Is my cat dead?

Omid

Tell me! Cuz if it is not its probably still after me, and verrry pissed.


Are undead cats a thing?

I Waste My Time

well, the Dog from that one house in savannah isn't undead. so i doubt undead Cats are things either.

The Cat

Omid! There you are, you bastard!

I Waste My Time

The Cat wrote: »

Omid! There you are, you bastard!

Omid. your cat is pissed... :eek: please don't kill him cat. or me. don't kill me either

The Cat

Finally. I've been waiting for this moment ever since you abandoned me! *sharpens claws furiously*

Omid

The Cat wrote: »

Omid! There you are, you bastard!

Hey, hey, hey.


I was just on a business trip...


*backs away*


So, uhh, what have you been up to?

The Cat

MEOW! *jumps on your face and starts scratching your face off*

I Waste My Time

Half a ton of fangirls in between you and Omid, CAT.

TeamKennyAlways

Holy sh*t! Cat fight! And man fight! :eek:

The Cat

*somehow piledrives Omid through the floor*

master psychic

Cue Peter Vs Giant Chicken battle music !

Omid

The Cat wrote: »

MEOW! *jumps on your face and starts scratching your face off*

Noooo! Ow!! Ah!! You're ruining my face!!


*pulls cat off of scratched face*

CHRRISTTAAAAAA!!!

I need your help!




I'm having a bit of a, uh, claw problem!

I Waste My Time

* picks up cat and tears it off Omid. ignoring all the Tears and cries of pain*

HALF A TON OF FANGIRLS, AND A ENTIRE THREAD OF FANBOYS!

The Cat

*starts scratching IWMT's face*

Danny St. John

Hey, looks like your cat is a little stressed out. Maybe you guys should come on down to our dairy...

I Waste My Time

Hah. my name has a acronym. YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! * Throws Ben at Omid's Cat*

also, Danny, cat's taste horrible.

The Cat

Oh no! Not him!

Ben Paul

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! *slams into cat*

I Waste My Time

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! * climbs up and sits on evil thrown. revealing myself as the source of all evil

DUCK *

TeamKennyAlways

0_0 wat the f*ck is going on??????!!!!!!!!

I Waste My Time

and then you wake up in a mental asylum wandering what teh heck just happened and this thread gets back on whatever track it had after i threw Ben at a cat.

master psychic

Hey Omid , I heard that you are going to have a child . Boy or girl ?

Omid

Danny St. John wrote: »

Hey, looks like your cat is a little stressed out. Maybe you guys should come on down to our dairy...

Not a very good time, Daniel...

I Waste My Time

*Throws Ben at Omid*

TeamKennyAlways

How do you know Danny? You never met him!

Omid

master psychic wrote: »

Hey Omid , I heard that you are going to have a child . Boy or girl ?

I hope it's a dude so I can named it Omid Jr.!!!

Omid

I Waste My Time wrote: »

*Throws Ben at Omid*

Ben, don't lean on my bad leg!!

Ben Paul

*slams into your leg and a loud crack is heard*

Omid

Ben Paul wrote: »

*slams into your leg and a loud crack is heard*

Aaahhhhhh!!! Fuck! Ben! C'mon!!

Danny St. John

Your leg looks pretty bad. Why don't you come on down to the dairy and Mama Brenda can fix it for you.

I Waste My Time

* considers throwing ben at Danny, but then decides to throw Omid's Cat at Danny*

The Cat

*backs away from Danny because he's too creepy*

Rock114

Danny St. John wrote: »

Hey, looks like your cat is a little stressed out. Maybe you guys should come on down to our dairy...

You're always asking people to come to your dairy. Oh Danny St. John, you and your antics.

master psychic

Guys be careful . Olga is online .

Ben Paul

*goes into hiding mode*

TeamKennyAlways

Everyone scares you, cause your Ben.

Ben Paul

*pulls out M110 SASS*

TeamKennyAlways

Your no good with guns.

Dildor

this isn't going to end well

Ben Paul

TeamKennyAlways wrote: »

Your no good with guns.

*aims gun at you*

Dildor

*Jumps in front of TeamKenny Doug Style*