that Mark doesn't love her anymore and Mark tries to tell Lilly that he still loves her but Lilly refuses to listen and gets angry at Mark and turns into She-Lilly and beats up Mark . He tries to calm her down but nothing seems to work and Mark now has one option . He kisses She-Lilly and both of them make love on the couch .
At morning , Lilly is back to normal and than Doug shows up at the door and gives Mark the cure and then Mark convinces Lilly to drink the cure and than Doug leaves . Larry comes back home and when he sees Mark and Lilly naked , he begins to beat up Mark .
End of Episode .
" The MacGyver Of Macon "
" Ben-Nator " .
Ben gets hit by a car and nobody seems to care . Doug finds him and takes him back to his home . Doug uses some robot parts and turns Ben into " Ben-Nator " .
Ben asks Doug why is he a cyborg and Doug tells him that he had a horrible accident and nobody helped him which causes Ben to get mad and decides to get revenge on everybody . Doug tells him to calm down but Ben-Nator pushes Doug out of the way and begins to destroy the city .
Doug creates a robot named " Doug-Nator " and tells him to stop Ben-Nator . Doug-Nator challenges Ben-Nator to a fight and he accepts . Ben-Nator punches Doug-Nator but his punches are weak . When Doug-Nator throws a punch Ben-Nator is defeated .
Doug turns Ben back to normal and when Ben goes outside , he gets hit by a car again .
End of episode .
While She-Lilly is destroying the neighbourhood , she throws cars in the air and we get a cameo of Kenny and Henry and they are fishing and a car lands on the docks:
Henry: What the fuck was that ?!
Kenny: Oh that's probably Lilly . Either she is on her period or she transformed into a monster called She-Lilly or some shit like that .
Henry: Oh man , this is like the third time this week man .
Kenny: I know .
And then She-Lilly shows up , takes the bottle and drinks it just to get drunk and more angry and than smashes Kenny's boat and Henry's boat and jumps in mid-air.
Kenny: Fucking bitch !
Henry: Man , that Mark should stop being a pussy and grow some balls .
Kenny: He doesn't have balls anymore .
Henry: Why ?
Kenny: Larry .
" Fishing Day "
Duck and Sam are sick and because of that Kenny and Henry have to go fishing alone . But when they spot Ben and Travis , they decide to bring them along at fishing . Henry chooses Travis to help him and Kenny chooses Ben to help him .
Kenny manages to catch a fish and tells Ben to cut it in pieces , but Ben accidently drops the fish in the water which angers Kenny . Henry manages to get a big fish and wants to cut it but Travis says that the fish stinks and throws it back in the water and he says that he knows better because his dad is special forces which angers Henry aswell .
Kenny asks Ben to give him some bait , but Ben falls and the bait box falls in the water pissing off Kenny . Henry asks Travis to give him some bait and Travis throws the bait box in the water and Henry asks Travis what gives and Travis says that bait is stupid and says that his dad is special forces and pisses off Henry .
Kenny and Henry had enough of Ben and Travis and decide to use them as bait . Kenny punches Ben and uses him as bait .
Travis: You can't do this to me ! My dad is special forces !
Henry: Yeah well my dad is Samuel Fucking Jackson !
And then Henry punches Travis and uses him as bait .
The plan doesn't work , Kenny and Henry decide to go home and they throw Ben and Travis in the water and they get eaten by sharks .
End of episode .
" Cancer Hits When You Don't Suspect " .
" Lee's Tooth Problem "
Lee has cavity and Carley tells him to go to the dentist and the dentist is Vernon but Lee refuses because he heard some nasty rumors about Vernon but Carley tells him to go or else she will resolve his tooth problem herself which convinces Lee to go .
At the waiting room , Lee hears a horrible scream coming from the dentist office and it is Ben's scream . Ben comes out and he doesn't have any teeth and he is crying . Brie yells " Next ! " and Lee gulps .
Lee comes in and Vernon greets him and then pushes him on the dental chair . Vernon checks his mouth and than he gets his saw and hammer and says " This might hurt a bit . " And than the scene cuts to black and we hear Lee's scream of pain and horror .
At home , Carley made Lee steak but Lee doesn't have teeth anymore and because of that Carley has to feed him . Lee begins to write something on the paper and shows Carley what he wrote :
" Fucking Vernon . "
End of episode .
" Molly's Shadow "
Molly is very sick and because of that she can't fight criminals .
Her sister decides to take her place and she gets a call from the Mayor and he asks her about Molly and she tells him that she is sick and also tells him that she is going to do the job for her and the Mayor tells her that a couple of bandits knows as The Save-Lots Punks are vandalizing the town by throwing rocks at windows , making prank calls , stealing money from people etc .
When she gets there , she tells the Save-Lots to get out of her town but the Save-Lots laugh at her which makes her mad and she beats the crap out of them and they run off , and they say that they are going to come back with reinforcements .
Molly hears the news and she tells her sister that what she is doing is dangerous but her sister tells Molly that it's not very hard and gets another call from the Mayor and he says that the Save-Lots Punks are back with a group and the leader of the group is Jerry .
Molly's sister confronts them but she is no match for all of them and before they finish her off , the Save-Lots leader and Jerry begin to argue :
Save-Lots Leader: Listen man , she is my problem not yours !
Jerry: Hey i want to kill this bitch just as you dumb shit !
Save-Lots Leader: Dumb fucker !
Jerry: Monkey fucker !
Save-Lots Leader: Asswipe !
Jerry: Your mom is a asswipe !
And after they finish their argument , the police arrives and arrest them .
At home , Molly gets better and she tells her sister that fighting crime is not for her because that's her job and her sister understands what she is trying to say and then both decide to eat some ice scream .
End of episode .
" The Magical Hobo "
" The Hobo and Ben "
Ben rubs the magic guitar and Chuck appears . He tells Ben that he is the Magical Hobo and he will grant him three wishes .
Ben's first wish is to have a girlfriend , Chuck uses his magic and a girl appears . Ben tries to kiss her but she slaps him and tells him that he is ugly and she runs off .
Ben's second wish is too be bigger than everybody and Chuck uses his magic and Ben turns into a giant . Some soldiers attack Ben and Ben tells Chuck to turn him back to normal and Chuck uses him magic and Ben turns back to normal .
Ben's final wish is to be loved by everybody but Chuck can't do that because he can't grant this wish to a loser .
Chuck disappears along with the magic guitar and Ben screams " FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK " . And Kenny shouts off screen " SHUT THE FUCK UP BEN " and Ben says " Ok " .
End of episode .
" The Save-Lots and the President "
The Save-Lots decide to steal from the President of USA . When they arrive at the White House , they meet Jerry and his group there .
Save-Lots Leader: Jerry . You are a pain in my ass .
Jerry: Yeah well you fucking stink bitch .
Crabtree: Yeah !
Jerry: Shut the fuck up bitch .
Crabtree: Your mother is a bitch !
Jerry: Your dad is a pedophile !
Crabtree: Your sister is a whore !
Jerry: Fuck you !
Crabtree: Fuck you !
Jerry: FUCK YOU !
Crabtree: FUCK YOU !
Save-Lots Leader: BOTH OF YOU , SHUT THE FUCK UP !
Of course , the groups decide to join forces again and they invade the White House . They steal everything but the President shows up and kicks their asses and throws them outside .
Save-Lots Leader: You are a asshole , you know that ?
Jerry: Well you are a asswipe !
Save-Lots Leader: Shut the fuck up , Pedo Bear !
Jerry: You are so ugly , you make Jeff The Killer look like a total bitch .
Save-Lots: Well you make Slenderman look like a model .
Jerry: FUCK YOU !
Save-Lots Leader: FUCK YOU !
And then the police arrives and arrest them .
End of episode .
" The Innocent St John Family "
" Maybelle's Day Off " .
Maybelle is bored with the St Johns and decides to take a day off and goes around the world .
She visits Paris and she takes a picture with the Eiffel Tower . She visits England and she meets the Queen and she spits on her and becomes the " England's Nr 1 Enemy " .
She visits Africa and she gives the people some food and then they worship her .
She comes back home and she wears a crown and the St Johns were looking for her and they ask her where she was and she says " Moooo " and they are happy that she is back and then Maybelle turns to the screen and says " Mooooo . "
End of episode .
" A Man and Travis " .
Campman goes to work again and leaves his keys in the car and the door unlocked . Travis shows up and steals the car because his dad is special forces . After Campman finishes work , he sees that his car has disappeared again .
After hours of searching for it , he finds the car and Travis says that it's his car now because his dad is special forces and then Campman beats the snot out of Travis and takes his car back .
At home , his wife yells at him again and Campman falls asleep and the scene cuts to the roof where Campman is sleeping and then he falls of the roof and breaks his spine .
End of Episode
" The Funny Guy , The Pregnant Girlfriend and The Cat " .
" Night Of the Zombie Cat " .
Omid buys a gun so than he can kill his cat . When the cat attacks Omid , he shoots the cat and he dies . Omid is happy and then Christa shows up and she if horrified and asks Omid what happened and he says that he got hit by a car .
They bury the cat in the backyard and after Christa leaves , Omid pisses on his grave . At night , The cat rises from the grave and wants to kill Omid .
Omid is drunk and happy now that the cat died and then someone is knocking on the door . Omid opens the door and it is the zombie cat and he attacks Omid and runs upstairs and the cat takes the axe and he is going after Omid .
Omid gets his phone and decides to call for help :
Lee: Hello .
Omid: Hey Lee it's me Omid .
Lee: Hey Omid .
Omid: Listen dude , I need your help ! I killed my cat and now it turned into a zombie and now he wants to kill me !
Lee: HAHAHAHAHAHA !
Omid: It's not funny !
Lee: Oh Omid you are such a joker !
Omid: Dude I'm serious !
Lee: Bye Omid .
Lee hangs up on Omid . Omid decides to call someone else to help him :
Kenny: Hello .
Omid: Kenny it's me Omid !
Kenny: Omid it's three in the fucking morning !
Omid: I know man but you got to help me ! I killed my cat and now he is a zombie and now he wants to kill me !
Kenny hangs up on Omid .
Omid: Crap .
The cat breaks the door with the axe and Omid tries to run , but the cat catches Omid and decides to eat his face .
Omid wakes up and Christa asks him what's wrong . He tells Christa but Christa says that the cat is not dead he is alive and he sees the cat and he sticks his tongue out to Omid . Omid is pissed because it was a dream but says this :
Omid: Well if it wasn't a dream . Than the cat would of ruined my face .
And the episode ends .
" Duck and Juliet "
Henry's cousin Juliet shows up for a visit and Duck likes her and both become friends and Juliet gives Duck a kiss on the cheek .
Kenny and Henry's boats are gone and they blame each other and they decide to build walls around their houses and because of that , Duck and Juliet can't meet anymore .
Duck and Juliet sneak around and they are reunited again and they decide to find Kenny and Henry's boats . They find out that the one who stole their boats is Nate and he stole them so than he can impress the ladies .
They manage to get the boats back and Kenny and Henry are happy to see their boats again .
Kenny: Oh my God ! Katjaa my boat is back ! Michelle has returned !
Henry: Cece ! I thought I lost you for good !
And then Nate shows up .
Nate: Come back here you brats ! Those boats are mine !
Kenny: Your boats ?
Nate: Oh shit .
Nate runs away and Kenny and Henry are chasing him .
Kenny: I'll rip his head !
Henry: I'll rip his balls !
Next day , Juliet has to leave and before she leaves , she gives him a kiss on the cheek and she leaves and Duck is sad .
Kenny: Don't worry son . I'm sure you will find the perfect girl and not urban's cousin .
Henry: I heard that , Luigi !
Kenny: Put a sock in it , Bowser !
Henry: Yeah well fuck you ! Joel is funnier than you !
Kenny: Fuck you ! Lee is a knight compared to that dipshit !
End of episode .
Make one for the urban family!