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Funny walking dead quotes

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  • BlueShadiwBlueShadiw
    THE CHAIN HAS BEEN BROKEN.
    SCATTER!
    Bygler posted: »

    He was in trouble, and needed help.

  • lapiswolflapiswolf
    Ben: Great. Just great. Thanks a lot for the vote of confidence.

    Ben: Just once I'd like to do something useful, y'know?
    Lee: That would make a nice change of pace.
    Ben: Wow. No need to agree with me quite so much. Thanks for the vote of confidence.

    Ben: Just once I'd like to do something useful, y'know?
    Lee: ...
    Ben: ...thanks for the vote of confidence.
  • ByglerBygler
    " I'd put some burbon in those if I could"
  • BlueShadiwBlueShadiw
    edited May 2014
    Omid: You ruined that guy's face.

    Lee: Randy Tudor. Good man. DAMN fine man. Powerful stache. One of the greats.

    Kenny: We call him Duck, like water off a duck's back. Frankly because we think he's as dumb as a bag of hammers.

    Glenn: *Lee chops a walker's head off* Rad.

    And of course, who could forget the greatest quote ever.

    Lee: There are no batteries in this thing.
    Carley: What now?
  • Conduit42Conduit42
    Yeah, you get this dialog when you talk to her again on the train after the shooting lessons.
    plumeplumevileplume posted: »

    Teaching Clem to shoot bottles in the train I believe.

  • Conduit42Conduit42
    Yeah, I agree. I AGREE.
    Cluke_is_Dumb posted: »

    Lee is getting that puss tonight! xD

  • Conduit42Conduit42
    Duck: You're the greatest detective and I can be Dick Grayson, your ward!

    Lee:...

    Duck: That's Robin.

    Lee: I know who it is.
  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    goose pimples all up and down your arms.


    ^ think that's how it went.
  • ShaneWalshShaneWalsh
    Clementine rubs zombie guts on Sarah.

    Sarah: Urghh this stuff is gross and it stinks.

    Clementine: No shit.
  • CrazyGeorgeCrazyGeorge Banned
    poor Sarah, if anyone is to blame its her dad.
    Dont_Look_Back posted: »

    Clem: Your not my father Carlos! Carlos: Be glad your not my daughter! Clem: Thank god...

  • CrazyGeorgeCrazyGeorge Banned
    My dad would say the word dog shit when he was extremely mad, it would make me laugh.
    BenUseful posted: »

    "You wanna disrespect me, fine. You wanna throw away the life... I'm tryin' to build for us all... then fuckin' fine! You wanna run off with this dogshit group of crippled fucks, then fine! Be my guest."

  • CrazyGeorgeCrazyGeorge Banned
    Doug is awesome, remember when he starts dreaming about pies and starts talking in his sleep.
    Dragonleaf posted: »

    Doug: "Come on, this way!" Ben: "Wait, are you sure?" Doug: "Yes! No...Yes." I'm so glad I saved Doug.

  • CrazyGeorgeCrazyGeorge Banned
    Poor Ben, the story dictated he be a moron.
    lapiswolf posted: »

    Ben: Great. Just great. Thanks a lot for the vote of confidence. Ben: Just once I'd like to do something useful, y'know? Lee: That wo

  • ByglerBygler
    That was mike who said "no shit"
    ShaneWalsh posted: »

    Clementine rubs zombie guts on Sarah. Sarah: Urghh this stuff is gross and it stinks. Clementine: No shit.

  • ShaneWalshShaneWalsh
    I thought it was Clementine, are you sure?
    Bygler posted: »

    That was mike who said "no shit"

  • veddyveddy
    AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH !!!!! -Ben
  • lapiswolflapiswolf
    Not sure exactly who said it but their text wasn't white, so wasn't Clementine. Would be a hell of a line to drop in without the player choosing to say it.
    ShaneWalsh posted: »

    I thought it was Clementine, are you sure?

  • Conduit42Conduit42
    edited May 2014
    Actions speak louder than words. And the look of horror Lee shows us before cutting Clem's hair deserves a spot here.

    Lee: You mind if we do this now?

    Clem: I guess not....

    Lee: *4th Wall breaking look of horror*
  • kiwi_walking_deadkiwi_walking_dead
    Haven't heard this one. When do they say this?
    Shadusnox posted: »

    Omid: with my leg and your missing arm I'll cripple fight you! Lee: oh I've still got this one, I can just put it on your forehead, and let you swing away

  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    ya, it would. and it was mike who said it. lol clementines voice aint that deep. :p
    lapiswolf posted: »

    Not sure exactly who said it but their text wasn't white, so wasn't Clementine. Would be a hell of a line to drop in without the player choosing to say it.

  • Cluke_is_DumbCluke_is_Dumb
    Everytime that they say the word "fuck" because my Dad (Yeah my Dad) Loves this game but hates the language xD
  • Cluke_is_DumbCluke_is_Dumb
    edited May 2014
    Shit! A double post
  • ByglerBygler
    The text is dark blue and mike's subtitles are dark blue and it's him
    Dont_Look_Back posted: »

    ya, it would. and it was mike who said it. lol clementines voice aint that deep. :p

  • BenUsefulBenUseful
    Could you post an image or video?
    Conduit42 posted: »

    Actions speak louder than words. And the look of horror Lee shows us before cutting Clem's hair deserves a spot here. Lee: You mind if we do this now? Clem: I guess not.... Lee: *4th Wall breaking look of horror*

  • Conduit42Conduit42
    edited May 2014
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H_QpA_XM2U. Skip all the way to 1:57:34 and look at the part when Lee moves to start Clem's haircut.
    BenUseful posted: »

    Could you post an image or video?

  • dojo32161dojo32161 Moderator
    You have to get rid of the http:// thing first
    Conduit42 posted: »

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H_QpA_XM2U. Skip all the way to 1:57:34 and look at the part when Lee moves to start Clem's haircut.

  • Conduit42Conduit42
    Ah, thank you.
    dojo32161 posted: »

    You have to get rid of the http:// thing first

  • dojo32161dojo32161 Moderator
    Your welcome. :D
    Conduit42 posted: »

    Ah, thank you.

  • ShadusnoxShadusnox
    In the attic in episode five if you told them you got bit, then cut off your arm you have the option to talk to Omid about his leg to which he will say this, otherwise he will talk about how you should have told them you were bit and not give you the option to ask about the leg or will tell you he will cripple fight you but say something different and less funny if you still have your arm.
    kiwi_walking_dead posted: »

    Haven't heard this one. When do they say this?

  • InfiniteDawnInfiniteDawn
    NO, YOU'RE TOO LATE.

    EVERYONE RUN.
    Bygler posted: »

    He was in trouble, and needed help.

  • FetchWalkerFetchWalker
    "I don't know much 'bout you folks, but y'all keep goin' like this and that girl ain't gon' make it. You gotta consider her a living person, that's it! You're either living or you're not. You ain't little, you ain't a girl, you ain't a boy, you ain't strong or smart, you're alive." —Charles to Lee about Clementine's survival.
  • ByglerBygler
    RUN.... IT'S A STANPEDE!!!!!
    InfiniteDawn posted: »

    NO, YOU'RE TOO LATE. EVERYONE RUN.

  • HisNameWasLeeHisNameWasLee
    lilly~"yeah that's real charming dad!"
    Cluke_is_Dumb posted: »

    "I got charm coming out of my ass."

  • NovisNovis
    Alvin: That's funny. She looks just like you.
  • HisNameWasLeeHisNameWasLee
    Lee: I'll wait for supper then.
    Danny: It'll be a good one.
  • LittleFireFlyLittleFireFly
    "Dinner time"
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