Never Ending Cheat Code To Unlock Homestar As A Playable Character

Snicklin

...take Homestar and pull him up the ladder of thimbles. Once you get up to reality, there will be a wisp. Talk to it and it will ask you to...

the_napoleon

Give him your lunch money, or else. You...

Snicklin

...must stand there for five seconds, until Marzipan returns from her epic journey to save Homestar, and yells at you for tricking her. Once she is done yeling at you, the...

Samman28

...world explodes and then another world comes...

Holyxion

...dancing the Can-Can on top of a bald guy...

Snicklin

...who is cooking...

Holyxion

...a pizza trophy...

Snicklin

...and remodeling it into a...

Holyxion

...condominium...

StinkomanFan

for Spartans.

Snicklin

...And you must talk to John 177 so he could join your team. Next, you must...

the_napoleon

Battle a...

Holyxion

...talking disembodied bowler hat...

StinkomanFan

To the death in a Celebrity Deathmatch with guest Announcers.....

King of The CheatSmith

Taranchula! Before it begins, they invite everyone to a consert. You...

Snicklin

...cheat by putting itching powder in...

King of The CheatSmith

Homestar's jock strap. He dances around till he falls off the stage, crushing Taranchula....

StinkomanFan

In a horrific fashion. Robotnik storms onstage angered that Homestar killed his favorite band and challenges him to a......

Snicklin

...noodle warfare! To help Homestar win, you must...

Holyxion

...choose the shower head icon to go into the modeling business...

Snicklin

...and make a huge profit on...

StinkomanFan

stones which for some reason Luigi really likes anyway give Robotnik the cash and he'll....

Snicklin

...sit on...

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Tendafoot, making him call...

the_napoleon

A doctor to diagnose his...

Snicklin

...fear of...

StinkomanFan

Rockers with...

Snicklin

...the Visor Robot. While this is occuring, you must...

metalkombat

...make another song, which will...

Shambling Corporate Poster

... Cause your wii/pc to become a smoldering crater because of it's awesomeness.

*note: To Continue: Set Volume to MUTE so Your Wii/PC isn't Awesome-itized too badly.

Once done, the King of Town should be here, packing a machete & Hockey mask.
(Endorssing the new Friday the 13th movie, eh?)

Once Luigi, Robotnik, and Captain Falcon are dead, you must summon Freddy Kruger by...

StinkomanFan

Saying 'That's Mama Luigi to you' Backwards 4 times...

Ugly Bird

Which will trigger a scene where the hipo comes in and loudly admits guilt by saying "I did it! I did it! It was meeeEEE!" and begins hopping up and down on top of whatever item is most precious to Strong Bad at this point in time. To defeat him...

King of The CheatSmith

have Strong Sad talk to him, he'll die of boredom. You then....

Samman28

...die THE END

HOLY CRAP!

But homsar saves you and you end up in strong badia. Use the metal detector and you find another mask..and its a Coach Z Mask. Wear it and....

StinkomanFan

You then press the reset button 10 times while screaming ancient sayings....

HOLY CRAP!

of the mighty poop.. Now you must burp so loud and long. You will be blown all the way to SBCG4AP Season 600008. Now.....

the_napoleon

From the works of Douglas Adams. This will...

Snicklin

...reanimate your Wii so you could play it again. Once it is functioning, you must...

Samman28

...eat a kid then...