What would YOU do in the apocalypse?

InHarmsWayInHarmsWay Banned
edited March 2014 in The Walking Dead

I saw a thread a while back asking people what they would do in the apocalypse, but it has gone Amid The Ruins, so I will start another one for the newcomers who couldn't catch the old one

Anyway. SO, you turn on the news, and find out there are strange maulings by what appear to be zombies themselves. What do you do, and how do you react? Would you team or try to make it alone? Post!

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  • (Insert gif/meme here)

    Give that man a cookie.

  • I would grow a godlike Mustache and become a Urban mans loyal bro!

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    I would grow a godlike Mustache and become a Urban mans loyal bro!

  • Commit suicide.

    Or impale a dog.

  • Gif that man a cookie.

    InHarmsWay posted: »

    (Insert gif/meme here) Give that man a cookie.

  • edited March 2014

    Die.

    Edit:Die like a BAUSS.

  • Here, I'm gifing him a cookie.

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    Azlyn posted: »

    Gif that man a cookie.

  • edited March 2014

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    Mr_Eeuss posted: »

    Here, I'm gifing him a cookie.

  • Well i'm currently in a punk gang here in Australia so we'd do whatever the fuck we want to do.
    Have fun with the walkers/lurkers like how they did on Dawn of the Dead.

  • first I gonna make my house a good isolated shelter and buy many canned food and water, then make sort of secret tunnel from my house to outside if things go wrong, i'll only let good close friends and family in my house to protect, i would be the leader of my group but I'm not a dictator I will also let other people make decisions, if we are forced to get out of the house we would roam from place to place and hoping to find a big military camp or something, to help to kill many walkers as i can, or when everything fails my groups stays independent.

  • First i will tell my family what's going on then we will pack cans of food,water bottles,extra clothes,and some family items and later on we will go and survive with a group or go and find our own place

  • You're getting free cookies man...Think about all those hobos that dream of internet cookies everyday...

  • I'd probably die, to be honest.

  • Find Omid and Christa....sigh

  • edited March 2014

    ya... i have an airport, multiple churches, 2 schools, 2 different highways, and multiple large hotels like right down the street from me, as well as no real fences in the area (except around the airport). so, if something happens, i'm pretty sure i'm screwed. i have no idea where i'd want to go, but i also don't have a sense of direction ether, so i suppose that doesn't really matter. my bike's tires are always flat from disuse, so that's out... i do have a sword. it would have to be sharpened and i have no idea how to go about that. and then nobody listens to my advice till it's too late... so yup, i'm royally screwed. i could go it alone, but that never really ends well.

    that's just wonderful....

  • Kill and rob people.

  • Poop myself.

  • "You're either living or you're not. You ain't little, you ain't a girl, you ain't a boy, you ain't strong or smart, you're alive."

  • edited March 2014

    First I would do some stuff..things and after that I would die.

  • Good for short-term, not so good for a long-term survival plan.

    Kill and rob people.

  • I'm literally speechless...

  • Kill zombies,fuck zombies,establish a cult,go into anarchy,fuck survivors,drink coke and whiskey,play queen,assassinate the governor, get killed,die,get killed by Daryl.

  • Don't forget your stuff and thangs for men. Don't want to be smelling bad in the coming apocalypse.

    First I would do some stuff..things and after that I would die.

  • You had 999 likes.I gave you 1000 :3

  • There's a military camp right near my house so I'd aim to go there with my family, food and water.

  • Keep my hair short.

  • I got Survivalist and First Aid training, I take Krav Maga and I have a pick lock set Cough Urban Cough. I would be stealthy, thats how I would survive. I have the UN mentality though, I couldn't hurt people unless they are trying to hurt others, so I couldn't do the tough decisions, like in the game.

  • try to survive as long as i can and also find a group and when things go to shit with that group move away from them and survive on my own until i find another one

  • edited March 2014

    Hell yeah, still have to be charming even if it's a ZA. Girls don't like smelling survivors.

    Saemunder posted: »

    Don't forget your stuff and thangs for men. Don't want to be smelling bad in the coming apocalypse.

  • I live in the East Midlands so probably I'd try and get to the coast to get a boat to the Channel Islands. Alternatively I'd head into the Peak District and live in relative isolation on farmland.

  • Id prolly just work on my glutes

  • You know whats the best part in a ZA?
    All the rich people like the hollywood stars, or presidents or the heads of major companies will die first. And I will be so happy about it!

  • "fuck zonbies" that's the same thing than you would fuck some dead bodies,

    Kill zombies,fuck zombies,establish a cult,go into anarchy,fuck survivors,drink coke and whiskey,play queen,assassinate the governor, get killed,die,get killed by Daryl.

  • It's not like they live in big protected houses and have armed bodyguards, is it?

    Xemnes posted: »

    You know whats the best part in a ZA? All the rich people like the hollywood stars, or presidents or the heads of major companies will die first. And I will be so happy about it!

  • Well, we know what happens to Bill Murray anyway...

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    Xemnes posted: »

    You know whats the best part in a ZA? All the rich people like the hollywood stars, or presidents or the heads of major companies will die first. And I will be so happy about it!

  • 80% of people will die the first week... 15% military... 5% last humans of earth

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