Yes, Stuckey's is a pretty large chain. Snuckey's, which is probably the name you're thinking of from Hit the Road, isn't real but is based on Stuckey's.
Yes, Stuckey's is a pretty large chain. Snuckey's, which is probably the name you're thinking of from Hit the Road, isn't real but is based on Stuckey's.
I had no idea it was real until a week ago. The more you know!
If I ever went to one I'd:
-Ask for the keys to the bathroom (and never return them)
-Bring a really hard to open jar and get the employee to try and open it
-Buy some pecan flavoured candy!
I'm totally buying a shirt and pecans from the online store. Telltale should strike a deal with them to put their shirts and pecan candies in the store. It'll put them back in business and from the looks of it they sorely need it, lol.
Well some people these days wou do anything to be famousl
Paris Hiltons proof of that!
She's been in porn,jail and a drunken stupor! she's a triple threat!
I hear that car she washed in the Carls Jr's commercial is suing for sexual assualt!....This is a valuable lesson for all you ladys out there!,it doesnt take talent (or boobs) to be in the limelight today.....just a big 'ol bucket of soapy water and paper thin self respect!
Crimes against humanity might look good on your resume when applying for that big acting role in whatever sex and violence riddled mob flick they make next,you can proudly point to your prison record and boast "I'm a method actor and researched the role,those two dead men the cops found in my trunk with a garden weasel imbedded in their skulls are proof of how serious an actor I am!"
Well after a shamelessly arrogant display of mental illness like that they'll be to nervous to turn you down for the role,and the director will give you a wide berth!
Why,you'll be a star in no time,and then you can commit another much more heinous crime and get off scott free because youre famous!
Isnt that right O.J...Phil Spector...Robert Blake!
I was traveling in Indiana, and I saw a sign advertising Stuckey's, so I looked it up when I got back home. It's a real place!
Stuckey's
They have an online store!
Ok,So Am I the only one who lives next to a SlothMart grocery world?
Its a big chain with stock that is openly traded on Wall Street,yet people offer me baffled looks and exchange shifty,uneasy glances when I ask them if they've been there..what gives?
It really exists,surely you've seen the commercials?
they've been advertising like crazy during the Fizzball championships on Tv last weekend....and such bargains!
They've got Sizzling Weasel on a stick for only $1.50 for a box of two!
They're imported from the Phillipines,or some such socially backward place.
Dipped in maple syrup they're quite a delicacy!
A 40lb bag of Walrus chow is a paltry $15..(makes me wish I had taken in that stray walrus I found roaming in the alley last week)
And where else are you going to satisfy that urge for honey roasted alligator tail as 2 in the morning.
Sloth mart folks,surely you've seen it?!...that blow to the head I suffered playing tag with that ram at the zoo couldnt have scrambled my brain that badly.
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In the comics, Purcell uses the real name.
If I ever went to one I'd:
-Ask for the keys to the bathroom (and never return them)
-Bring a really hard to open jar and get the employee to try and open it
-Buy some pecan flavoured candy!
SWEET.
Well some people these days wou do anything to be famousl
lol
I've got a blood-caked smock...
edit: ahhh...us only.
Paris Hiltons proof of that!
She's been in porn,jail and a drunken stupor! she's a triple threat!
I hear that car she washed in the Carls Jr's commercial is suing for sexual assualt!....This is a valuable lesson for all you ladys out there!,it doesnt take talent (or boobs) to be in the limelight today.....just a big 'ol bucket of soapy water and paper thin self respect!
Crimes against humanity might look good on your resume when applying for that big acting role in whatever sex and violence riddled mob flick they make next,you can proudly point to your prison record and boast "I'm a method actor and researched the role,those two dead men the cops found in my trunk with a garden weasel imbedded in their skulls are proof of how serious an actor I am!"
Well after a shamelessly arrogant display of mental illness like that they'll be to nervous to turn you down for the role,and the director will give you a wide berth!
Why,you'll be a star in no time,and then you can commit another much more heinous crime and get off scott free because youre famous!
Isnt that right O.J...Phil Spector...Robert Blake!
Ok,So Am I the only one who lives next to a SlothMart grocery world?
Its a big chain with stock that is openly traded on Wall Street,yet people offer me baffled looks and exchange shifty,uneasy glances when I ask them if they've been there..what gives?
It really exists,surely you've seen the commercials?
they've been advertising like crazy during the Fizzball championships on Tv last weekend....and such bargains!
They've got Sizzling Weasel on a stick for only $1.50 for a box of two!
They're imported from the Phillipines,or some such socially backward place.
Dipped in maple syrup they're quite a delicacy!
A 40lb bag of Walrus chow is a paltry $15..(makes me wish I had taken in that stray walrus I found roaming in the alley last week)
And where else are you going to satisfy that urge for honey roasted alligator tail as 2 in the morning.
Sloth mart folks,surely you've seen it?!...that blow to the head I suffered playing tag with that ram at the zoo couldnt have scrambled my brain that badly.
Well... no... look closer.
uhh i dun get it
Stuckey's is the real deal. I think that's what Lemming's getting at.