People test me
CrazyGeorge
Banned
So i woke up today with a mission. To go buy something to drink, i went over to Wall mart. A buddy of mine wanted me to try some of this new malt liquor, that supposedly tastes like orange pop. (Mike's Hard Crazy Orange or whatever) Anyhow, I pick up a six pack, a bag of Tostitos lime chips. Yeah i know they're terrible for me , but i didn't care. I was going to enjoy my evening without overboarding it. I head to the line, its all the way up the isle.
I start freaking out immediately. I have two items in my hand. I never go to this store, ever. Mainly because i am disgusted by the way people act in that store. The last time i was there i saw a 300 lb fat lady smack the crap out of her child because he opened a candy bar in the check out. So now i start sweating, there one woman checking out the entire store. I can't take it any longer, i have to get out. Its starts to build and build and build like air pouring into a balloon.
I am not mad at her , mad at the management. So i did what any normal person would do. I exclaimed some profanity, then walked out the store, chipless and drinkless. Feeling a little claustrophobic i left, and went to "Kroger" another store.
So i'm standing in the check out line once again. I hear guys about my age or a bit younger talk about their children. I laugh to myself and thank god i don't have any responsibilities. Even though it would be nice to have that daughter that takes care of you like David Hasslehoff in his drunk video. Anyways, i'm standing in line, i have a bottle of Jack in my hand and its calling to me. It Says,
George, you know you want to take me home and have your way with me. I respond i know, jack Daniels bottle... Still waiting..
This old couple was ahead of me being checked out, they kept making conversation, so it takes them forever to pay. So i'm not really paying attention and my mind wanders, i start thinking about something else. Then all of a sudden there is a jolt of reality, and i see a guy just cut right in front of me.
I went Gorked for 2.8 seconds. I guess i must of scared the clerk because he apologized like six times and said to me, "listen i don't want any gun play in here." I shook my head and laughed.
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Cool story bro.
I always stay as far away from Walmart as I can. Not a real big Kroger fan, either, but there aren't any locations near me, so no big deal. To be honest, if that was your entire purchase, you probably would have had a better time at the liquor store. Usually no kids, and the clerks are happy you came in. (Though I've had one who was on the phone for the entire checkout process before - sorry to interrupt your conversation just to do your job, dude.)
Have a happy new year!
Everyday, brah, everyday...
EDIT: nvm, I read it wrong I think
It's okay, misunderstandings seem to be a theme on this forum.
Fight me m8
u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt m8 i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on me mums life betta protect ur gabber
bash ye fookin ead in bruv
Oh that's it m8 I swer ur gunna regret saying that 2 me m33t me at teh chuckee cheezus tomorrow at 6:09.
I'd imagine shopping close enough to big holidays would result in seeing more of an... interesting variety of people. Worst I saw today was some parent letting their kids bring Nerf guns into a WalMart, so I guess I haven't seen everything yet. :P
If nothing else, at least The Doors gave us a song all about people being weird.
People Are Strange - The Doors
Also, gotta say that it took some strong restraint from you guys not to make a reference/joke about Nate after reading that last bit:
That's the worst place in the world, I've been to one Wal-Mart in my entire life and I met some of the most disgusting people in existence.
Don't ever go there again.
I don't go there much, but the few times I do go, I never really see the downright awful people you hear about online. Then again, maybe it's just similar to real-estate, where it's all about location-location-location. :P
First mistake.
I've been scared of that place since Five Nights At Freddy's. <.< >.>
Do not ever come to Korea. You know the little line at the hospital you're supposed to stand behind for 'patient privacy'? What is really means is 'if you actually stand behind this line, everyone will cut in front of you and then procede to shove their insurance card at the nurse's face.' Then there's public transportation. Holy shit... Just because somebody is standing in front of the subway door doesn't actually mean they're going to get off. No, usually they'll stand there with a blank expression playing some bullshit game on their smartphone, even if the train is half empty. Even 'getting on the subway' means walking three inches past the door, and if anyone else is behind them is trying to get on they can fuck off. Buses are no better; if you try and let somebody through, it's immediately taken as a sign of weakness and the next eight people behind them will go too.
That's my rant for today. I feel better now.
Ugh... people...
I never quite understood the things people see at Walmart. In all the years I've went there, I've never seen anything that weird. I mean....there was that one dude that shot another guy(and killed him) but...umm....that sort of negates everything I was about to say. Never mind.
Not sure if the pic issue is the image or the website...
Hahaha this had me rolling. Th e look on the clerks face must have been fucking priceless.
Sometimes i guess i don't know my own loudness in my voice. I always get told by "her" to stop Yelling,
I'm JUST talking loudly. I get a little excited, and shes calling the sheriff, saying she isn't sure what I am capable of doing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95YdE89nTgI
Oh, no, this is not the worst thing at Wal-Mart. By far. And neither is what I'm about to tell you.
I one day decided to head on over to Wal-Mart, reluctantly, but it was the closest thing I could get to and I wasn't really feeling like driving that day. So I walk in the door, wave to the Salvation Army guy, and am instantly greeted with possibly the ugliest creature I have ever seen riding a scooter. It was a girl, maybe 16 years of age, weighing over 200 pounds likely, and strolling out the front door, the scooter with her. Now, before an employee can come and grab the thing from her, she looks at the Salvation Army guy, and punches him in the stomach. At this point she's laughing the most evil chortle I've ever heard, it's the sound of a whale dying. "Hark hark hark!"
An employee came out, and a woman beside me called the police. The girl on the scooter attempted to drive away, but because she was on a fucking handicap scooter, you can imagine that she was caught and arrested. I talked to the Salvation Army guy later, and he told me it was the second time this week.
Fuck Wal-Mart.
Works everytime.