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Any funny ideas for a text to someone?

MadManLeeMadManLee Banned
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Hi , me and my smartphone need you!

I wanted to ask if anyone has any funny ideas for a text to send to someone ?

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  • Zis_is_unacceptableZis_is_unacceptable

    Send them a pic of Rule 34 of their favourite movie, game etc...

    Just kidding don't do that. It is bad for everyone's health.

  • KateisKateis

    Send someone a really scary message or a really flirty message...

    And then blame it all on Autocorrect! :P

  • KillahKillah
    edited May 2015

    Just say I'm pregnant and start a converstation.

  • WarpSpeedWarpSpeed

    "Don't tell (name of person you're texting) but I have a big surprise for him/her when I see him/her next!"

    I think you need to be more specific about whom you're texting if you want better suggestions than these.

  • versacebabeversacebabe Banned

    lmao tell them their parents are dead.

  • Gary-OakGary-Oak Banned

    Just say 'Hitler did nothing wrong.' That's sure to get them talking.

  • MadManLeeMadManLee Banned
    edited May 2015

    Ignore this please, messed up

    WarpSpeed posted: »

    "Don't tell (name of person you're texting) but I have a big surprise for him/her when I see him/her next!" I think you need to be more specific about whom you're texting if you want better suggestions than these.

  • SarangholicSarangholic

    Dickpic. Always works.

    Unless you're a liberal running for public office. If you're a conservative, send away. Conservatives can molest children and just say Jesus saved them and apparently it's okay.

  • CrazedRabbitCrazedRabbit

    You are evil

    versacebabe posted: »

    lmao tell them their parents are dead.

  • versacebabeversacebabe Banned

    I know...I'm fuckin horrible :)

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    CrazedRabbit posted: »

    You are evil

  • CrazyGeorgeCrazyGeorge Banned

    Conservatives are the scum of the Earth.

    Who do you think PAYS for everything. The poor ass liberals?

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  • Saltlick123Saltlick123
    edited February 2018

    ...

  • SarangholicSarangholic
    edited May 2015

    My mother voted for Nader yet provides completely for my family. Her parents didn't go to college (I think) and where she is from the neighboring towns are a bunch of Amish, and now she deals with people with brain trauma so... If you want an 'American Dream' success story, she is it.

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    Conservatives are the scum of the Earth. Who do you think PAYS for everything. The poor ass liberals?

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