101 Ways...

edited April 2009 in Forum Games
Here's something fun my friends and I made up. I don't think it belongs in the game section, because it's just for people who know Sam and Max. If I'm wrong, please move this thread to the games section. Thanks!

It's called "101 Ways to Annoy Sam and Max". All you have to do is put something you think would annoy them, until we have 101 ways. You can put up to five if you want. Be sure to number them. I'll start.

1. Call their phone claiming you're the commissioner and you demand donuts NOW.

2. Refer to them as "Brandy and Mr. Whiskers". (XD)

3. Leave them a voicemail telling them that they've got a new voicemail.

4. Constantly say "Hi, I'm Hugh Bliss!" to them.

5. Stalk them. Nuff said.

(Edit: You can put more later if you think of some, but wait a few posts between your last post)


  • edited December 2008
    6.Call Sam McGruff.
  • edited December 2008
    7. Put sam and Peepers in the same room, who will survive?!?
  • edited December 2008
    8. Transport Sam and Max back in time 1 1/2 years
    9. Offer Sam an item that cost 8 dollars to make for a million dollars
  • edited December 2008
    I've got a few.

    10. Sing the Soda Poppers theme song to them.

    11. Sue them for endangering the safety of others.

    12. Compare them to cartoon characters.

    13. Resurrect the Soda Poppers.

    14. Smoke. Sam, at least, doesn't seem to like it.
  • edited December 2008
    15 Separate them from their treasured vices.

    16 Hypnotize Sam.

    17 Put Sam in his own personal Hell.

    18 Talk about Brady Culture a whole lot.

    19 Force Max to work out a non-violent solution to a problem.
  • edited December 2008
    20. Lock Max in a closet. He seems to be claustrophobic.
  • edited December 2008
    21. Sepperate there bliss.
  • edited January 2009
    eh, good point
  • edited January 2009
    22. Rally all of England and Canada for a Hostile takeover of America.
    23. Paint the words "B*ll*cks to Sam and Max" on the moon.
    24. Summon Shambling-Incorporated-Greg for a DDR contest.
    25. Ruin Christmas.
    26. Force them to play Kaizo Mario and Syobon Action back to back.
  • edited January 2009
    27. Guard every door that they want to get through.
  • edited January 2009
    28. Draw on their window with lipstick.

    29. Give Sam a pink-belly. (LOL)

    30. Dress Max like a girl.
  • edited January 2009
    31. make the Woman equivalent of Max hit on him.
  • edited January 2009
    32. draw a picture of sam and max and label there names oppisitely
    (under the pic of sam it says max and under the pic of max it says sam)
  • edited January 2009
    33. Sell the veryveryveryveryVERY early beta of Sam & Max: Freelance police (NO TEXTURES, DIALOG, OR ANYTHING!)
  • edited January 2009
    34. Point out their grammatical mistakes
  • edited January 2009
    35. Point out how they *should* have ruined the universe in 204
  • edited January 2009
    36. Tell jokes that are not funny or related to anything else.

    37. Set Leonard free. (Even though I would NEVER do this, it would still be hilarious)

    38. Ask Max where he keeps his gun.

    39. Hint that their relationship is "more than just friends".
  • edited January 2009
    40. Run for president of the US.
  • edited January 2009
    42.Call Max an overgrown mouse
    43.call them and tell them that there in a game and you hate it (of course,i would never do this)
  • edited March 2009
    As much as I hate bumping old topics...

    44. Apply logic to their world.
  • edited April 2009
    45: Become a policeman and move on the street they live.

    46: Call Max hello kitty.

    47: Put clothes on Max.
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