Official #TeamWhiteWalker Thread!
Welcome to the official #TeamWhiteWalker appreciation and recruitment thread!

Reasons to join us:
Pale spiders or whatever.
We live in a cool climate and shit.
We know what it's like to chew 5 gum.
Stunning eye color. No contacts necessary.
Fuckin' majestic. We look down on those filthy southern peasants.

- Professional manicurists always on site. You see this shit? Gurrrrrrl.

- Quality day care for your lil' wights.

- Phenomenal art work. No fingerpaints here, scrubs.

- We're, like, good with children.

- Wednesdays are 80's theme days.

- All ages welcome.

- Everybody dance now.
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Mind the hands.
Fuck that
Oh look another "Official" thread.
Supporting House Bolton is so last year.
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I'm in.
I will only join when every last remnant of House Baratheon of Dragonstone has been killed or destroyed.
Where do I sign up?