...unleashes a large flightless bird to be calleth "The Megapode" from a little, cramped-up pantry, and upon its release it begins running around squawking like a sick goose, followed by strange men riding smaller flightless birds (one constantly yelling "Ho! The Megapode!") in a hopeless effort to capture it. If you ignore this strange occurrence, you will...
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