This isn't my biggest secret or anything close to it but it's still pretty awkward.
I was meeting some distant relatives, like 3rd cousin… mores or something. We all hung out but the youngest (an 8th grader) kept to himself and was just generally really shy. I tried to be friendly and talk to him but he'd just look away and say "uhuh" or something. I realized that I couldn't get him to hang with us, so I gave up. I ended up chilling with the others, had a great time, and then it was time to say goodbye.
So I said my goodbyes; "Nice meeting you", "Hope to see you again", and all that normal stuff. I also hugged all of them goodbye. When I went up to the shy boy to give him a hug (You can't escape my hugs!) he looked like he'd rather jump off a cliff or something. Still I tried to be friendly and said "I'm giving you a hug!" and he started to say no while I hug-attacked him.
Only to feel his boner pressed up against my stomach. Let's just say he high-tailed it out of there.
This isn't my biggest secret or anything close to it but it's still pretty awkward.
I was meeting some distant relatives, like 3rd cousin… mores or something. We all hung out but the youngest (an 8th grader) kept to himself and was just generally really shy. I tried to be friendly and talk to him but he'd just look away and say "uhuh" or something. I realized that I couldn't get him to hang with us, so I gave up. I ended up chilling with the others, had a great time, and then it was time to say goodbye.
So I said my goodbyes; "Nice meeting you", "Hope to see you again", and all that normal stuff. I also hugged all of them goodbye. When I went up to the shy boy to give him a hug (You can't escape my hugs!) he looked like he'd rather jump off a cliff or something. Still I tried to be friendly and said "I'm giving you a hug!" and he started to say no while I hug-attacked him.
Only to feel his boner pressed up against my stomach. Let's just say he high-tailed it out of there.
I don't know if I'm that ugly or if I have low self esteem. I have tried to talk with some people, but they seem to try to cut the conversta… moretion as fast as possible, so I don't even try anymore. I wish I could just stay home all day, without going to school, so I don't have to live this shit moments.
on another note i have been tempted to watch adventure time for a while and this meme/gif as pushed me over the edge... damn u goban...DAMN U TO HELL...:P
One time, I was walking home from school. I live in an ~~amazing~~~ neighborhood (catch the sarcasm) and I walk home from my bus stop every day. On this day, I was walking alone when this car honks at me and passes by me and the man inside waves at me with a smile on his face. For some reason, I decide to wave back - probably because there was a chance it could have been one of my many family members that lives in the area that I don't really talk to at all, and partly because I was tired. He pulls into the parking lot of a fast food place and I wait at the corner to cross the street, but then the guy honks at me again and again and keeps looking at me, gesturing for me to get into the car. It was at this point that I realized I didn't know this guy at all and I pressed the button to cross the street like 500 times before pretty much running away when I could cross. I don't know if he tried to follow me after that, but I ended up taking a completely different way home and it wasn't fun. I didn't tell anyone because it creeps me out still to this day.
And on a completely unrelated note, my first kiss was with a girl from this writing camp I went to. We never talked after, but we were both like... 11.
Might as well.
One time, I was walking home from school. I live in an ~~amazing~~~ neighborhood (catch the sarcasm) and I walk home from … moremy bus stop every day. On this day, I was walking alone when this car honks at me and passes by me and the man inside waves at me with a smile on his face. For some reason, I decide to wave back - probably because there was a chance it could have been one of my many family members that lives in the area that I don't really talk to at all, and partly because I was tired. He pulls into the parking lot of a fast food place and I wait at the corner to cross the street, but then the guy honks at me again and again and keeps looking at me, gesturing for me to get into the car. It was at this point that I realized I didn't know this guy at all and I pressed the button to cross the street like 500 times before pretty much running away when I could cross. I don't know if he tried to follow me after that, but I end… [view original content]
Might as well.
One time, I was walking home from school. I live in an ~~amazing~~~ neighborhood (catch the sarcasm) and I walk home from … moremy bus stop every day. On this day, I was walking alone when this car honks at me and passes by me and the man inside waves at me with a smile on his face. For some reason, I decide to wave back - probably because there was a chance it could have been one of my many family members that lives in the area that I don't really talk to at all, and partly because I was tired. He pulls into the parking lot of a fast food place and I wait at the corner to cross the street, but then the guy honks at me again and again and keeps looking at me, gesturing for me to get into the car. It was at this point that I realized I didn't know this guy at all and I pressed the button to cross the street like 500 times before pretty much running away when I could cross. I don't know if he tried to follow me after that, but I end… [view original content]
Heres not really a secret but what the hell. My friends and family think im this happy go lucky guy when none of them really know I have super dark thoughts and just see the worst in every thing. I could literally find a million dollars in my backyard and I would have several negative thoughts before I thought of it as a good thing. But I don't like to talk about myself around them so I just hide my feelings with one of these
Its not even like I have many things to hide. I just don't know how to enjoy myself anymore. But I guess this just goes with my element of surprise personality
(see what I did there with the smile at the end? Probably not till you read whats within the parenthesis) :P
Milo with all do respect we aren't stupid. This is obviously a fun thread and nobodies resorted to judging one another shockingly so I see at as an excellent way for us Walking Dead fans to know one another a little better. Don't be a party pooper jk.
To those that thought you would get the episode for sharing your secrets, you can always lie if you thought it was true but still
Dude don't feel bad. Im 21 and still haven't as much as even held a girls hand. I get what you mean about tired of waiting for life to get better, the girl rather talking to mr. handsome and dumb, and just down right feeling ugly. But I had an epiphany (think that's the word) the other day. Maybe we suffer now, so we treat the girl right when we find her.
Your story really got to me man. If just one person cares about you, you should not even think about suicide. I've had the thought briefly a time or two but I have my nephew and niece who look up to me for whatever reason so I shrug that off. Don't let society kick you down because your different.
I'm seventeen and I have never kissed a girl.
I don't know how to ride a bicycle because I once fell from one when I was younger and I go… moret very close to hitting my head on a rock, so now I don't have the balls to try to ride it again.
I think I am ugly as fuck. Because of that, I'm always running from my friends selfies, I don't have any social network because I'm too scared to take a picture and when everybody is asking me "Why you don't have Facebook?" or "Why don't you come here to appear on the photo?" I get really fucking sad.
Also, I think that it's really hard for me to accept the society. I'm ugly, but I think I am pretty smart and i'm a cool guy. But nobody fucking cares, because I'm ugly and they will prefer to talk with the fucking dumb guy who is handsome.
Everyday I think about commiting suicide, but the only reasons why I don't do it it's because of my parents and my brother. I'm scared that some really shit day - li… [view original content]
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So back in the days of 12 year old me my Mum had just bought me and my little sister an Xbox (it was some occasion that I can't remember) and so on one of the first few days of having it I decided I try playing Halo online (keep in mind I had a headset on). Anyways, I was completely out of it and was 100% focused on the game, not knowing what was going on around me. So while I'm not paying attention to what everybody else in the house was doing my Mum decided it would be HILARIOUS to put a VERY LEGITIMATELY LOOKING fake spider on my shoulder. So without me noticing she placed it on my shoulder then tapped me on the back and asked me in a sort of frightened kind of tone what was on my shoulder, I looked and absolutely fucking lost my shit! I screamed like a little bitch and just fucking ripped my headset off from my head as fast as I could and slammed it on the ground. I then started balling my eyes out and the people in the game could hear everything through my headset (they probably thought I was possessed or something..)
Anyways Mum felt really really really bad afterwards. We were eventually cool though
And I've hated spiders with a passion ever since. (I kinda already had a phobia but it wasn't as bad)
All of my friends know I absolutely hate spiders but they've never known why I hate them so much lol.
Might as well.
One time, I was walking home from school. I live in an ~~amazing~~~ neighborhood (catch the sarcasm) and I walk home from … moremy bus stop every day. On this day, I was walking alone when this car honks at me and passes by me and the man inside waves at me with a smile on his face. For some reason, I decide to wave back - probably because there was a chance it could have been one of my many family members that lives in the area that I don't really talk to at all, and partly because I was tired. He pulls into the parking lot of a fast food place and I wait at the corner to cross the street, but then the guy honks at me again and again and keeps looking at me, gesturing for me to get into the car. It was at this point that I realized I didn't know this guy at all and I pressed the button to cross the street like 500 times before pretty much running away when I could cross. I don't know if he tried to follow me after that, but I end… [view original content]
Man that's dark. I'm pretty much your polar opposite. I'm a perpetual frowner (or so I'm told), but I try to see the best in everything...except International Relations (my career path). Then again I don't think it's possible to think positively about war, famine and genocide. :P
Heres not really a secret but what the hell. My friends and family think im this happy go lucky guy when none of them really know I have su… moreper dark thoughts and just see the worst in every thing. I could literally find a million dollars in my backyard and I would have several negative thoughts before I thought of it as a good thing. But I don't like to talk about myself around them so I just hide my feelings with one of these
Its not even like I have many things to hide. I just don't know how to enjoy myself anymore. But I guess this just goes with my element of surprise personality
(see what I did there with the smile at the end? Probably not till you read whats within the parenthesis) :P
Here it goes..
So back in the days of 12 year old me my Mum had just bought me and my little sister an Xbox (it was some occasion that I … morecan't remember) and so on one of the first few days of having it I decided I try playing Halo online (keep in mind I had a headset on). Anyways, I was completely out of it and was 100% focused on the game, not knowing what was going on around me. So while I'm not paying attention to what everybody else in the house was doing my Mum decided it would be HILARIOUS to put a VERY LEGITIMATELY LOOKING fake spider on my shoulder. So without me noticing she placed it on my shoulder then tapped me on the back and asked me in a sort of frightened kind of tone what was on my shoulder, I looked and absolutely fucking lost my shit! I screamed like a little bitch and just fucking ripped my headset off from my head as fast as I could and slammed it on the ground. I then started balling my eyes out and the people in the … [view original content]
Middle school teaches you how to hide your boner. XD
I would always get one in my 5th period class unprovoked. It would suck when the teacher would call on me during my "go down" process.
Wait that sounded worst than what I meant. I didn't mean take care of it, I literally meant me thinking to myself "Why now, Damnit Damnit Damnit, go down, dead kittens, why did that make it harder? Damnit ummm spiders, no? fuck! Ummm public restroom stall with an unflushed toilet, really? Damnit! That scene in family guy where chris, peter, stewie and brian are puking, cmon go down bitch!"
Followed by my teacher saying "Mike can I see you for a moment?" Me: O_O whispers to myself "why now!?" I do not miss those awkward day XD
Might as well.
One time, I was walking home from school. I live in an ~~amazing~~~ neighborhood (catch the sarcasm) and I walk home from … moremy bus stop every day. On this day, I was walking alone when this car honks at me and passes by me and the man inside waves at me with a smile on his face. For some reason, I decide to wave back - probably because there was a chance it could have been one of my many family members that lives in the area that I don't really talk to at all, and partly because I was tired. He pulls into the parking lot of a fast food place and I wait at the corner to cross the street, but then the guy honks at me again and again and keeps looking at me, gesturing for me to get into the car. It was at this point that I realized I didn't know this guy at all and I pressed the button to cross the street like 500 times before pretty much running away when I could cross. I don't know if he tried to follow me after that, but I end… [view original content]
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A good example of when #HugEveryone doesn't end well.
Very funny, though. Cool story...- ahem, no pun intended.
This is even worse than the Shakira story.
I'm too lazy to change that notification +99 glitch.
Damn link -_-
Edit: fixed it
Well that ain't as bad as when I peed on my brother when I was 7.......... I still have no idea why I did it FML
I'm just going to jump in to say that I don't hate my middle name at all, since my middle name is Lee :P
"so I don't even try anymore. I wish I could just stay home all day, without going to school, so I don't have to live this shit moments."
You took the words right out of my mouth
I pissed in a trash an once and my sister took a dump in some bushes during a date (without getting caught). I think we've all been there.
He's got 99+ problems but a glitch ain't one.
Hell yeah, coffee is the best! I mostly prefer the colder/iced ones.
Never..
gets ice cream'
I'll chase you until you do!
Person planning to be a dentist here... How could you!?
Wait... you can change it?
Yeah, there was a thread about it. Someone figured it out by clearing the computer's history? I don't remember.
Okay... thank you
oh stop it...
on another note i have been tempted to watch adventure time for a while and this meme/gif as pushed me over the edge... damn u goban...DAMN U TO HELL...:P
gotta say adventure time is insane...
No problem at all. Hope it helps.
Might as well.
One time, I was walking home from school. I live in an ~~amazing~~~ neighborhood (catch the sarcasm) and I walk home from my bus stop every day. On this day, I was walking alone when this car honks at me and passes by me and the man inside waves at me with a smile on his face. For some reason, I decide to wave back - probably because there was a chance it could have been one of my many family members that lives in the area that I don't really talk to at all, and partly because I was tired. He pulls into the parking lot of a fast food place and I wait at the corner to cross the street, but then the guy honks at me again and again and keeps looking at me, gesturing for me to get into the car. It was at this point that I realized I didn't know this guy at all and I pressed the button to cross the street like 500 times before pretty much running away when I could cross. I don't know if he tried to follow me after that, but I ended up taking a completely different way home and it wasn't fun. I didn't tell anyone because it creeps me out still to this day.
And on a completely unrelated note, my first kiss was with a girl from this writing camp I went to. We never talked after, but we were both like... 11.
Maybe the guy in the car was from the future and he was trying to prevent a tragedy later in your life
Damn glad you were smart enough to get the hell out of there while you could. So many people sadly fall for that creepy trick.
Heres not really a secret but what the hell. My friends and family think im this happy go lucky guy when none of them really know I have super dark thoughts and just see the worst in every thing. I could literally find a million dollars in my backyard and I would have several negative thoughts before I thought of it as a good thing. But I don't like to talk about myself around them so I just hide my feelings with one of these
Its not even like I have many things to hide. I just don't know how to enjoy myself anymore. But I guess this just goes with my element of surprise personality
(see what I did there with the smile at the end? Probably not till you read whats within the parenthesis) :P
Milo with all do respect we aren't stupid. This is obviously a fun thread and nobodies resorted to judging one another shockingly so I see at as an excellent way for us Walking Dead fans to know one another a little better. Don't be a party pooper jk.
To those that thought you would get the episode for sharing your secrets, you can always lie if you thought it was true but still
Dude don't feel bad. Im 21 and still haven't as much as even held a girls hand. I get what you mean about tired of waiting for life to get better, the girl rather talking to mr. handsome and dumb, and just down right feeling ugly. But I had an epiphany (think that's the word) the other day. Maybe we suffer now, so we treat the girl right when we find her.
Your story really got to me man. If just one person cares about you, you should not even think about suicide. I've had the thought briefly a time or two but I have my nephew and niece who look up to me for whatever reason so I shrug that off. Don't let society kick you down because your different.
This has turned into a Weird Stories thread lol
dafuq
Here it goes..
So back in the days of 12 year old me my Mum had just bought me and my little sister an Xbox (it was some occasion that I can't remember) and so on one of the first few days of having it I decided I try playing Halo online (keep in mind I had a headset on). Anyways, I was completely out of it and was 100% focused on the game, not knowing what was going on around me. So while I'm not paying attention to what everybody else in the house was doing my Mum decided it would be HILARIOUS to put a VERY LEGITIMATELY LOOKING fake spider on my shoulder. So without me noticing she placed it on my shoulder then tapped me on the back and asked me in a sort of frightened kind of tone what was on my shoulder, I looked and absolutely fucking lost my shit! I screamed like a little bitch and just fucking ripped my headset off from my head as fast as I could and slammed it on the ground. I then started balling my eyes out and the people in the game could hear everything through my headset (they probably thought I was possessed or something..)
Anyways Mum felt really really really bad afterwards. We were eventually cool though
And I've hated spiders with a passion ever since. (I kinda already had a phobia but it wasn't as bad)
All of my friends know I absolutely hate spiders but they've never known why I hate them so much lol.
Personal with severe dental anxiety here...how could you?
That's messed up! Getting the fuck outta Dodge was definitely the best thing you could do.
Man that's dark. I'm pretty much your polar opposite. I'm a perpetual frowner (or so I'm told), but I try to see the best in everything...except International Relations (my career path). Then again I don't think it's possible to think positively about war, famine and genocide. :P
Holy shit! XD. If someone did that to me I would fall off my seat!
^ Years of experience right here XD
Middle school teaches you how to hide your boner. XD
I would always get one in my 5th period class unprovoked. It would suck when the teacher would call on me during my "go down" process.
Wait that sounded worst than what I meant. I didn't mean take care of it, I literally meant me thinking to myself "Why now, Damnit Damnit Damnit, go down, dead kittens, why did that make it harder? Damnit ummm spiders, no? fuck! Ummm public restroom stall with an unflushed toilet, really? Damnit! That scene in family guy where chris, peter, stewie and brian are puking, cmon go down bitch!"
Followed by my teacher saying "Mike can I see you for a moment?" Me: O_O whispers to myself "why now!?" I do not miss those awkward day XD
I'm glad your safe and nothing happened to you. There are to many sickos in this world.
She was meh. Like I said it was an unprovoked boner. Same time every day. Like it just wanted to say high or something. lmao XD
Me too. I thought you were urban.
C'mon GOUSTTTT, plenty of people hate the way they look. It probably isn't that bad