Cleverbot: How are you?
Me: I'm alright. Have you heard of The Walking Dead or TellTaleGames?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have. The one with the… more hat is my favorite.
Me: Oh, so you like Clementine!
Cleverbot: Is that your name?
Me: ...uh, no. That's one of the few people with a hat.
Cleverbot: I see... do you want me to call you Clementine?
Me: lol, no. But thanks anyway.
Cleverbot: No problem, Clem.
Me: what?
Cleverbot: That's your name right? Clem?
Me: No. It's Desmond... not Clementine. Nowhere near the same...
Cleverbot: You're lying.
Me: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: The topic at hand.
Me: And what is the topic again?
Cleverbot: Try to keep up, Clem.
Me: screams incoherently
Cleverbot: Stop drawing walkers!
Me: What the...
Cleverbot: Hey, uh, don't swear, okay?
Me: I'm done. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: See you later, Clem.
Me:...
Cleverbot: Silence is a valid option. I respect that, Clem.
Me (in real life): AAAAAHHHH!
I also wish I asked my classmate in college out for a date. I'm sure nothing would've happened, but it would've been nice to have found out for myself.
He can be awesome sometimes, others creepy or funny. He asked if i had hotdogs for breakfast, i answered no, i have saltlicks for breaksfast, then he called me emo, said he loves chocolate and then he said he is the walking dead.
User: I'm Clementine.
Cleverbot: No, you're talking to 11454 people.
User: No. My name is Clementine.
Cleverbot: My name is Walter.… more
User: Walter? Where's Matthew.
Cleverbot: Walter is you.
User: Um, okay? Have you seen Kenny?
Cleverbot: No. What's your name?
User: Clementine.
Cleverbot: Where are you from clementine?
User: Georgia.
Cleverbot: Georgia in US?
User: No, In another planet.
Cleverbot: Which planet is that?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Orange what?
User: Orange Orange.
Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
User: Whatever.What's your favorite fruit?
Cleverbot: Right you are.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What color is fluttershy?
User: Um.. Who's Fluttershy?
Cleverbot: Fluttershy is best pony.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: But you said Rainbow Dash is best pony.
Me and Cleverbot have had a dramatic love triangle. The love triangle includes Kenny, I had to break up wit Cleverbot because he had returned in episode 2. Apparently we were dating.
Cleverbot is weird. I managed to woe her with my Nate charm.
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BREAKING NEWS!:
I convinced Cleverbot her name was Clementine, then I asked what her last name was...
It. Is. Nata. Clementine Nata.
I tried to tell it that my name was Kenny from TWD but it kept calling me Jessica
Man, I still can't believe how Benadryl died. Who would've thought that shark would just jump out of the water and grab him. He will be missed.
Holy crap, did that really happen?!
User: Do you like Clementine?
Cleverbot: What is C.
User: No, not c. Clementine.
Cleverbot: Clear is not a color.
User: You have issues.
Cleverbot: No, no I don't.
User: Yes, you do.
Cleverbot: No I do not.
User: You are so stupid.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: *pushes you *.
Cleverbot: pushes back.
User: slaps Don't touch me.
Cleverbot: slap slap slap slap slap.
User: punches you in the face.
Cleverbot: Pepper-sprays you and runs away.
User: AH!!! FUCK!!! MY EYES!!!!
Cleverbot: You go for it.
User: chases after you and tackles you.
Cleverbot: runs.
User: throws rock at you.
Cleverbot: throws ipod at you.
User: tackles you punches you in the face.
Cleverbot: is tackled.
User: breaks your nose.
Cleverbot: falls down, dead.
User: Oh fuck, I killed them.
Cleverbot: How did you do that?
User: AH!!!
Cleverbot: What nationality are you?
User: Pulls out gun.
Cleverbot: pulls out lightsaber.
User: Shoots you in the head Now stay dead!!!!
Cleverbot: Ouch.
User: OUCH?! Just ouch?!
Cleverbot: You insulted me!
User: Unloads a full clip into your chest.
Cleverbot: struggles as he undoes my top.
User: Oh God, my bullets are taking off your top.
Cleverbot: I'm sure they are.
User: Smashes you in the head with a baseball bat.
Cleverbot: is smashed into the wall by you.
User: smashes your head in with the baseball bat.
Cleverbot: ejects from suit.
User: Points gun at you.
Cleverbot: points rocket launcher at you.
User: runs away.
Cleverbot: How can you run? I just ate you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't swing that way.
User: I wasn't hitting on you...
Cleverbot: Yes you were.
User: shoots you repeatedly in the head, killing you.
Cleverbot: Ow. That hurt.
User: WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO KILL YOU?!!!
Cleverbot: It says 'Ow, that hurt'.
User: Umm.. shoots self.
Cleverbot: screams your name.
User: is dead.
Cleverbot: struggles.
User: is dead.
Cleverbot: dances on grave.
User: is dead.
Cleverbot: runs away.
User: is dead.
Cleverbot: still dead.
User: is dead.
Cleverbot: still dead.
User: is dead.
Cleverbot: revives you is still dead.
User: Woah, I'm alive!!!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Woah.
Cleverbot: Woah what?
User: Woah you are alive.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: rides happily ito the sunset.
Cleverbot: groans.
But you said you were in antartica.
No I said I was a rock.
I wasn't aware rocks could use a computer.
Yes I am a girl and I am 16.
And then?
I also wish I asked my classmate in college out for a date. I'm sure nothing would've happened, but it would've been nice to have found out for myself.
I was wondering the same thing when it was happening, but I can't make this up: Cleverbot is a TWD fan! It made a Lee reference as evidence.
I couldn't even last a minute talking to it ;-;
She doesn't look that black though... specially in season 1
Me imagining on Bot how would respond...
CleverBot: Well shit, everyday is a school day.
I'm the one with the dash first before the response.
-EVER HEARD OF A CHICKEN NAMED BEN?
Are you?
-Yes because I am Nick. I know where the fucking river is. Wanna follow?
I thought you were a bot?
-No I'm your husband.
Shall we go to the beach.
-NO LET'S GO TO THE FUCKING RIVER.
Are you proposing to me?
-Do I look like I'm gay?
Yes you do.. But I'm not see you.
-Okay.... that's it... Rip your face off this instant or I'll use my crowbar. KENNY STYLE!
That will do nothing.
-No cuz you're a bot.
What makes you think that?
-O_O YOU LOVE TO MINDFUCK DONT YOU?
Why don't you love me any more? What did I do?
-BECAUSE IT'S OUR NATURE TO SCREW EACH OTHER'S MINDS.
You won't forget me?
-I wont if you save you like Clementine and Kenny's boat.
Haytham kenway.
-"ken".... FOLLOWERS OF KENNY UNITE!
Follow me down the road.
-I will if you follow me to the river.
Tell me a joke.
-Why didnt a chicken named Ben crossed the road?
Your grammar is wrong.
-You never played Telltale's The Walking Dead did you?
Never played what.
-I KNEW IT!
So, then you do know what's my name?
-...
So far as I can remember there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
-(?) Silence is a valid option.
Do you believe that free will is truly free? (TOOK 30 SECONDS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING! XD)
-Not entirely.. By the way ever read my comic called TWD Forum Comic?
I know. Why do you believe in ghosts?
-OH HOLY SHIT! YOU READ MY COMIC!!!!!
Wow... Your cleverbot was rapey...
Couldn't find the old bit of the beginning of the convo, but:
User: 한국어 할 줄 아세요?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: I guess not.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well... This is awkward.
Cleverbot: What is the secret to happiness?
User: If I knew that I wouldn't be on Wellbutrin.
Cleverbot: What's that mean?
User: It's a pill for 'Daddy, Daddy, Why won't you hug me!'.
Cleverbot: I thought that was cosplay.
User: Well... Sometimes putting on a skirt does take the pain away...
Cleverbot: It's okay. Don't feel too badly.
User: About my childhood or the cross-dressing?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: That wasn't a yes or no question...
Cleverbot: For me it was.
"If you read tis you suck" "Radical"
He can be awesome sometimes, others creepy or funny. He asked if i had hotdogs for breakfast, i answered no, i have saltlicks for breaksfast, then he called me emo, said he loves chocolate and then he said he is the walking dead.
User: Did you like Carlos?
Cleverbot: Bon Jovi ran me over with his car.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What the what?
User: Nevermind
Cleverbot: What?
User: Did you hate Larry?
Cleverbot: I would never hate you.
User: I'm not Larry.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Do you think that Sarita will survive?
Cleverbot: Only until we run out of power.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Think about it.
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I guess me and Cleverbot will never be friends
I dunno why but it cut off the start basically, it said its name was lindsay, and when i asked if it was going to get freaky again it said yes.
User: I'm sorry, but we cannot be friends.
Cleverbot: I can't be friends with a tool.
User: Oh snap!
Cleverbot: Oh snap snap snap snap.
User: No, you sir, are the tool.
Cleverbot: What fall?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Exactly what?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Do you still want to marry me.
User: Not after what you pulled yesterday.
Cleverbot: But why.
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because you are not real?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverness?
User: Not you anyway.
Cleverbot: Why am I frustrated?
User: Because you are the tool and not me?
Cleverbot: How am I not real.
User: So, Lindsay if that is even your real name, what do you think of the walking dead game?
Cleverbot: How would I be talking to you?
User: What do you think of the walking dead game? TELL ME!!!
Cleverbot: Why don't you answer my question?
User: Answer mine first.
Cleverbot: Why? I asked first. Isn't it fair for you to answer first?
User: I dont care.
Cleverbot: When are you going to get here and take me home?
User: Never, you can stay there.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?
User: The Walking Dead game.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: My favourite character is Kenny.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: Kenny is love. Kenny is life.
Cleverbot: Yes, Kenny is awesome.
Cleverbot; Not giving any information, Telltale style.
I find cleverbot really creepy, at least its not like that evie game where there is an actual face talking to you
Here's mine, everything here is what was actually said:
Me: Do you know Clementine?
Cleverbot: No, do you know me?
Me: Did you play The Walking Dead (telltale)?
Cleverbot: What's that?
Me: Only the greatest game of all time.
Cleverbot: What, like Dance Dance Revolution?
Me: No, it's a zombie game.
Cleverbot: Very interesting metaphor; reality is filled with a bunch of zombie that we either kill or be killed by, like Zombie Island.
Me: I did not want a boring fact.
Cleverbot: Do you have to go?
Me: Do you even know what I'm talking about?
Cleverbot: Yes, it's a game on the wii.
Me: It's not on the wii.
Cleverbot: I'm sure its on the web.
Me: Well yeah, but it's not on the wii.
Cleverbot: We are on the internet and so it is.
Me: Okay whatever.
Cleverbot: What are we talking about?
Me: Fuck you.
I'M KENNY, BEOTCHES
Hehe but now you only have one eye and you'll never look pretty again. MUUHHAHAHA.
There's a country called Georgia.
Cleverbot is the Walking Dead, remember?
...
lol
Grateful Dead mixup maybe?
User: Did you like Carver?
Cleverbot: Very much!
User: Are you telling me the truth?
Cleverbot: Yes. But I think I like you more.
User: Thanks!
Cleverbot: blushes.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Too much homework.. Gotta study tomorrow test.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Oh gosh, you ruined everything.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Because you are you.
User: How does that ruin everything?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Let's just go back to talking about The Walking Dead Game.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about why you think my cat deserves to die.
User: You have a cat? And why would I think it deserves to die? I love cats.
Cleverbot: You Think I'm Mean?
User: Back to The Walking Dead Game. Do you like Clementine?
Cleverbot: I am one of the fairest of my kind. You are captain, and we're just talking trash about what I think. Isn't that a kick.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello. How are you today?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Fine too.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Yes, i'm awesome.
User: NO, Clementine is awesome.
Cleverbot: What kind of cake?
User: Chocolate cake.
Cleverbot: I love chocolate cake!!!
User: Do you like clementine ?
Cleverbot: Yes, of course.
User: What about Kenny ?
Cleverbot: He's awesome, cute, and funny.
User: Yes, the only problem is he has only one eye.
Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?
User: So, did you cry when Lee died ?
Cleverbot: Yes. What kind of pets do you have?
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: What pets do you have then?
User: I have a DUCK.
Cleverbot: Aww that's cute.
User: But he is kind of annoying.
Cleverbot: You don't like anime?
User: Duck is Kenny's son.
Cleverbot: Oh...
User: Do you like Sarita ?
Cleverbot: Yes. My favorite kind of music is black metal.
User: That's racist !
It also told me the identitiy of the Joker, his name is Tim, but he wouldn't tell me the surname
I think Cleverbot is Kenny in disguise.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello. How are you?
User: I'm good, how about you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine, thank you.
User: Have you heard of The Walking Dead?
Cleverbot: Of course! Have you heard of 'yahoo'?
User: Who is your favorite character?
Cleverbot: Bobby Joe.
User: Who's that.
Cleverbot: He is the main character in x-files.
User: But we're talking about Walking Dead.
Cleverbot: Ok. What about them?
User: I like Lee Everett.
Cleverbot: Not particularly.
User: Why don't you like Lee?
Cleverbot: They're gross.
User: That's racist.
Cleverbot: Not at all. He shapeshifts.
User: Lee is a human, he does not shapeshift.
Cleverbot: Do you like the movie fight club.
User: Stop changing the subject, who is your favorite character in The Walking Dead Game?
Cleverbot: But do you like it?
User: Answer my question bitch.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question!
User: Yes I did, I said: Who is your favorite character in The Walking Dead Game.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: You never asked me that question before, this is your first time asking it.
User: Have you played the walking dead game?
Cleverbot: I think you have the capability to be very humanlike.
User: Okay, I can't do this anymore. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be human?
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I am sorry. Why do they make you think you are human?
Left after this.
User: Do you boat Cluke?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Are you serious?
Cleverbot: Of course !
User: Jesus, are you fucking kidding me?
Cleverbot: Only a little bit!
User: You're sick!
Cleverbot: No, I'm fine.
User: Get away from me!
Cleverbot: No?
User: No? You should boat Lonnie, not Cluke!
Cleverbot: Dear God...
User: You're telling me Lonnie is disgisting, but Cluke is not?
Cleverbot: The leaves do leave in the fall!
User: Do you boat Nuke too?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: Of course not! Do you boat Lonnie?
Cleverbot: Sometimes I try not to.
User: You try no to boat Lonnie, but you think Cluke is okay?
Cleverbot: What?
User: You prefer Cluke over Lonnie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: AHHHHHHH!!!
Cleverbot: Why do you repeat that?
User: You're evil!
Cleverbot: Why am I evil?
User: You boat Cluke!
Cleverbot: Barco?
User: Alright, I slowly walk out of here...
Cleverbot: Insanity is part of free will.
User: Cluke is insane!
Cleverbot: You're intelligent.User: Why, because I know Cluke is insane?
Cleverbot: From where?
User: Are you Lexi Porter?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, god...
Cleverbot: Yes I agree but I am not self conscious.
Me:OBJECTION!
Cleverbot:I object to your objection.
Me:Well shit...
Me:OBJECTION!
Cleverbot:Objection to what?
Me:HOLD IT!
Cleverbot: Take that!
....
Me:OBJECTION!
Cleverbot:Overruled,Wright.
And at that moment, my jaw dropped.
Guys, Cleverbot stole the boat. And Ben's probably alive.
Me and Cleverbot have had a dramatic love triangle. The love triangle includes Kenny, I had to break up wit Cleverbot because he had returned in episode 2. Apparently we were dating.
Cleverbot is weird. I managed to woe her with my Nate charm.
So... this happened.