An unoriginal EVIL adventure

Mouldcube

> dance on everyone elses grave

StinkomanFan

SidGarcia wrote: »

>Be surprised over that you were buried in the same graveyard as Stalin
>Check for other famous names

You see Hitler's, Elvis's (empty), Paul Mcartney's, and FALCO's (the rocker not the bird)

Mouldcube

> write something nasty on paul mcartney's

StinkomanFan

"Maddonna was better"

Mouldcube

> look for elvis and stare at him.

StinkomanFan

You can't

Mouldcube

> note the fact that elvis isn't in his grave in your QUEST LOG.
or:
> create QUEST LOG, then note it down.

StinkomanFan

Done and Done

Mouldcube

> check QUEST LOG for any other quests.

StinkomanFan

Only 2
1. Yes, sir I am ready for some football.
2. His ship sails in the morning.

Mouldcube

> attack his ship with a football.

StinkomanFan

To get a FOOTBALL you must finish quest 1.

Mouldcube

> add the cat city to both your QUEST LOG and your MAP.

StinkomanFan

You add it and get a 3rd quest
"Kard King"

Mouldcube

> ask a nearby rock how to do quest 1.

StinkomanFan

You ask the rock and it says "Go to the football field and talk to the HOTDOG VENDER" Football field is now on your map.

Mouldcube

> check all availible locations on the MAP.

StinkomanFan

Theirs th empire state building, the football field, the city of cats, the cemetary, the shop, and your house

Mouldcube

> go to the shop and buy a cheat disc. (only fun "cheats" that do random things and don't affect gamplay at all, but still.)

StinkomanFan

You go their and find the owner being help up by a small purple imp with fire.

Ray-The-Sun

> Tell the Imp you're Garland (Read 8-bit theater, man).

StinkomanFan

He looks at you and says "I don't care if you're the king of england!" He then throws a fireball at you while screaing "Badaboom!"

Ray-The-Sun

> Tell him "But I'm Garland. And you're an Imp. You're supposed to attempt to murder me while doing a hilarious Bennyhill styled chase!"

StinkomanFan

Imp: That's Impmon to you lousy freak!
Well you now know his name. He proceads to chase you.

Ray-The-Sun

> Run outside to wherever there are 3 sets of parallel doors.

StinkomanFan

you run out.

Ray-The-Sun

> Do a "chasing through doors" montage section.

StinkomanFan

I would but I can't animate. You're running while the song I Ran by A Flock of Seagulls plays

Mouldcube

> shout "vreepido" and other nonsense words.

Ray-The-Sun

> While your at it, Yell "This is for Starfox Command, The worst of the series!" and attempt to harm him from a range.

StinkomanFan

Ray-The-Sun wrote: »

> While your at it, Yell "This is for Starfox Command, The worst of the series!" and attempt to harm him from a range.

You scream the nonsense and hit him in the face he shouts ow and chases you faster.

metalkombat

>Stop, and attempt to calmly work out your differences through conversation. If he refuses to calmly converse, simply slit his throat.

StinkomanFan

You stop and calmly ask him why he's doing this.

Mouldcube

> try and understand a thing he's saying.

StinkomanFan

He says "you humans are selfish jerks that want to destroy me and my world!"

Mouldcube

> say "yep, that sounds like me alright, but right now I'm focusing on destroying my own world".

StinkomanFan

He says he knew it and says that he'll end you for revealing your thoughts of doom and death of both worlds. You are now on fire. GAME OVER
I say you should do a quest next time.

Mouldcube

> load.

Ray-The-Sun

> Load.

then

> Load (Your gun).

StinkomanFan

You load the gun and aim towards him.