5/10- You lose 5 points for not using your shift key, no matter how often I've told you to.
10 points for the Mythbusters quote, otherwise. If any other show had made a fireball the size of a skyscraper using non-dairy creamer, I'd think they were lying for sure. I've now developed a fear of large crates of the stuff- especially if said crate is made of cardboard. That stuff is as dangerous as uranium, man! ...at least, in ridiculously large quantities.
(BTW, is the cat-toast question a ref to uncyclopedia? If so, you get an extra point. If not, I hate you and you lose a point.)
7/10, a little on the short side, and not really that funny, but a refreshing break from the 10-line, ridiculously long signatures that really spam most threads.
*cuddles you* Don't be, my friend. Would you like a slice of pizza? Yes, that's a good boy...pay attention to the pizza... *licks lips and opens mouth wide* Aaaahhh....
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Too many references. Youtube videos? let people find their own!
i do get that this is they might be giants, but stil...
um... 7/10 how bou' that?
10 points for the Mythbusters quote, otherwise. If any other show had made a fireball the size of a skyscraper using non-dairy creamer, I'd think they were lying for sure. I've now developed a fear of large crates of the stuff- especially if said crate is made of cardboard. That stuff is as dangerous as uranium, man! ...at least, in ridiculously large quantities.
(BTW, is the cat-toast question a ref to uncyclopedia? If so, you get an extra point. If not, I hate you and you lose a point.)
7/10
I...I haven't touched it yet..
What the crap?! Who or what exactly are talking about?!
DISREGARD EVERYTHING I SAID.
Why Compy is angry with me? 7/10
...
...I'm quite scared right now...
*runs away screaming*
*gulp*
Ah....lovely. *rubs stomach* How delish. Like the fish. Who made quite a dish.
*dissolves through the ground and shapeshifts back when dissoved through to China*
*continues running and screaming*
*licks lips*
5/10. i don't... understand...
6
5 (a bit too random for my liking)
7
It's not a great pic.
sometimes the best signature is no signature at all
3/10
6/10
i hate brocolli!
YOU FAIL!