An unoriginal EVIL adventure

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  • edited December 2008
    You walk out and what a coincidense a puppy walked by you. You throw a match on the adorable thing but you forgot to light it.
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    > Make the puppy your other evil sidekick!
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    You grab said puppy and hug it and love it and call it George.
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    > Raise it into an evil dog that obeys your every command and use him to kill anyone that get on your nerves or to help test your experiments in replacement of your other evil sidekick when he's on vacation
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    You try to and the puppy slaps you.
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    >Slap the puppy back.
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    You slap said puppy you end up in a slap fight against a dog. Smooth -_-
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    > train the puppy to bring you something that used to be alive, when you snap your fingers
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    > go buy a DVD of a "screamer" (you know, one of those things where you're watching something, then a face comes up and screams), and show it to everyone you can find.
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    > go buy a DVD of a "screamer" (you know, one of those things where you're watching something, then a face comes up and screams), and show it to everyone you can find.
    and
    > train the puppy to bring you something that used to be alive, when you snap your fingers
    NO!
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    > torture someone for eternity, exept on tea breaks.
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    You go back inside and see your ASSISTANT tie'd to the table next to the GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN.
    Torture him Y/N?
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    > feed assistant to GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN
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    >You throw your former ASSISTANT into the GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN's mouth. You're now as evil as the AVGN.
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    驚くばかりのため!!! 悪のため!!!
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    Snicklin wrote: »
    私は穀物を好む。

    Wut
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    > call up the AVGN and call him incompetent. Then ask if he would like to review YOUR FIST! If he says yes, take a note that reads: "need to remember to punch the AVGN".
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    You call him on a convieniently placed phone. He say's he'd rather [CENSORED] a munkey covered in [CENSORED]. You hang up immediately.
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    驚くばかりのため!!! 悪のため!!!

    Translation: For awesome!!! For evil!!!

    I translated it off of Dictionary.com

    Cool, huh? I use it a lot.
  • edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    驚くばかりのため!!! 悪のため!!!

    Translation: For awesome!!! For evil!!!

    I translated it off of Dictionary.com

    Cool, huh? I use it a lot.

    Cool!
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    > Build a giant diabolical robot!!!
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    You try but you can't find the correct items. I'll give you a hint what you're suppost to do try using *Blank* on the GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN.
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    After taking the stuff and leaving you find yourself in some sort of lab. You see a CHICK strapped to a table, various CHEMICALS, and a PORTABLE TV.

    By chick did you mean this chick?

    picture.php?albumid=143&pictureid=1142

    Or this chick?

    24005.jpg

    Anywatts,

    > Use robot to raid Japan
  • edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    By chick did you mean this chick?

    picture.php?albumid=143&pictureid=1142

    That one.
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    > Use robot to raid Japan
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    You don't have a robot!
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    Oops, I meant,

    > Look in your basement
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    You check a door with basement painted on it in there you see a large collection of CHEMICALS.
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    > Is there a ROBOSAPIEN anywhere?
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    No. Just CHEMICALS.
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    > Mix the chemicals together to make this supra potion, (yes, I said supra) then drink it and raid Tokyo with your new powers
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    You drink it and you find out it's a shrinking POTION. You are then attack'd by angry roaches. GAME OVER. You return from the save point which was before you drank the POTION.
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    > Make a flying elixr and drink it.

    > SAVE GAME
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    You make said ELIXER and save you drink it and you're flying! You then get sucked into a jet engine, smooth. -_-
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    > Retry from SAVE POINT and fly to Peru
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    You retry and get attack'd by birds.
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    > Throw BLUE ROCK in your inventory at birds
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    > you do so and miss. The birds chase after it.
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    > SAVE GAME

    > Continue to fly to Peru
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    You save and arrive in Peru. You see several ROCKS, a THUG, and a POT.
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