*Q: What kind of underwear and socks do zombies wear?
A: Haaaanes!
*Zombie 1: "Hey who's keys are those?"
Zombie 2: "Jaaaaanes"
*"I was walking by a zombie optomitrist store and they had a sale on 2 for 1 fraaaaaames!"
*"My zombie friend just bought a xbox 360 from eb gaaaaames!"
*"A zombie once went to see the magic of David Blaaaaaaaaine!"
*"A Chinese zombie once approached me and said "Zhai shun shuo zeeeeeiinnss!"
*Q: What did the zombie buy from the jewelery store?
A: Gold chaaaaains!
*Q: Why did the Zombie have hunger pangs?
A: Because he had gone 2 weeks without braiiiiiiiins!
*A stampede of zombies crashed a party and the cops showed up. There were bodies all over the place. The cop said, "Let's get outta here, this party is dead."
Its sad that people automatically dislike just because Ellie is mentioned. Its like Clementine is the only young girl game character and no one else is allowed to be mentioned...
Okay, with this, i give all i got.
Stupid Zombie Jokes
*Q: What do zombie cows eat?
A: Graaaaiiins!
*Q: What is a zombies prefer… moreed mode of transport?
A: Traaaiiins!
*Q: What kind of underwear and socks do zombies wear?
A: Haaaanes!
*Zombie 1: "Hey who's keys are those?"
Zombie 2: "Jaaaaanes"
*"I was walking by a zombie optomitrist store and they had a sale on 2 for 1 fraaaaaames!"
*"My zombie friend just bought a xbox 360 from eb gaaaaames!"
*"A zombie once went to see the magic of David Blaaaaaaaaine!"
*"A Chinese zombie once approached me and said "Zhai shun shuo zeeeeeiinnss!"
*Q: What did the zombie buy from the jewelery store?
A: Gold chaaaaains!
*Q: Why did the Zombie have hunger pangs?
A: Because he had gone 2 weeks without braiiiiiiiins!
*A stampede of zombies crashed a party and the cops showed up. There were bodies all over the place. The cop said, "Let's get outta here, this party is dead."
Okay, with this, i give all i got.
Stupid Zombie Jokes
*Q: What do zombie cows eat?
A: Graaaaiiins!
*Q: What is a zombies prefer… moreed mode of transport?
A: Traaaiiins!
*Q: What kind of underwear and socks do zombies wear?
A: Haaaanes!
*Zombie 1: "Hey who's keys are those?"
Zombie 2: "Jaaaaanes"
*"I was walking by a zombie optomitrist store and they had a sale on 2 for 1 fraaaaaames!"
*"My zombie friend just bought a xbox 360 from eb gaaaaames!"
*"A zombie once went to see the magic of David Blaaaaaaaaine!"
*"A Chinese zombie once approached me and said "Zhai shun shuo zeeeeeiinnss!"
*Q: What did the zombie buy from the jewelery store?
A: Gold chaaaaains!
*Q: Why did the Zombie have hunger pangs?
A: Because he had gone 2 weeks without braiiiiiiiins!
*A stampede of zombies crashed a party and the cops showed up. There were bodies all over the place. The cop said, "Let's get outta here, this party is dead."
Comments
Clem: My right sock is soaked. If you see one, i could use a shoe
Lee: Bless you.
Clem: Lee, seriously, there's a hole in my shoe.
Lee: Mine, too, Clem. It's how i get my foot inside.
Post more comments or I'm going to have you do it In Harm's Way!
I can't stop laughing at these Episode Themed puns..
Do what you want cause a pirate is free. YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Clem: Hey, Lee? I'm hungry. Can you make me a sandwich?
Lee: Abracadabra! You're a sandwich!
Clem: I haven't bathed in days. How do i smell, Lee?
Lee: With your nose, Clem!
So Eddie runs it over!
Lee: Hey, Clem, did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?
Clem: Is he all right now?
Ben: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me.
Kenny: It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
In this forum you'll find a troll around every corner.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Okay, with this, i give all i got.
Stupid Zombie Jokes
*Q: What do zombie cows eat?
A: Graaaaiiins!
*Q: What is a zombies prefered mode of transport?
A: Traaaiiins!
*Q: What kind of underwear and socks do zombies wear?
A: Haaaanes!
*Zombie 1: "Hey who's keys are those?"
Zombie 2: "Jaaaaanes"
*"I was walking by a zombie optomitrist store and they had a sale on 2 for 1 fraaaaaames!"
*"My zombie friend just bought a xbox 360 from eb gaaaaames!"
*"A zombie once went to see the magic of David Blaaaaaaaaine!"
*"A Chinese zombie once approached me and said "Zhai shun shuo zeeeeeiinnss!"
*Q: What did the zombie buy from the jewelery store?
A: Gold chaaaaains!
*Q: Why did the Zombie have hunger pangs?
A: Because he had gone 2 weeks without braiiiiiiiins!
*A stampede of zombies crashed a party and the cops showed up. There were bodies all over the place. The cop said, "Let's get outta here, this party is dead."
Its sad that people automatically dislike just because Ellie is mentioned. Its like Clementine is the only young girl game character and no one else is allowed to be mentioned...
But yeah i loved that part of the game!
A meal that big in the zombie apocalypse must have cost them an arm and a leg!
You are a pirate.
IT IS YOU :P
What's a pirate minus the ship?
You posted more Than one page of jokes and puns!Thats impressive! :O
Thank you. Well, what's impressive is the quantity, not the quality. I only have shitty puns at hand.
You mean the other way?Quality is impressive,and quantity is not? :P
Your punny azlyn
D'aww, thanks, guys!
Well... Since almost all mah puns are done, i should visit the pun-factory. See ya, fellas!
*puts on hat and takes the umbrella, dancing into the horizon *
I just finished playing In harms way.
What a masterpiece.
You all will be playing it super soon.
You're having fun with puns.
Yes, sir.
Sarah,don't look!
I gotta pick-up line!Here it is: "Hey girl,wanna play twd episodes early?" 100% works on twd fans!will probably not work if not a fan.
Just a creative homeless guy.
Did... Did you just make a dad joke?
YES
I guess if a zombie got an awkward boner in public they could say it was just Rigor Mortis.
Jus' 'ayin.
My brother and I are having a "Bad Zombie Joke" Competition.
Brother:What does a vegetarian zombie say? "GRAAAAIIIINS."
Me:What does a weatherman zombie say? "Gee, it looks like it might RAAAAIIIIN."
Brother:What does an angsty zombie say? "This is so LAAAAAME."
Me:What does an unshaven zombie say? "My beard is so long it looks like a MAAAAANNNE."
Brother:What does a forgetful zombie say? "Excuse me, sir, but I've forgotten your NAAAAAME."
Me:What does a celebrity zombie say? "I have so much FAAAAAME."
Brother:What does a blind zombie say? "Oh no, I lost my CAAAAANE."
Me:What does a conductor zombie say? "I drive a TRAIIIIIN."
Brother:What does a flight attendant zombie say? "Everybody out of the PLAAAAAANE!"
Me:What does a zombie say to the dog trainer: "Hey, your dogs are so TAAAAAAAAAME"
Brother:What did the zombie staying at the hotel say? "This floor is dirty, someone call the MAAIIID"
Me:What does a rude zombie say? "How much do you WEEIIIGH?"
Brother:What did the cashier zombie say? "hey, you forgot to PAAAAAAAY"
Me:What do zombie horses eat? "HAAAAAAAAY"
Brother:What did the mad scientist zombie say? "Watch out or I'll shoot you with my DEATH RAAAAAAY"
Me:What did the nanny zombie say? "Okay kids, time to go outside and PLAAAAY"
Brother:What does a Canadian zombie say? "EEEEEEEH"
Me:What did the zombie think about the movie he just saw? "It was OKAAAAAAAY"
Brother:It's never going to end is it?
Me:Nope.
The baby zombie asks her mother: “Mommy, do I have daddy’s eyes?”
“Yes you do honey. Now eat them before they get cold!”
What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist.