Favorite quotes from sitcoms
What's your favorite quotes from sitcoms? I will most likely return with more of them, but for starters:
"That was amazing! I feel like I just ejaculated all over you!"
- Don to his therapist in "How Not To Live Your Life" after his first therapy session.
"Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!"
- Ross to Rachel in "Friends".
"My dad's a bear, and I'm like... a duck."
- Eric in "That '70s Show"
"Why are you threatening me with müsli?"
"It's healthy."
"It's evil. It tastes like hamster cage."
- Don to Eddie in "How Not To Live Your Life".
"All of God's creatures are perfect just the way he made them. Except you, you suck."
- Charlie to Alan in "Two and a Half Men"
"I'm dating a mermaid/ But we can't make love/ Cause she don't got a vagina/ Although it smells like she does!"
- One of Don's many hilarious songs in "How Not To Live Your Life".
"Heating device."
"Radiator."
"Five letters."
"Rditr."
- Ross and Pheobe while trying to solve a crossword puzzle in "Friends".
"Oh, that's a very bad idea. I'll tell you what's a good idea: chili cheese fries and a large Root Beer. With chili cheese fries. And giiirls."
- Charlie in "Two and a Half Men".
"This Grant is reversing. Bi-bib. Bi-bib. Bi-bib."
- Don to Grant Bibib when the latter is furiously backing away in "How Not To Live Your Life".
"I like that word. 'Hip'. It sort of pops, you know. Hip! Hip! Hip! ... I can see my own mouth!"
- Red while high on weed in "That '70s Show".
"I scared ya! I said too much! I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"
- Chandler in "Friends".
"Oh, Eddie. What you and I have is plutonic. You're not my type. You look like an overgrown baby."
- Don to Eddie in "How Not To Live Your Life".
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