Boat is love, Boat is Life
My name is Kenny, I was only 9 years old
I loved Boat so much, I had all the models and batteries
I pray to Boat every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Boat is love" I say; "Boat is life"
Larry hears me and calls me an urban
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Boat
I called him a shitbird
He slaps me with his pimp hand and sends me to go to sleep with Ben
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed with Ben's dead body and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Boat
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "You're gonna ride me."
He grabs me with his powerful boat motor and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
Boat rams into my butt and tears off my ass-cheeks
He penetrates my torn up butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Boat
I can feel my organs liquifying as my stache starts to grow
I push against his force
I want to please Boat
He beeps a mighty boat horn as he fills my butt with his boat gas
Larry walks in
Boat looks him straight in the eyes and says "You now have a fear of boats, but that ship will sail.''
Boat enters my new mustache and enters another dimension
Boat is love. Boat is life.
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No Arvo Is Love, Arvo Is Life, Arvo Is Law, Arvo Is God. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdSalyTmPWo Hail Arvo, full of chicken, the dance is with thee.
Blessed art thou amonst Clukers and blessed is the one who died for you, Mike. Holy Arvo, Father of Mike, pray for us peasants now and in the hour of our fast. Chicken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcveHLN2Pnk
Vote Herbman.
That's what I hear Kenny saying in the video.
Are you the guy on Twitter, Kenneth?