Crudley Drawn Adventures

You are Rather Dashing Ugly, and your about to move into a new house. All your furniture are belong to the moving truck. Your objective is going to be revealed once you get passed chapter one. You have an ugly poster on your wall.

Rules:

None, just have fun!

Also, you have a small objective before you exit out your door.

Mini things:

Get a certain object in your room

Inventory: iPod, DS

par1.jpg

Now, play.

Comments

  • edited November 2008
    >Check what game is on the DS
    >Check what songs and videos are on the iPod
  • edited November 2008
    picture.php?albumid=178&pictureid=1033

    Apearently your DS is off. But you check. Cool, it's Pokemon Diamond. Your other games must be in the truck.

    picture.php?albumid=178&pictureid=1032

    Woah, so manny things. Well, you do have some Strong Bad Emails on your iPod, some awesome songs, and some pretty cool Teebee shows.
  • edited November 2008
    > destroy several pikachus in pokemon diamond.
    or
    > replace pokemon diamond with an imported japanese version of pokemon platinum, then realise you can't read the text.
  • edited November 2008
    Or train Pikachus to fly X-Wing fighters.
  • edited November 2008
    Both of your ideas suck. You really need too get something in your room.
  • edited November 2008
    >Check behind that horrific poster
  • edited November 2008
    Meh, close enough.

    You check behind it, and you..."accidently" grab it. Aw well, might as well put it in ye ol' inventory.

    You walk out the door, and down the steps, going outside.

    Afterwards, the truck arrives.


    You know what? How about your in your new home, and you go upstairs to the computer room.

    What does though do?
  • edited November 2008
    >Ponder why you had that horrible poster in the first place.
  • edited November 2008
    picture.php?albumid=178&pictureid=1035

    You do, but you fail. Not really sure how that got in there.

    Now the computer's vibrating.

    Now what?
  • edited November 2008
    >Play some tetris on computer
  • edited November 2008
    >Go into the internet
  • edited November 2008
    picture.php?albumid=178&pictureid=1037

    WOAH.

    You turn into a Tetris block, and a buncha crap is around you. Your in the internet, but how do you get out?

    Also, don't forget you can talk to stuff around you.
  • edited November 2008
    >"Hi, Mr. Awesome smiley!"
    >Ask him for an autograph
  • edited November 2008
    "Awesome", he says. You now got the AWESOME AUTOGRAPH.
  • edited November 2008
    >Cut power to computer, death is better than playing tetris with that jumbled mess.
  • edited November 2008
    You can't. Your stuck inside it.
  • edited November 2008
    You can reason with the internet to restore its faith in organic lifeforms. It worked with Sam&Max Reality 2.0.
  • edited November 2008
    Sorry, that won't work either.
  • edited November 2008
    combine iPod and DS to make iPoDS, then combine Mario with Led Zeppelin to make 1 Blazing Fireball guitar attack, then use B.F.B.G.A. on messed up internet. that should do it.
  • edited November 2008
    Uh, your a block still. You have no hands.

    C'mon, there's someone around here you can talk too!
  • edited November 2008
    Well Homestar has no arms and hands, yet he still manages to pick stuff up. Come on, man! Try to think outside "the box" for a change.
  • edited November 2008
    FINE.

    You do that, and now you wasted 2 of the coolest things you'll get in this game.

    It makes a portal, but it's missing something.
  • edited November 2008
    wait i thought it would make the fireball attack thing.
  • edited November 2008
    Yeah, yeah, that too.
  • edited November 2008
    > realise the fireball attack thing has been blocked by a fire wall.
  • edited November 2008
    Um, yeah. That stopped the portal from working.

    Seriously, guys! IS IT THAT HARD TO TALK TO A CHARACTER BESIDES AWESOME MAN!?!
  • edited November 2008
    > talk to everyone, even yourself...and the fire wall.
  • edited November 2008
    >Talk to the anime guy
  • edited December 2008
    You talk to him, and he says to throw him through there, too.

    You do, and your back in your universe (you can go back in later)!

    Picture soon.
  • edited December 2008
    There's a buncha blood everywhere. And a poster in your room. When did that get there? There's some thing on the floor too...

    hosnap.jpg
  • edited December 2008
    >Look at the thing on the floor
  • edited December 2008
    But first you comment on the murder scene...

    >Response: Eeew! This is horrible! I'd seen a monkey with it's head in a blender that has better aesthetics than this guy's bloody handiwork.
  • edited December 2008
    Oh crap.

    picture.php?albumid=178&pictureid=1095
  • edited December 2008
    >Get the blood away from the poster
    >Call the police and medic NOW
  • edited December 2008
    >then you eat the murder scene so no one will find out you did it (even the weapons and body and stuff)
  • edited April 2009
    > Do CPR on the guy
  • edited April 2009
    >Brainwash yourself so you somehow think you killed the guy, then turn yourself in.
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