Things you want Clem to say to the mystery character of SE2EP2.
No matter who we end up meeting in episode 2, I hope we get a snarky/asshole option upon seeing them again. Lets discuss some wanted dialogues in episode 7, both joke and serious dialogue is welcome.
Most of mine are just over the top fun dialogue, not all of these are serious suggestions of dialogue, so take it with a lick of salt.
(If I'm feeling like being an ass hat)
To Kenny: 'Kenny! So, you found a boat yet?'
To Lilly: 'You killed Carley/Doug right in front of me when I was eight. He/she was my friend.'
To Christa: 'I didn't actually think you were dead. I just said that earlier for dramatic effect/the trailer' (looks directly at camera, everyone else is confused).
Kenny: 'How are the folks you are with at the moment Clem, can I trust them?'
Clem: 'Well they did lock me in a shed to die this one time, and one of them actually wants me dead, but other than that they're alright.'
Kenny: (angry glare) 'We might need a lot of salt licks.'
Crazy deus ex edition bonus round:
To Cyborg-Sam: '
(Commence beat-down on that bean stealing betrayer)
To (anyone that isn't Kenny): 'GO AWAY KENNY CONFIRMED SEASON 2!' (this starts playing: 
)
More ideas on speech options and conversations with the mystery character, forum?
Comments
"It can't be you...!"
"I thought you were dead."
"Kenny?!"
"..."
Kind of unoriginal,but hey....
Clem: I thought you were dead.
Michael Jackson: Nope, wanna come and play?
Clem: Beat it.
MJ: No one wants to be defeated!
Clem: Beat it!
MJ: Showin' how funky strong is your fight!
Clem: BEAT IT!
MJ: It doesn't matter who's wrong or right!
Clem: Oh Goddamn it, just beat it you perv!
"Hey Kenny!"
"Do you have another salt lick flavor?"
Going off your boat comment.
Clem: "Hey Kenny you find a boat yet?"
Kenny: "Oh hey Clem. Nope I haven't. You find your parents yet?"
Oh, I thought the mystery character you meant was the guy who appears at the cabin, not the I thought you were dead guy.
MJ: That's just ignorant. You're bein' ignorant. Shamona, hee hee!
"Imma need about tree fity"
"I thought you were dead.... MUM AND DAD!"
Nice one. I'm guessing that would be Immediately followed by the resident sassy black woman Rebecca saying 'Aw snap girl!'
I'm still waiting on 'the Walking Rap Battle' Telltale.
I also think that is kenny
This looks interesting. Let me get in on this.
If it's Kenny:
"Clementine? Well, I'll be damned."
"I thought you were dead."
"Yeah, I thought I was a goner too. But somehow I managed to get out of Savannah without being bitten. So, how've you been holding up? Did Lee managed to get you back?"
"Yeah. But then he told he got bitten, and I had to kill him before he could turn. I found Omid and Christa after I got out of Savannah, too."
"That's good. But why ain't they here now?"
"I was with them, but then a year ago, I got into trouble and Omid died trying to save me."
"Shit. And Christa?"
"We got attacked by a couple scavengers and separated. She still out there somewhere."
If it's Molly:
"Wait, Clementine? Is that you?"
"Molly? I thought you were still in Savannah?"
"Nah, I got out of there a year ago and didn't look back. Too many bad memories."
"Yeah..."
"Anyway, you seem to be doing alright yourself kid. But wait, where's Lee? Is he not with you?"
"He's dead."
"Say what now?"
"He got bitten trying to save me, and he told me to shoot him before he turned."
"Goddamn. I guess a lot can happen in a year."
If it's Christa:
"Oh, thank God. Clementine."
"I thought something bad happened to you."
"You and me both. Who are these people?"
"I met them a couple days ago and they saved me when I was wounded."
"Clementine, what have I told you about trusting people?"
"I know, but I wouldn't even be alive if they hadn't found me."
If it's Lilly:
"Clementine?"
"I thought you were dead."
"Yeah, well, to be honest, I thought you all were too. Look, I never got a chance to say before, but I'm really sorry about what I did to Carley."
"You were out of line. You killed her in cold blood."
"I know. I realized a long time ago that it was wrong."
"She wasn't a bad person. Lee liked her a lot, and now they're both dead."
Clem- No comment....
Clem- I thought you were dead
You seriously deserve a thumbs up for that.
One of the guys we were with before
Kenny with dual swords
"Kenny!!!" hug
Can't help but laugh everytime I see this.
"Kenny? How did you survive?"
"Pulled a few trump cards out of the stash in my stache." [Begins stroking mustache]