Thy Dungeonman: Thy Sillieth Adventure

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  • edited December 2008
    > go HOME
  • edited December 2008
    >Go Not Dennis
  • edited December 2008
    Ye may only goeth East, or North if thou has a KEY!!!
  • edited December 2008
    >Go Noth
  • edited December 2008
    >Go North

    *cough, cough* Ok. Oh, wait. Ye door is locked. Ye needeth a way to open it.
  • edited December 2008
    Your comment origianally said and i quote "Or Noth if thou has a KEY!!!"
  • edited December 2008
    > Go freakith West already
  • edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Go freakith West already

    Ye runneth into thy wall. Dumb idea.
  • edited December 2008
    > Break through wall with the power giveth to thee by ye flask
  • edited December 2008
    Your comment origianally said and i quote "Or Noth if thou has a KEY!!!"

    Ye cannot go Noth from here.
  • edited December 2008
    > Look for key and open North younder door
  • edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Break through wall with the power giveth to thee by ye flask

    Ye hath already broken thy nose ONCE that way. Ye refuseth to do it again.
  • edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Look for key and open North younder door

    Ye already has ye key!
  • edited December 2008
    > Open North younder door and prepare to fight boss
  • edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Open North younder door and prepare to fight boss

    Ye hath not used ye key on ye door yet...
  • edited December 2008
    > Use ye key on ye door, prepare to fight boss, open ye door, and enter
  • edited December 2008
    > use the ****ing key on the ****ing door
  • edited December 2008
    > use the ****ing key on the ****ing door

    I cannot understand you. Profanity is for losers. Winners don't make swears.
    > Use ye key on ye door, prepare to fight boss, open ye door, and enter
    Ye hath done all this now.
    Ye seeth no boss in thy room.
    In fact, ye seeth nothing in thy room!
    Ye may only go south from here...
  • edited December 2008
    > Look for any invisible objects to room
  • edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Look for any invisible objects to room

    Ye beith too lazy. Ye wants to go SOUTH...
  • edited December 2008
    > Go South until ye runs into any foreign object/cliff
  • edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Go South until ye runs into any foreign object/cliff

    Ye tries to leave ye dump, but suddenly ye gates block thy path!!! Ye turns around and...
    IT'S PHANTOM RIPBERGER!
    He may be not-real, but this guy can still fire thy arse!!!
    He glares at you with hollowed eyes, and dips ye stamp in ye blood-red ink. Ye stamp reads: "FIRED!!!"
    Ye knows that ye has only... uh... 4 shots at this before ye can kiss thy job goodbye.
    How will thou fight?
  • edited December 2008
    >Flip him off
    Or...
    >Make him him Do a barrel roll!
  • edited December 2008
    >Flip him off
    Or...
    >Make him him Do a barrel roll!

    He beith a Phantom! He cannot beith affected by ye living.

    (Psst! Think about what is in ye INVENTORY!!!)

    Ye hath only 3 shots at this!!!
  • edited December 2008
    > use contents of ye flask, whicheth is probably a "phantom killer" chemical.

    I've been talking in thy language too long I needeth to stop soon.
  • edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > use contents of ye flask, whicheth is probably a "phantom killer" chemical.

    Thou knoweth ye flask holdeth ye invisible ink revealer! Still, ye throweth ye flask at ye Phantom Ripberger, anydangway...eth.
    He recoileth at ye touch of ye flask, and ye flask breaketh, spilling ye contents.
    He screameth as his face melteth off his head.
    He collaspeth, dead.
    His remains turneth into the second portion of ye MAP.
    Meh, it beith of no use, now that ye knows ye should've gone NORTH back hither.
    Ye also collecteth ye "FIRED!!!" STAMP, because ye wisheth ye battle was fruitful.
    (+35 points)
    Ye spies a blue HALO.
    What woulds thou do?
  • edited December 2008
    > use FIRED!!! STAMP on HALO
  • edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > use FIRED!!! STAMP on HALO

    No, it does it's job well. Ye should fire only things that are costing ye lots of gold coins, or that are of no use to ye.
  • edited December 2008
    > get FLASK REMAINS, they mayeth come in useful.
  • edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > get FLASK REMAINS, they mayeth come in useful.

    Ew, no! They haveth Boss Cooties on them!
  • edited December 2008
    > use FIRED!!! STAMP on FLASK REMAINS.
  • edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > use FIRED!!! STAMP on FLASK REMAINS.

    They beith retired.
  • edited December 2008
    > Raiseth thy hands and shouteth 'Bringeth on thy wall!'
  • edited December 2008
    Yellowtail wrote: »
    > Raiseth thy hands and shouteth 'Bringeth on thy wall!'

    No.
  • edited December 2008
    >findeth the stupidth ye flaask!!!!!!!!
  • edited December 2008
    > wonder how to get out of ye room, as ye door haseth not yet been revealed to beopen.
  • edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > wonder how to get out of ye room, as ye door haseth not yet been revealed to beopen.

    Ye needeth to play more video games with dungeon bosses. Otherwise, thou would have known how to use ye blue HALO.
  • edited December 2008
    > Find Index and activate blue Halo
  • edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    > Find Index and activate blue Halo

    Oh fer ye love of-
    JUST STEPETH INTO YE HALO, ALREADY!!!
  • edited December 2008
    > stepeth BACKWARDS from ye halo, just to not progress thy game, then get boredeth of being thy disobedient, and actually step into halo.
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