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  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    You get a Mega Mushroom!

    I put in a can of Red Bull.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    You get REAl red bulls. I suppose they just be mad with fury.

    I put in a string of Christmas lights.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    You get a ball of Christmas lights.
    I insert this guy >:cool:.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get stared at by him, and you suddenly fill with guilt at the guy saying "why did you do that? what did I do to you?" so you take him out.

    I put in a jumbo/large thing.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    you get a jumbo/large milkshake

    i put in a reesy-cup milkshake
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get a severe lack of nutritional value.

    I put in Monday, hoping not to get another day of the week.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get a certainly-not-another-day-of-the-week.

    I become one with the vending machine.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    The vending machine then becomes one with Sephiroth, who then, in turn, becomes one with the planet. Yay! You're a planet!

    But suddenly, another identical vending machine apears in the old one's place. Yay again!

    I put in the evil half of my brain.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you make the vending machine beat you up, and then you get that half back again.

    I crush the vending macine under my sheer weight.
    then put in the remains into a third vending machine.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get everything the second machine was ever capable of producing, and it also begins spewing hot oil spray at you. And guess what? You fail to keep a safe distance from it.

    I put in my sister's hairbrush (which I've secretly been using as a toilet brush).
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get your own toothbrush, which I'VE secretly been using for experiments with dangerous chemicals.

    I turn back into a person and stop being a planet, then I put in an iguana.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    Unfortunately, all the people who were previously being sustained by your atmosphere die when you turn back into a person. Well done. Also, you get a newt for your iguana.

    I put in a bucket of waste generated by a boat with an unusual source of propulsion.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get a note saying that you put in an empty bucket, as no waste is produced from this source of propulsion.

    I put in a cup of red coffee.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get me, standing next to you, twitching oddly while giving you a perplexing stare and asking if you have any more of that red flavored coffee.

    I put in the square root of negative one.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get a calculator so you can work it out yourself.

    I put in a memorial statue of a dead koala.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get a reanimated dead koala named Koalie. He has a disturbing neutral facial expression.

    I put in all of the world's rapidly melting glaciers.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get a drink of water.

    I put in a contract for my soul.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    you get a signed contract with Satan

    i put in a balloon
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get a cute little kid that wants a balloon. Too bad you put yours into the machine.

    I put in some chicken soup for the soul.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    you get Diary of a Wimpy kid 5 (wow! that won't come out for 3 years!)

    i put in Freddy vs Jason
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    You get AVP (Alien vs Predator)

    I put in a broken Blu-Ray disc of The Dark Knight.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get the 13 tears I cried when that disc broke.

    I put in all the surgical tools necessary to perform a lobotomy.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited December 2008
    You get the victim's brain. (Don't ask which victim)
    I put in Max.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get a coupon, redeemable for "one free exposure of a mind-controling conspiracy without any actual effort or helpful advice from you."

    I put in the skin from my own left elbow.
  • KayJay123KayJay123
    edited December 2008
    You get one of those plastic eggs with a "surprise" inside! :D

    I put in a paperclip.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    You get a house.

    I put in a hairy, bloated, pagan god (Santa Clause).
  • Sausy GibbonSausy Gibbon
    edited December 2008
    You get a stereogram.

    I put in a piece toast with the face of the Virgin Mary on it.
  • KayJay123KayJay123
    edited December 2008
    You get a grilled cheese sammich with the face of Adam West on it!

    I put in a melty candy bar.
  • Sausy GibbonSausy Gibbon
    edited December 2008
    You get an angry vending machine attendant.

    I put in a 440 piece jigsaw puzzle.
  • KayJay123KayJay123
    edited December 2008
    You get a rubik's cube.

    I put in a tennis ball.
  • Sausy GibbonSausy Gibbon
    edited December 2008
    You get a bowling ball.

    I put in a piece of paper with the meaning of life typed on it.
  • KayJay123KayJay123
    edited December 2008
    You get a piece of paper with the number 42 printed on it.

    I put in a cactus.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get hurt...badly.

    I put in a prank phone call.
  • DarkEvilWormDarkEvilWorm
    edited December 2008
    You get Bart Simpson.

    I put in a giant comic book.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    you get a tiny comic with un-readable writing.

    I put in an idiot with a job at the local space station.
  • Sausy GibbonSausy Gibbon
    edited December 2008
    You get the plot for a bad sitcom.

    I put in 2000 dollars and press heaps of different numbers on the keypad.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    You get Homsar.

    I put in a Coke.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    You get arrested for possession.
    I insert the crashed hard drive from my old laptop.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    your new hard drive crashes.

    I put in a time machine set to go to 2453.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    you get a future version of yourself.

    i put in a note to self (it says: "Do ThIs FrOm NoW oN bEcAuSe It Is FuN")
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