Let 's write a story!
Why the hell not? I begin with a sentense and the rest continiu from where the last person ended with a different one. What do you think? You are of course allowed to make a story about anything you want to, so if you don 't like my ideas then don 't worry cause you are free to m ake a story about anything!
Ok, here I go
- A lolipop was was beaten up by an alien inside an acountant 's office while Eddie Murfey was drinking tea.
Your turn
EDIT: OK, I know this might be a bit weird but it is all about being creative! So basicly if you just do not know what to say just put random words together! (For the starving kids at MacDonald 's...)
EDIT 2: Some people are compaining that this thread is weird. Ok, I get it, when you sit in front of your pc and read ''Let 's wright a story!'' I get it they think, hey finaly someone serieus!'' but then you go in and star reading about Eddie murfy and starving kids and MacDonalds. So you say. ''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-'' But this thread is not made just for funny stories. If you want to make an actuall story then go ahead and beggin. No one stoping you. But just in case you need a boost let me help.
-She walked in the room. Her blue eyes immidiatly fell on the mirror that was standing in front of her. She stared at her reflection until she heard a voise calling her name.
Your turn
Comments
That's rather...specific. Not sure how I'd continue that. XD Maybe try something a bit more general?
K... Ice cream?
Bob ate a ham sandwich at the subway. He was really hungry and when he dropped his sandwich on the train tracks, he dove in after it. At that time a train was pulling into the station. That was the day trains found out not to fuck with Bobs sandwich. ( sorry if it didn't make sense, I just wanted to give it a try.) :-)
The train hit Bob with all its might with led to a gicantic explosion. Bob apeared out of the asses holding a lanch box in his hand
Bob- NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY SANDWICH!!!!!!!
Mystery figur- You are the chosen one...
Bob- What?
Mf- You are the one who will save all the sandwiches!!!!! Every bagel, backet and club sadwich!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob- K.
Your turn again.
Bob suddenly realized his power. He was born with the power of the sandwich. For the next couple of year's, Bob would move to live with his uncle Dan. Who knew nothing about sandwich powers. Dan just really liked sandwiches. Dan was a piolet who flew commercial jets. One day while flying a plane full of ham sandwiches and citizens, the plane disappeared over the island of magic and stuff. Bob knew what he had to do next. He needed to eat a muffin.
But what was that? All the muffins had dissapeard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No...,not the muffins.... Why?
Mf- I told you this would happen..
Bob- You! What did you do to the muffins?
Mf- I am sorry but I had to. You would block your sandwich pawers.
Bod- You mean you are a supposingly good guy who turnes out to be bad cliche?
Mf- ....Maybe.
Bod- Ok, we will have a deal. You will bring back the muffins and I.... I ... I, I, I, WILL EAT THEM!!!!!!!!!! What do ya say?
That is up to you
Mf- its time you know my real identity though. Bob- are you sure, I mean the whole cliché thing right? Mf- oh, hush it. I'm a mystery figure who didn't want to be a mystery figure. Bob- but? Mf- but nothing kid, you want those muffins or not? Bob- of course I want my muffins! Mf- then let me tell you my identity! Bob- hmm. Fine. Mf- hahaha! Good. Good. Bob- are you OK? Mf- no I think I swallowed a fly. Bob- noooooo! Mf- ut-oh. (Falls to the ground) bob- why? Why did you do this! Mf- it had to be done my son. Bob- who you call in son?fool. Mf- Bob, I am your father. Bob- but daddy, what's your name?
That's up to you.
Mf- I don 't know! Why do you think I would? I have been called mystery figur since forever!
Bob- Seriously?
Mf- Yeah, why not?
Bob- Fine, I will call you John.
John- Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! One other really generic name!!!!!!!!!!
Bob- That had to be done... For the muffins... I am sorry...
John- No, you are not... You are just like me.... You will do anything for bread like foods, like donats...
Bob- Well I guess you have apoint.
John- You must defete the evil poster that tell kids that only brocoly and carrots are good for ther helth... You must use the sandwich power...
Bob- But dad...
John- You have to do it alone....
(dies from the fly after like half an hour long conversetion)
Bob- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! You never managed to tell me where you have hiden the muffins.... (cries) WHY??????????
End of chapter 2834.
This isn't really creative. It's just weird. Really weird. Also, it's really difficult to understand anything you write since it's always in a wall of text.
No, let's not
Agreed.
If you do not want to participate that is honestly fine. You have every right not to and anyway this thread was made for people who are weird and who like doing things like that. At any rate I hope you have a nice day.
You could right as much as you could be wrong. But I guess everyon can have their own opinion. No harm done.
Like me.
John- oh I almost forgot' the muffins are at the intersection of east and 3rd street under the old overpass. Bob- oh OK thanks dad John (dies). Bob - I know what I must do. I will avenge your death father! Crazy old man Mike- who are you talking to? I thought I was the crazy one. Bob -sandwich power activate ( blows away old man mike with the power of a thousand sandwiches) watch out Georgia, here comes Bob. (Walks slowly away into the sunset) old man mike - your going the wrong way!
See, aldimon? He gets it! Still have a nice day.
(Bob goes to the given adress and sees some random guys eating the muffins)
Bob- What the hell is going on?
Homeless, random guy 1- We found those muffins and they looked tasty. Want some?
Bob- What have you done? How could you dop this? YOU MOSTERS!
Homeless, random guy 2- Look, dud we are sorry for the muffins but we didn 't know whose they where! We haven 't ate in 2 days!
Bob- And you think that this makes it ok to eat my muffins? Sandwich powers activated again within 2 coments even though we have totaly not seen them in the past text but who gives a fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Bob stops to take a breath and then attacks the 2 homeless, random guys with a massive sandwich monster which eats them)
Bob- (uses Batman voise) That was for the muffins.... (puts on glasses) Oh, wait! (puts off glasses and resuses Batman voise).. And my father.... (puts glasses back on and walkes towards the sunrise)
Old man Mike- You realize that just because this would make a cool shot it still doesn 't mean that you are going the right way, right? (Bob unleases the Sandwich monster again which eats Mike)
Bob- And that was for me... (the opening song of ''CSI: Miami'' plays as Bob walkes even further)
As Bob kept walking he noticed a sign that said " welcome to Alabama " bob- I guess old man mike was right. Damn. ( turns and walks the other way.) A long while later it began raining the road became slick. It might have been because the rain or maybe because Bob was walking down the middle of the interstate highway but a semi can't stop on a dime. Bob woke up at a nearby Georgia hospital with a bad headache and a ringing in his ears. The nurse said Bob was gonna be fine but the truck driver wasn't looking too good. Bob felt bad. He want to visit the truck driver. He was an older fellow. A kind looking man. Bob felt something he never before felt. A voice from the back of his mind emerged. " by the power of muffins I heal you". There was a faint glowing in the room but when the glowing went away the old man awoke at once and introduced himself as George. George said " I'm am forever in your debt young man, I will never forget this." Bob spoke kindly " old man, I mean, George. Come with me. Together we will find the riches of the foody goodness of this planet." George pondered for a moment. " but I'm diabetic. Can you cure that?" Bob said " why of course I can cure it if you chose to come with me. So what'll it be Gramp's? " what the old man next said is up to you.
Once upon a time there was an awesome thread that was created by blueneon the end.
-Or was it? After creating the critically acclaimed "awesome thread", Blueneon then wrote, filmed, and produced the "awesome thread saga" consisting of "Awesome Thread Episode One: The Downvote Menace, Awesome Thread Episode Two: Double Posts, Awesome Thread Episode Three: Sunk Discussion, Awesome Thread Episode Four: The Thread Lives Again, and Awesome Thread Episode Five: 5,000 Upvotes". Blueneon and his crew were filming "Awesome Thread Episode Six: One Thread To Rule Them All", until Blueneon was found dead in his apartment. The autopsy has confirmed that the cause of death was a heroin overdose. May thee rest in peace, Blueneon."
dead? Why? Heroin? There so many holes in your story. Lol
I am a she. Why does everybody think I 'm a guy? But other than that your story was actually pretty funny.
Also I am competly against drugs.
George- As long I as I will be able to eat chocolate the I know nothing will come in my way and prevent me from helpeng you! Cause... I... I love you...
Bob- Don 't overdo it. Now lets go get donats from DUNKIN DONATS. What do you say?
George- Everything for you my love....
Bob- You are overdoing it again. On the teleporter!
George- Teleporter? Then why where you walking on the street? We could have both died! My love.
Bob- Did I say teleporter? I meant... I don 't know what I meant. Lets just go with teleporter.
(waiting in the line of DUNKIN DONATS)
Bob- We need a plan.
George- A plan about what?
Bob- A plan about how to defete the bad guys!
George- Who are the bad guys?
Bob- Good question. Who are we fighting against?
(The 2 idiots that are continiuing this story are trying to think of who the bad guys will be. ON THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!)
What if I came back to life as a zombie trying to ifnd a fix? So many questions!!!!
Begging of episode two
In line at dunkin doughnuts
Chashier- will that be all? Bob- yup! Cashier- OK that'll be 19.01 bob- 19.01? What kinda place is this? I mean who puts one cent on the tab? Cashier- its the boss! He told us to! Please don't hurt me! George- where is this boss of yours? Cashier- in the back room. Please just leave me alone! George- let's go get this guy, I got your back if he trys anything. Bob- thanks. I appreciate this. George- (looks to floor and mumbles) yeah. Anything for a friend.
Bob walks to the back room and opens the door. When he opens the door there is no one inside. Just as he begins searching a distinct sound of the hammer of a revolver cocking fills the room. Its owner is standing in the doorway Bob just walked through. Bob looked into the mirror on the wall and saw the man in the doorway.
Man- How can I help you mister? Are you lost? Did you possibly miss the bathroom? Bob- We know what you you are up to! Man- Really? Well can you please don 't tell my wife about this? She said she will devorse me if I watch football again! Bob- Football? American football? That 's it? Man- I knew you were more ignorat than you looked...
I am of course talking about normal football, but what you call.... Soccer. Bob- No...no...How did I let this happen...
(Bob falls on the ground sobering) George- NO! Power of ex-diabitis engaged! (Throws syrinjes to the man which dies from overdose) George- That is because you hurt my friend... And for that one fucking cent that everyone has always with them but still complains. Bob- You saved me... George- Everything for a friend! Now kiss me! Bob- What? No! George- But I thought that that is were this scene was going... Bob- Godamnit. You NEVER listen to me! I told you not to overdo it! George- Oh... Well my bad. Bob- You know, we never learned why he had this revolver. George- To kill us, obviously. Bob- No there something else going on... Sandwich shyckic powers activated! George- Or we could just look at his comtuter. I mean it is open, the code has already been istalled and ther are huge neon sings that can read ''Super emportant enfomation about me and everything you needed to know about my personal life''. Bob- That is really convinient...
(they go over to the computer and George starts reading out loud) George- So he is married, as he said, he has a puppy which he saved fromm the street and would die if he had left him there, donated a cidny, a lung, part of his liver and blood twice every year, donates to charity, has adopted 3 kids that would die other wise and he loves guns, which he has a huge collection of and always keeps them loaded because he is afraid of the zombie apocalypse. Bob- And you killed him? How could you? He looks so nice! George It also says that he is against muffins, donats and sandwiches. Bob- Fuck that guy.
What pointless enemy are they going to fight next? That is up to you!
Bob looked at the computer blankly. George - maybe we should go after the guns? Bob- that's a great idea! Dose it say where? George - yeah, he keeps em at his house on Road st. Bob- we need a car. But cars cost money. George - how about this insanely huge stack of cash he left on the table and the directions to the closest used car lot? Bob - no, that would never work. But, you know what would work? George - I'm almost afraid to ask... Bob- there's a national guard base around here, we go in we get a deuce and a half and go get our guns. George- oh fine let's go Bob. We got some ground to cover.
George- But you have said that you have teleportation power like... wait... Just 4 coments ago! Bob- Oh, yeah... But um... um... the teleportation, um.. powers are diactivated after a while! Um? Geoge- of course they have. Then I guess we will have to take the bus there. Bob- But the bus is not badass enough fo us to travel in! George- Have you ever been in a bus? If you have then what you are saying is just pure stupidity. Once I saw someone make meth in a bus! Bob- Really and what did you do? George- I asked for some. It was awsome. I felt like I was in ''Breaking Bad''. Bob- Cooooool... Then to the bus it is! George- Ok, let 's go. Bob- But we need black glasses to make an awsome entrance! And mayby an explosion! That would be awsome! George- Let 's just leave now, before you come up with a ridiculus costume.
What will happen next? That is on your hands! Is that even an expresion?
As the two men walked to the bus stop they passed an old lady. George stopped dead in his tracks. Bob- what's the matter? George- its Mary. Bob- Mary? George- the worst of the worst! She killed my pet Python! Bob- how do you know her though? George- she's my mom. Bob- oh dear gosh no! George- maybe if we walk quick she won't notice us. But maybe we should just confront her now. Bob- let's see if we can just sneak by, the bus stop is right over their. George- OK but I don't know if it'll work. She may be blind as a bat, but she always seems to know when I'm around. Just as they said that the old woman turned around. Mary- henery? Henery, is that you? George- no mama, its me George. Mary- George? Really? Why I haven't seen you in years! Who are you with there. Your not hanging out with druggies again are you? George- no mama this is Bob. And just because I was friends with a kid who became a druggie doesn't mean I do drugs!
Mary- Oh, honey, I am so glad to see you again! Cookie? (puls out two cookies from her bag and gives them to George and Bob). Bob(chewing)- So, um, who is Henery? Damn, thats a good cookie! Mary- My cat. Oh poor little Henery... He is out on the street, alone for a while now... George- Mom, Henery died like a decate ago. Mary- No, sweety. That is little Maxi you are talking about! Bob- Who is Maxi? Mary- My rat. That little rascal would always it everything he could find! George- Can we please stop taling about your dead pets now? Mary- Of course! Taffy?
(Puls two pieces of taffy out of her bag and gives them to George and Bob) Bob- You know we should really get moving. Mary- Go where? Bob- We are just going to steal goverment money from a millitary base or something in order to get a car. Wanna join? Mary- No, just promise me to be carefull, Ok sweety? And remember don 't hang out with draggies, ok? Good luck. George- Yes mom. Mary- Good. Chocolate?
What will happen next? Will Bob turn out to be a draggie addicted to George 's mom? Find out next time on ''Bob 's super awsome sandwich powers!''
Bob and George soon boarded their bus that would take them to the national guard base. On the bus they meet some rather interesting people, a woman who was a man, a man making meth in the back of the bus, the bus driver who had something to hide, and a politician who was immediately mugged when he got off the bus. When they got to the national guard it seemed empty. Bob- maybe they are training or out somewhere? George- I don't think so. All the trucks are still here. Bob- OK so what's the plan? We gotta get past that fence to get to the trucks. George- let's go in through to main building, it a joins to the garage. Bob- OK let's go. ( they walk to the front door of the building) bob- um how are we gonna get the truck? We don't know where the keys are. George- you know how to hotwire a car right? Bob- no! Why would you say that? George- your, ya know,... Urban?