Have You Ever Done or Witnessed Something Awesome
If you've ever done or witnessed something totally bad ass, post here.
I've witnessed one. I was in the parking lot of my local theater and there was this guy that looked around 17 or 18. He was walking to his car and then he crossed paths with these two girls, who were around 14 and were wearing probably some of the sluttiest clothes I've ever seen. They acted like sluts because they kept continuously asking him if they could give him a blowjob for money. This guy, who clearly had dignity, kept politely declining. But with each passing minute, you could tell he was growing a little irritated. It was to the point where one of the girls accused him of being gay. This is when the guy finally snapped. He said to the girls, "I'm not gay. I do in fact like having sex. But I prefer to have sex with women rather than post pubescent whores like you two." This shut the girls up. He drove away before I had a chance to shake his hand.
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Not gonna lie, I pulled a band-aid off and didnt cry. I know...I know... calm down.
That one time where I pranked a mall security officer
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Not gonna lie, that was awesome and scary since I nearly got arrested.
One time, I sprayed random cars that drove by my house with a hose when I was little. (I was bored) That is until then some fat businessman guy who was driving a beater car got out and yelled at me. Being the scared and quiet kid that I was, I didn't respond to whatever he said. When he got back into his car, I sprayed it again and ran away to my backyard as soon as he stopped his car a second time.
This is pretty awesome.
Hit some modafaka who farted in my granmas brother's purse in the face
One time I played Surgeon Simulator, and I poked myself with the needle and got high, then My scalpel glitched through the table and completely screwed up, Next thing I knew everything was back to normal, the paitents bad heart was out, and I threw the new heart in and Instantly won.
My life existence is a reality television show.