Real Life Stories
Kaneki
Banned
This thread is where you share all of your real life stories.
Feel free to post any experiences you've had.
Here is mine: A few years ago I was walking through the woods off the beaten track a bit and I smelt this really overpowering sweet smell. Being nosey I pulled back the undergrowth to have a look and found a dead body.
The guy had clearly been there a while and wasnt looking great, all swollen and green and black with various runny bits. The local wildlife had also been dining well for a few days.
I called the police who told me to wait with the body until they arrived. Being in the middle of no-where it took a while for them to arrive and it got dark and I was just sat there in the dark with him for a long time.
It turned out he had committed suicide. For a long time afterwards I had dreams about him and he would talk to me and not nice things. Mainly about how he was angry I had disturbed his resting place and he wanted me to kill myself. Probably just my imagination but all pretty disturbing at the time. He still turns up in my dreams from time to time and no doubt will be tonight after typing this..
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Nice find Flog.
One day I decided to make a chocolate cake. I tasted it, it was good. The end.
Three years ago, me and some friends decided it would be fun to go into a forest, literately a minute later we were lost and we went on a four hour long adventure.
We wandered for awhile, walking through giant area's of mud-water and thorn bushes. (which ruined my jeans) As we traveled we found a homeless camp, we walked into it and found something awful. Used condom's everywhere and recently used. There were dozens of them, some were hanging in tree's (not joking) then out of nowhere we heard one of the homeless guys yell at us. We ran, we ran for a long time and he and some other hobo's chased us. But luckily we escaped from them.
We began to wander again, just for hours though more thorn bushes. (RIP shoes) We saw a clearing, we decided we'll travel though the field of nasty bushes until we discovered there was a nasty pond type thing in the way. This nasty ass water was like 7 feet deep, and filled with the grossest shit. We had to get across, so we walked over this collapsed tree that made a bridge type thing for us. We started crossing, but I didn't want, because I couldn't swim, I feared that I would fall in. Until, a stupid ass raccoon came out of nowhere and hissed at me. I ran across the spooky tree bridge. The collapsed tree didn't go all the way across to we had to walk though nasty mud that was deep and continued to ruin our clothes.
We finally made it to the clearing, and he had to go though one more giant field of bushes, we painfully walked across but we made it out. Once we were out, we realized where we were, not even a mile away from where we entered the forest. We walked four hours and got nowhere. I went home in pain, I had to replace all of my clothes I was wearing. Then we went back there like 3 months ago and got lost all over again LOL.
That entire thing was stupid.
One time, I used the bathroom. The end.
I have lots of stories, I picked up a severed finger, and washed it a water fountain to clean it before putting it on ice after it was severed.
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. The End