All right, whose next?
Lets face it folks, first it was Hugh Bliss than it was the Soda Poppers. Someone else we originally trusted in the series is going to turn into some awful villain hellbent on conquering the world. Hell, it can be anyone! And heeeeeeeeeeeeeere they are!
Bosco: Since he probably won't use his trillions of dollars on things to further his extreme paranoia, he could obviously use his money to make a race of super-soldiers! Plus since he was recently revealed that his lifetime of paranoia was created by his own mother- yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah that would probably mess him up some.
Sybil/Reanimated Lincoln head: For one her husbands a robotic Abraham Lincoln head with hypnotic eyes & a possible computer in his brain that may or not her benefit, plus she'd just say it was merely another alternate career choice in the next episode. Plus Abe's (oh how could I say this delicately) tool-less state could make a man go nuts(even if he doesn't have any-OH!).
Mr. Featherly: You know that Sam & Max are just going to ruin his stardom yet again. But of course he is just a freaking chicken.
Flint Paper: Drunken rage too simple.
Moai heads: Three moody heads with the powers of the elements. If they find out how to shut the f@#k up & do something for once they may in fact pose a threat!
Mid-town cowboys director: Bitch just plum crazy!
Easter Island babies: Having to constantly hear Sam & Max fan-boys " Wait, why is it that the babies aren't the rubber pants commandos from the original series?" over & over again will make you go NUTS!
Agent SuperBall: You KNOW there is something messed up about that guy! Divorced, always working as a hired goon by some clod, great motivation for a super-villain! Plus his obsession with doors don't make him seem wright in the head.
The other Elf: The fact that he was in one episode & has had an existential crisis from Sam & Max
Bessie: Because noooooooooo-one would see it coming. Well I would, but that's just me.
The Stinkys:...... yeah, I'm pretty sure there all talk but ya can't rule em out.
Timmy Two Teeth: Come on, doesn't he scream "Most adorable evil dictator ever"?
The Geek/Mack Salmon/Deadly Deever/The Rubber Pants Commandos/ every goddamned person from the comics, game, TV series before Seasons One & Two: Did you see them in the games? No-EXACTLY!
Sam/Max: Come on, do I really need to explain? Oh all right. Sam will probably grow sick of putting the word "Freelance" in front of everything & just snap! And Max( ooh boy this is just too easy) he's gonna wonder why the president/priest to the ocean chimps still takes guff from some guy on the phone who he's never met before & issue him to be KILLED.
So yeah there ya have it. My moneys on the guy thats none of these guys!
Bosco: Since he probably won't use his trillions of dollars on things to further his extreme paranoia, he could obviously use his money to make a race of super-soldiers! Plus since he was recently revealed that his lifetime of paranoia was created by his own mother- yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah that would probably mess him up some.
Sybil/Reanimated Lincoln head: For one her husbands a robotic Abraham Lincoln head with hypnotic eyes & a possible computer in his brain that may or not her benefit, plus she'd just say it was merely another alternate career choice in the next episode. Plus Abe's (oh how could I say this delicately) tool-less state could make a man go nuts(even if he doesn't have any-OH!).
Mr. Featherly: You know that Sam & Max are just going to ruin his stardom yet again. But of course he is just a freaking chicken.
Flint Paper: Drunken rage too simple.
Moai heads: Three moody heads with the powers of the elements. If they find out how to shut the f@#k up & do something for once they may in fact pose a threat!
Mid-town cowboys director: Bitch just plum crazy!
Easter Island babies: Having to constantly hear Sam & Max fan-boys " Wait, why is it that the babies aren't the rubber pants commandos from the original series?" over & over again will make you go NUTS!
Agent SuperBall: You KNOW there is something messed up about that guy! Divorced, always working as a hired goon by some clod, great motivation for a super-villain! Plus his obsession with doors don't make him seem wright in the head.
The other Elf: The fact that he was in one episode & has had an existential crisis from Sam & Max
Bessie: Because noooooooooo-one would see it coming. Well I would, but that's just me.
The Stinkys:...... yeah, I'm pretty sure there all talk but ya can't rule em out.
Timmy Two Teeth: Come on, doesn't he scream "Most adorable evil dictator ever"?
The Geek/Mack Salmon/Deadly Deever/The Rubber Pants Commandos/ every goddamned person from the comics, game, TV series before Seasons One & Two: Did you see them in the games? No-EXACTLY!
Sam/Max: Come on, do I really need to explain? Oh all right. Sam will probably grow sick of putting the word "Freelance" in front of everything & just snap! And Max( ooh boy this is just too easy) he's gonna wonder why the president/priest to the ocean chimps still takes guff from some guy on the phone who he's never met before & issue him to be KILLED.
So yeah there ya have it. My moneys on the guy thats none of these guys!
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You obviously don't read Cosmo.
Super Ball will probaly be explained in an Episode of season 3
*cough*
other than the SCP... Mr. Featherly seems the most Funniest/Worthy to be a Evil Villian!
Oh, and Superball is my Second fav character... he's so cool. Never aging, and multiplying. Awesome. Though, he just couldn't be a Villian. Makes no sense.
That, or Sam and Max are their own worst enemies. And now they must go through an experience that tests their trust, courage, and friendship. At the end, everyone grows as a character, and Max starts to wear a monocle.
UGH.
Also, they might decide that doing the big villain twist at the end may be too predictable, and the big twist will be something else. And they make the twist so shocking and controversial that it changes the very nature of Sam and Max as a series!
...until we're shown that it was a dream sequence, and THEN they show us the next villain!