Season 3 Episode Titles

Hey guys, this is my first time making a thread here, so go easy on me. Anyway, I know it's too early to predict what Season 3 will be like. But just for shits and giggles, what do you imagine the episode titles being?

Personally, I've got a very specific storyline in mind for S3:

Episode 1 will be titled "Crouching Kenny, Hidden Urban". In it, Kenny discovers that he has both urban and Chinese ancestry. Much of the episode is spent learning and mastering the art of Ken Fu. I don't want to give too much away, but let's just say a lot of walkers will die by flying kicks.

Episode 2 will be called "A Ken Divided". This episode will deal with Kenny's inner conflict of trying to choose between his urban and Chinese ancestry. An example dilemma from this episode would be choosing between picking the lock on a door and forcing it open with a flying kick. Classic Telltale decision making.

After the intensity of the first two episodes, Episode 3 will be more of a laid-back breather episode, titled "Wyatt and Eddie's Bogus Journey", in which Wyatt, Eddie, and Scooby try to solve the mystery of the missing sticky.

Episode 4 will pick up the pace again. It will be called "A Nate Worse Than Death', and will reintroduce Nate to the game. Kenny, Clem, Wyatt, Eddie, and Scooby will be involved in an epic car chase with Nate that will take up roughly 80% of game time (this is Telltale's new strategy of making the gameplay longer). This episode will end on a literal cliffhanger, with the gang's car dangling off the edge of a cliff, and Nate slowly approaching them in his truck from behind.

And finally, Episode 5 will be the emotional, tearjerker finale. It will be called "No, Seriously, I Thought You Were Dead!". The gang will be dangling off the cliff with Nate coming from behind, when all of a sudden guess who returns to save the day... Chet! He shows up and Armed With Death starts playing, and he unleashes some Hot-Dish Fu on Nate's butt. Then the gang has a big emotional group hug, and everybody is crying tears of joy. Then Wyatt asks Eddie "The future's looking pretty bright, huh buddy?" And then Eddie says "Yep. Future's as bright as my dick" and totally ruins the mood.

Anyway I'd love to hear your ideas for Season 3!

Comments

  • Sorry I can't top Chet showing up with Armed with Death playing. It's too beautiful.
  • Well, the rule you have to follow is that the episode titles must always have exactly 3 words. It's also usually a simple yet foreboding phrase that conveys only a vague suggestion as to what the episode is about. Since I imagine Clementine's story ending, if not by the end of this season then definitely the next one, for me, it'd go:

    Episode 1: The Bitter End
    Episode 2: One by One
    Episode 3: Into the Fray
    Episode 4: Ashes to Ashes
    Episode 5: Don't Be Afraid
  • Damn, forgot about the three word rule.
    DomeWing333 posted: »

    Well, the rule you have to follow is that the episode titles must always have exactly 3 words. It's also usually a simple yet foreboding phr

  • Scooby confirmed for Season3!

    This thread was one of the funniest things i did ever read!
  • It's okay but where the fuck is Nick?
  • Considering Episode 5s always start with 'No' in the walking dead game, I'd go with 'Nowhere to Run' or 'Nowhere to Hide'. Those titles sound like pretty promising finales.
  • Episode 5: No Hope Left
    JakeSt123 posted: »

    Considering Episode 5s always start with 'No' in the walking dead game, I'd go with 'Nowhere to Run' or 'Nowhere to Hide'. Those titles sound like pretty promising finales.

  • The last one was my Lee's last words. Just looking at that episode would bring feels. ;_;
    DomeWing333 posted: »

    Well, the rule you have to follow is that the episode titles must always have exactly 3 words. It's also usually a simple yet foreboding phr

  • Episode 5: No Juicebox Left

    Episode 5: No Hope Left

  • No Ammo Left

    Episode 5: No Juicebox Left

  • I burst into laughter at "Future's bright as my dick."
  • That was 203, after Alvin died.

    Episode 5: No Juicebox Left

  • Ah damn I forgot, you're right. Then it should be called : No Tears Left.

    That was 203, after Alvin died.

  • No Toilet Paper Left

    Ah damn I forgot, you're right. Then it should be called : No Tears Left.

  • edited May 2014
    That last title gave me the feels.
    DomeWing333 posted: »

    Well, the rule you have to follow is that the episode titles must always have exactly 3 words. It's also usually a simple yet foreboding phr

  • Episode 1: Familiar Faces
    Episode 2: Conflict Of Interest
    Episode 3: Haunted
    Episode 4: True Darkness
    Episode 5: Recovery
  • With the only known doctor gone, Eddie's just gonna have to handle whatever's going on with him.
    Spooch posted: »

    I burst into laughter at "Future's bright as my dick."

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