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Unintentionally funny lines.

Pell3tPell3t
edited September 2013 in The Walking Dead
I decided to make a thread for, well read the title. So here's 3 I can think of off the top of my head.

1. After finding the 2nd tape in episode 4 when Lee see's the walkers start to walk around the knocked down fence and says "Time to go" Just the tone of voice he used makes me lol everytime XD

2. Bries' death *shakes head* "Don't we get a say in AHHHHHH!" and another one bites the dust. Tell Vernon to shoot me? Bitch please.

3. After you have the talk with Ben in episode 3 and where Ben talks shit about Macon, if right after that you decide to tell him that your convicted murderer. XD I know its not like that but it feels like he's saying if you talk mess about my home town again ima cut a bitch.
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  • TTaing987TTaing987
    edited August 2013
    "HEY ARE YOU DEAD"
    -Lee
  • Nate the GreatNate the Great
    edited August 2013
    "Hey Ben"

    "Yeah?"

    "Cya"
  • Bioshock Infinite WDBioshock Infinite WD
    edited August 2013
    Ya, that was funny.
  • HiggsBoson2142HiggsBoson2142
    edited August 2013
    "Hmm. Pointy."
  • Jere85Jere85
    edited August 2013
    Clem: You stopped him though...
    Lee: Yeah, i did.

    He sounded so proud, it makes me chuckle.
  • ZeruisZeruis
    edited August 2013
    The funniest scene in the game, and it's all very awkward:

    Andy: Boy, didn't you hear the bell? Dinner time.

    Lee:...(Scratches his head and shrugs.)

    Andy: (Shakes his head).

    (Lee walks out of the barn)

    Andy: You know, you're a strange guy, Lee.
  • Bioshock Infinite WDBioshock Infinite WD
    edited August 2013
    So right, the awkward you could just smell it, so well done.
  • DomeWing333DomeWing333
    edited August 2013
    Some of the dickish Lee responses are pretty golden. Especially in episode 4 where they just seem really out of place.
    Like when Clem asks if she gets a vote: "NO! :mad:"
    Or when Molly pours her heart about about her sister after you confront her: "I didn't ask for your life story, Molly." Yes you did, Lee! You totally did!
  • Sick OctopusSick Octopus
    edited August 2013
    Zeruis wrote: »
    The funniest scene in the game, and it's all very awkward:

    Andy: Boy, didn't you hear the bell? Dinner time.

    Lee:...(Scratches his head and shrugs.)

    Andy: (Shakes his head).

    (Lee walks out of the barn)

    Andy: You know, you're a strange guy, Lee.

    Agreed.
  • Pell3tPell3t
    edited August 2013
    I got another one

    Lee: Hey Duck you hungry?

    Duck: :D

    Lee: Sorry

    Duck: :(
  • Pell3tPell3t
    edited August 2013
    And another

    Lee: We don't need her, she'll only slow us down.

    Was this Lee making fun of her weight?
  • CreeperXCreeperX
    edited August 2013
    ^
    That reminds me...

    Vince: "You know what? Let's do this. She looks well fed right?"

    Tavia: "BITCH YOU CALLING ME FAT????"
  • MornaiMornai
    edited August 2013
    "Two quarters...and a dime." -Lee
  • Pell3tPell3t
    edited August 2013
    Lee: Well we did kill her dad

    Kenny: Yeah We did kill her dad.

    think it was on the next time on walking dead episode 3 trailor thingy I always lol cause of how Kenny says it.
  • Pell3tPell3t
    edited August 2013
    CreeperX wrote: »
    ^
    That reminds me...

    Vince: "You know what? Let's do this. She looks well fed right?"

    Tavia: "BITCH YOU CALLING ME FAT????"

    lol that should've been one the choices to tell Vince as Tavia.
  • DomeWing333DomeWing333
    edited August 2013
    Oh I just remembered a really somber moment that actually made me laugh out loud when I saw it. Back in Crawford when Clem was sitting at the desk looking really sad:

    Clementine: "Do you think things will ever be normal again? Just like the way they were before?"

    Lee: "I don't know sweet pea. But we all have to believe they will. Remember what Katjaa said, back on the farm? She said we'll all be home soon."

    Clementine: "And now she's dead. :("

    Jeez Clem, such a downer. :D In hindsight, it's actually kinda depressing how dejected she sounded but at the time it was such a hilariously dark reaction to Lee's optimism.
  • TeamKennyAlwaysTeamKennyAlways
    edited August 2013
    Lee: Hey

    Chuck: Yo

    Lee: Hey

    Chuck: Yo

    Lee: Hey

    Chuck: Yo

    Lee: Hey

    Chuck: Yo

    ......Several hours later.....

    Lee: Hey

    Chuck: Yo
  • HelloCthulhuHelloCthulhu
    edited August 2013
    Katja: Clementine was just telling me she was in first grade.

    Lee: How was it?

    Clem: Easy.

    Lee: Well, yeah.

    Me: What the fuck, Lee?!
  • CrixusCrixus
    edited August 2013
    When after fighting Molly for the first time... "Get her Kenny" then Molly is about to attack Kenny "Wait he's one of us!", That always made me Lol also in episode 4 when Lee see's the figure at the fence and yells "You ever come back here again I'll Kill you,you hear I'll Kill you" and then when Christa asks who was that he says "just some stray dog". Why would he yell that he is gonna kill you to a dog! Lol
  • master psychicmaster psychic
    edited August 2013
    Crixus wrote: »
    When after fighting Molly for the first time... "Get her Kenny" then Molly is about to attack Kenny "Wait he's one of us!", That always made me Lol also in episode 4 when Lee see's the figure at the fence and yells "You ever come back here again I'll Kill you,you hear I'll Kill you" and then when Christa asks who was that he says "just some stray dog". Why would he yell that he is gonna kill you to a dog! Lol

    Maybe Lee lost his money to a dog in a poker game and now hates dogs . :D
  • VelociraptoriusVelociraptorius
    edited August 2013
    Hey Ben.
    Yeah? :)
    See ya ;)
    :( ... right

    Man I laughed so hard. Which was surprising, since I was still in depression over Carley's death
  • Pell3tPell3t
    edited August 2013
    Crixus wrote: »
    When after fighting Molly for the first time... "Get her Kenny" then Molly is about to attack Kenny "Wait he's one of us!", That always made me Lol also in episode 4 when Lee see's the figure at the fence and yells "You ever come back here again I'll Kill you,you hear I'll Kill you" and then when Christa asks who was that he says "just some stray dog". Why would he yell that he is gonna kill you to a dog! Lol

    Ha ha ha Christa's reaction was hilarious. I think you won first prize XD
  • Pell3tPell3t
    edited August 2013
    I thought of another one, when Lee saves Clementine from the pee pee walker in episode 1

    Lee: Get off her you SON OF A BITCH!

    The way he says it gets me everytime
  • CornflakeDudeCornflakeDude
    edited August 2013
    "My parents. It's so horrible. And now... you? PLEASE... Please don't be one of them. Please don't become a walker."
    .
    .
    .
    Jk seriously anything Trevor Hoffman says as Ben is automatically funny he just has this delivery with his lines that makes it hysterical. Also in the beginning when when Shawn asks you to tell his father what you saw out there, and when you pick "..." He keeps yelling at you to tell him.
  • Pell3tPell3t
    edited August 2013
    CornflakeDude wrote: »
    "My parents. It's so horrible. And now... you? PLEASE... Please don't be one of them. Please don't become a walker."
    .
    .
    .
    Jk seriously anything Trevor Hoffman says as Ben is automatically funny he just has this delivery with his lines that makes it hysterical. Also in the beginning when when Shawn asks you to tell his father what you saw out there, and when you pick "..." He keeps yelling at you to tell him.

    Lol I was like O_O when I read the first part and thought you thought that was funny. Yeah Shawn was hilarious in that part. I bet people doing silent playthroughs probably get annoyed with that part.

    On another note awesome pic.
  • CornflakeDudeCornflakeDude
    edited August 2013
    TY Pell3t
  • WantaFantaWantaFanta
    edited August 2013
    Lee: I think I just turned of Andy when I was talking up our guns
    Mark: Well, say something to turn him on again!
    Lee: ...
    Mark:...You know what I mean.
  • fabi777fabi777
    edited August 2013
    Clementine: he's [Duck] just allways blaming me for stuff...
    Lee:like what?
    Clementine: putting a bug on his pillow
    Lee:did you do that?
    Clementine: yes
    made me lol.

    Lee:I'll talk to you later
    Carley:i'll talk to YOU later.

    Lee:i think she probably did it
    Carley: i have nothing to hide,and you know it
    Lee:yeah...
  • Pell3tPell3t
    edited August 2013
    fabi777 wrote: »
    Clementine: he's [Duck] just allways blaming me for stuff...
    Lee:like what?
    Clementine: putting a bug on his pillow
    Lee:did you do that?
    Clementine: yes
    made me lol.

    That makes me lol every time, but the thread is unintentionally funny lines.

    But accusing Carley of stealing the supplies gets a funny wtf reaction from her. You go from flirting to more or less putting the bullet in her head yourself
  • sardinessardines
    edited August 2013
    For some reason the "How old are you?" "I'm, uh... 37." makes me giggle a bit every time.

    That and the obvious "two quarters and a dime" bit. Oh, and Lilly's "you're only one man" made me laugh, too, for some reason. It's just kind of a ridiculous thing to say, I think.
  • PiastPiast
    edited August 2013
    pretty much all the lines of this video. :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdtAlcEclbk
  • o0HeaDShoT0oo0HeaDShoT0o
    edited August 2013
    There's one I can think of when Lee looks at the medallion on the wall next to Omid.

    "What do you call this thing?"
    ":confused:...Art?"
  • Bioshock Infinite WDBioshock Infinite WD
    edited August 2013
    Or when Omid says that the owners watched PBS, that was also funny.
  • DomeWing333DomeWing333
    edited August 2013
    Yeah, but again that was meant to be funny. Another one I can think of:

    Lee: "Kenny just lost his wife and kid."
    Omid: "Man. How long ago?"
    Lee: "What time is it?"
    Omid: "Uh I dunno. Four?"
    Lee: "Maybe two hours ago."

    Why did Lee need to ask for the time? What, he can't keep track of time without exact numbers? Was he looking at his watch the whole time Duck was dying? The fuck, Lee?
  • Bioshock Infinite WDBioshock Infinite WD
    edited August 2013
    So his watch does not work anymore, great, I guess that watch had "put on sunglasses" No Time Left.
  • DomeWing333DomeWing333
    edited August 2013
    *mass groan*

    But yeah, it had to be said.
  • Bioshock Infinite WDBioshock Infinite WD
    edited August 2013
    I remember that, such a good little hint, that and the walker that Lee shoots at the house has his left arm missing, so that might have been foreshadowing.
  • Jere85Jere85
    edited August 2013
    Not a line, but i found it funny that Lee was scared about grabbing the police officers keys at the beginning when he drops them, why would Lee be scared? He has no idea he's a zombie or could be one. The player would know, but not Lee.
  • AudrenAudren
    edited August 2013
    I didn't think Lee was scared about the keys. The only reason he was kind of slow in picking them back up is that it was tough for him to bend down with his knee. I don't think he was hesitating or anything.
  • Bioshock Infinite WDBioshock Infinite WD
    edited August 2013
    Because Lee does not know about the walkers, I mean you would be uneasy if you had to take the keys to your cuffs from a cop you might be dead or not.
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