An unoriginal EVIL adventure

Mouldcube

> write down in quest log "blame someone else"

StinkomanFan

To do:
2. Blame Oswold

Ray-The-Sun

> Shoot the gunman, And make a fake suicide note (Also; CHANGE THE FUTURE, CREATE A TIME PARADOX!)

StinkomanFan

You do so

Ray-The-Sun

> Get the hell outta there!

StinkomanFan

You run home and lock the doors. You see a TV, a GARY LARSON BOOK, and a COMPUTER

Ray-The-Sun

> Grab the Gary Larson book and look for a nearby tape VHS of Tales of the Farside.

StinkomanFan

You pick it up and start reading as for the videos all you have is THE KARATE KID, CHARIOTS OF FIRE, CATWOMAN, and HOMESTAR RUNNER EVERYTHING ELSE VOLUME 2. Oh and GAHNDI

Ray-The-Sun

> Sigh and then put on the H*R Tape VHS.

StinkomanFan

You put it in and watch for a good hour before getting hungry

Ray-The-Sun

> Look for ANYTHING to eat. This includes Cinema Hotdogs (AKA Various circus animals, Insects, Some filler).

StinkomanFan

You find a JOHN MADDEN POPCORN POPPER. Why the hell did you buy this anyway?

Ray-The-Sun

> Eat the JOHN MADDEN POPCORN POPPER. No, Not the popcorn. The JOHN MADDEN POPCORN POPPER itself.

StinkomanFan

Death due to choking on plastic

Ray-The-Sun

> Load.

StinkomanFan

You are back in the kitchen

Ray-The-Sun

> Eat the Kitchen.

StinkomanFan

You start chewing at your house 2 hours later your teeth hurt and nothing seems to have given way.

Ray-The-Sun

> Eat the Television.

StinkomanFan

That was included in the things chewed at and not given way. Too. Grammer learns to need.

Ray-The-Sun

> Eat the *sigh* popcorn.

StinkomanFan

You start it up and in 2 minutes get your POPCORN

Ray-The-Sun

> Eat popcorn.

Also, We're at page 34, You get the significance of this xD

StinkomanFan

You start eating it and head back to keep watching TV

Mouldcube

> go and eat oswold.

EDIT: AARRGGHH!!! MY POST IS EVIL!!!!!!! WHY DID I HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH THIS POST NUMBER????????

StinkomanFan

Who do you think you are a Lion?

Snicklin

> Eat a pony

Er, I mean,

> Turn the TV into a time machine and go back to 1998

Mouldcube

> write in your quest log to kill the next person you see on the TV, or, if you like that person, kill the person after.

StinkomanFan

Done you see Elvis. Time to build that time machine

Ray-The-Sun

> Before you go use the Machine, Do a lame public service announcement about Anti-Furries (For the lulz).

StinkomanFan

"Furries, Trolls, Spammers. Lend me your ears. Admit it. You have once had a crush on a being that was not of your species. You had posters of them and would ask them out. We are all furries on the inside. Even if you hate them."

Ray-The-Sun

> Use the time machine And make them not cancel Sonic SatAM, I NEED MAH FIX OUTSIDE OF ARCHIE MAN!.

StinkomanFan

You run in and the machine malfuncions sending you to Japan, 1995

Ray-The-Sun

> Look for the guys who made sonic (If I'm getting my dates right, Which I never do :rolleyes:) and tell them that they should really work on that Sonic SatAM game.

StinkomanFan

You run over and Their's something you don't see everyday,

Ray-The-Sun

Tell them their digimon suck.

StinkomanFan

You yell at them and they continue staring at the sky. How rude.

Ray-The-Sun

> Steal their possessions and Hairstyles and them hock 'em off for profit.

StinkomanFan

You grab their money, wallets, and laptop and run.

Mouldcube

> rip down the picture reavealing that you're actually somewhere else, and then wonder how you stole money, wallets, and a laptop out of a picture.