Power over air/wind. So I could do that thing that Gandalf did whenever he got super mad. While he was still grey, anyway. Also fus ro dah. There's all sorts of cool shit you could do with air/wind.
The ability to save and reload just like in a video game. Sort of like what happens to Bill Murray in Ground Hogs Day, but completely under my control.
Finds out who makes all the executive decisions at AMC. Freezes time. Enters corporate building and browses on their (in)secure network to find out where said person(s) live. Visits home(s) to take their stuff to fuck with them. And loose cash. And also blow up their private limo they totally bought with the proceeds of the show. And kick their dog. "Hey, you know about that time your dog got hurt and you didn't know why? That was me. I kicked your dog." [#IkickedyourdogAMC] Also: #timestoptea-bag. Also: #timestopgoldenshower. Also: #timestopshitonyoursets.
To make others shit their pants (just a little bit tho) so whenever someone is being a douchebag I'll just make them shit themselves, then I'd watch their facial expression as they stop mid sentence
hmmm.... I've had time to dwell on this and I've concluded that actually massively capacious pants, the sort that bend space-time, can be a lifesaver! Somewhere to keep everyday puzzle solving necessaries... a rubber chicken, an extendable boxing glove, a bottomless tankard, a handful of nails, a St. Bernard dog, a prosthetic leg, a selection of pamphlets... that sort of thing.
hmmm.... I've had time to dwell on this and I've concluded that actually massively capacious pants, the sort that bend space-time, can be a … morelifesaver! Somewhere to keep everyday puzzle solving necessaries... a rubber chicken, an extendable boxing glove, a bottomless tankard, a handful of nails, a St. Bernard dog, a prosthetic leg, a selection of pamphlets... that sort of thing.
Shouldn't leave the house without them!
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Accurately predicting future events.
Either Mind Reading or Invisibility for me. Cliche, I know. :P
The ability to teleport myself into video games and live in my own fantasy lands
We don't do this already?
No contest; time manipulation.
The ability to instantly become as rich as I wanted and to stay young looking forever!
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Ze night vill tell...
In a nutshell, I just want to be a wolf that can take human form if I wish to.
Power over air/wind. So I could do that thing that Gandalf did whenever he got super mad. While he was still grey, anyway. Also fus ro dah. There's all sorts of cool shit you could do with air/wind.
I'd have the ability to master every superpower I want.
The ability to save and reload just like in a video game. Sort of like what happens to Bill Murray in Ground Hogs Day, but completely under my control.
Magneto from X-men - i'd love the power too move a submarine with just my mind.
The ability to stop and start time. Just to mess with people by making things disappear and stuff.
The ability to "hack" life itself. Period.
The power to FLY... But only 2 feet up in the air.
Like their wallets, right? ;-)
Finds out who makes all the executive decisions at AMC. Freezes time. Enters corporate building and browses on their (in)secure network to find out where said person(s) live. Visits home(s) to take their stuff to fuck with them. And loose cash. And also blow up their private limo they totally bought with the proceeds of the show. And kick their dog. "Hey, you know about that time your dog got hurt and you didn't know why? That was me. I kicked your dog." [#IkickedyourdogAMC] Also: #timestoptea-bag. Also: #timestopgoldenshower. Also: #timestopshitonyoursets.
Screw it, telekinesis. Best power. Shutup, best power. No contest.
Time Travel... easy
To make others shit their pants (just a little bit tho) so whenever someone is being a douchebag I'll just make them shit themselves, then I'd watch their facial expression as they stop mid sentence
Teleportation of myself and other objects to anywhere
Healing factor.
Too bad i'm going to have Mental Traumas if I do.
hmmm.... I've had time to dwell on this and I've concluded that actually massively capacious pants, the sort that bend space-time, can be a lifesaver! Somewhere to keep everyday puzzle solving necessaries... a rubber chicken, an extendable boxing glove, a bottomless tankard, a handful of nails, a St. Bernard dog, a prosthetic leg, a selection of pamphlets... that sort of thing.
Shouldn't leave the house without them!
A 2x4 piece of plywood, some triple braid rope, a fire axe, a mountain climbing axe, BANANG!, a blowtorch...