MY silly adventure

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  • edited December 2008
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > try "twenty-three and one twenty-fifth", "23.04", "23.2", and "23".

    (PS: if the answer is 23, then I'm scared. The number is after me!)

    nope, nope, nope and nope, they are not the passwords either.
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > also, read hint card.

    "the number of vortexes is not important, as that was not the question."
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > also, steal one of the turtles little hats.

    they do not take kindly to that and break your arm in 5 and a ninth different places.
  • edited December 2008
    >Fix your arm
  • edited December 2008
    >Fix your arm

    what a brilliant suggestion, exept you end up breaking it further. should of leart how to fix arms, huh?
  • edited December 2008
    > turn VERY smart so you know how to fix your arm without breaking it more
    then
    > fix arm
  • edited December 2008
    > turn VERY smart so you know how to fix your arm without breaking it more
    then
    > fix arm

    quick reference to earlier...
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    How are you meant to do that? Oh, and you now know everything in the world...exept how to solve these puzzles, better luck next time.

    and fixing your arm is part of solving a puzzle, so you can't do that.:D
  • edited December 2008
    i said get smart enough to know how to fix your arm! since you are so smart it wouldn't take long to figure it out!
  • edited December 2008
    i said get smart enough to know how to fix your arm! since you are so smart it wouldn't take long to figure it out!

    maybe not knowing how to fix it is part of the puzzle, maybe you're not meant to fix it yet.:D
  • edited December 2008
    > find out how to cheat
    after you do:
    > cheat to fix your arm
  • edited December 2008
    > find out how to cheat
    after you do:
    > cheat to fix your arm

    you try to find out how to cheat, but the hospital has got hold of your laptop and filtered all the cheat websites, better luck next time.
    maybe you should work on getting into the storage room, oh, and now all the turtles have gone to sleep.
  • edited December 2008
    > take turtle hat
  • edited December 2008
    > take turtle hat

    you better not, there is a GUARD FRACTION sitting there, probably trained to kill whoever takes someone elses hat. (clue for later...'d)
  • edited December 2008
    >buy a hat

    >ask a random person to steal your hat while the guard is watching them

    >while the guard is killing them steal the turtle hat
  • edited December 2008
    >buy a hat

    there is no-one here that will allow you to buy a hat from them, and there is no escape.
    >ask a random person to steal your hat while the guard is watching them

    there is no-one awake here.
    >while the guard is killing them steal the turtle hat

    hmm...maybe you should REALLY work on getting into the storage room, and one of the turtles are sleeptalking.
  • edited December 2008
    >Listen to the turtle
    >Go into the storage room
    I don't care if there's a puzzle in the way, just go in!!
  • edited December 2008
    >Listen to the turtle

    you listen to the turtle, he is saying "I'm four quarters sure that the code is 0, because there's no portals, only vortexes.
    >Go into the storage room
    I don't care if there's a puzzle in the way, just go in!!

    you type in the code and enter the storage room, but you see eyes staring at you out of the corner of the room.
  • edited December 2008
    >Kill the eyes!!
  • edited December 2008
    >Kill the eyes!!

    you try, but you get pused over by the turtle that the eyes belonged to. The turtle runs out of the room, taking all of the vortexes in the room with him and firing a gun about, you better stop him, on the floor is NO-ONES HAT.
  • edited December 2008
    > take NO-ONE'S HAT! (I mean it! Not ever again!)

    > Make friends with hostile turtle.

    > Buy hostile turtle a cold one.

    > In case that doesn't work (or results in even more broken limbs or pierced flesh) look at gun, and try to assess wether it would make sense to wait for him to run out of ammo.

    > If it wouldn't make sense, run after him, but keep a safe distance.
  • edited December 2008
    >Have the evil turtle steal your hat
  • edited December 2008
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > take NO-ONE'S HAT! (I mean it! Not ever again!)

    You cannot take NO-ONE'S HAT, as when you take it, it becomes YOUR HAT, so you take YOUR HAT instead.
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > Make friends with hostile turtle.

    Not yet, all in due time.
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > Buy hostile turtle a cold one.

    He's too busy being insane to accept your offer.
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > In case that doesn't work (or results in even more broken limbs or pierced flesh) look at gun, and try to assess wether it would make sense to wait for him to run out of ammo.

    OH NO! He used an infinate ammo cheat.
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > If it wouldn't make sense, run after him, but keep a safe distance.

    You do so not will can't do that.
    Yes, I don't understand that either.
    >Have the evil turtle steal your hat

    He steals your hat, and gets viciously attacked, you get VORTEX.
  • edited December 2008
    > place your hat into the vortex and see what happens, unless you need the hat for something else.
  • edited December 2008
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > place your hat into the vortex and see what happens, unless you need the hat for something else.

    you have no hat, it was eaten before the insane turtle was attacked.
    hmm...I wonder where the vortex even leads.
  • edited December 2008
    > read hint card.

    > save game.

    > jump into vortex, unless the hint card causes you to think better of this.
  • edited December 2008
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > read hint card.

    you have none left.
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > save game.

    great idea...oh, file corrupted...

    KIDDING! you save your game.
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > jump into vortex, unless the hint card causes you to think better of this.

    you jump in the vortex, and end up in a small room with one door, leading outside, you take the vortex you exited from in case you want to come back to the hospital later.
  • edited December 2008
    > Taking the exit vortex was a great idea!

    > Oops... I guess that wasn't actually a command.

    > And neither was that one.

    > Or that one.

    > I better stop this.

    > Uh, anyway... go outside.
  • edited December 2008
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > Taking the exit vortex was a great idea!

    > Oops... I guess that wasn't actually a command.

    > And neither was that one.

    > Or that one.

    > I better stop this.

    > Uh, anyway... go outside.

    you exit the building, and fall 600 feet to the ground (well, technically 603 and a half, but I don't want to act like those turtles).
    you lose your sense of sight, hearing, taste and balance, and you already lost touch from your broken arm. you now have only smell left. you smell...grass...and air...and a river...and something that will get your senses back, but where are these things?
  • edited December 2008
    >Follow the scent to the thing that will give you your senses back
  • edited December 2008
    >Follow the scent to the thing that will give you your senses back

    you know it's there, but your sense of smell isn't advanced enough to tell where it is.
    your inventory contains: laptop, vortex, boat and chewing gum (you found the chewing gum under the hospital bed).
  • edited December 2008
    >Read hint card
    Oh, wait. You're blind.
    >Chew gum
  • edited December 2008
    >Read hint card
    Oh, wait. You're blind.
    >Chew gum

    you put the gum near your mouth in an attempt to chew it, but you find it's strongly scented, this could be useful.
  • edited December 2008
    >Check to see if the hint card is in braille
  • edited December 2008
    >Check to see if the hint card is in braille

    nope, instead, it's a machine that beams what it says right into your mind.
    "scented chewing gum? throw that stuff away!"
  • edited December 2008
    >Throw the gum somewhere
  • edited December 2008
    >Throw the gum somewhere

    you throw it somewhere...that stuff is so strong that you can smell where it is.
  • edited December 2008
    > Crawl to the gum

    > Throw the gum

    > Crawl to the gum

    > Throw the gum

    > Crawl to the gum

    > Repeat until any other viable option presents itself
  • edited December 2008
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > Crawl to the gum

    > Throw the gum

    > Crawl to the gum

    > Throw the gum

    > Crawl to the gum

    > Repeat until any other viable option presents itself

    you keep throwing it and following it until you find that it's attached to the thing that gives your senses back. When your senses are back, you find that the insane turtle has followed you, better run.
    surroundings: river, air.
    inventory: BROKEN VORTEX, BOAT, LAPTOP.
  • edited December 2008
    > Throw the laptop into the river. :D :) :o :eek: I mean, the boat! Throw the boat into the river!

    > Board the laptop, I mean boat.
  • edited December 2008
    Ugly Bird wrote: »
    > Throw the laptop into the river. :D :) :o :eek: I mean, the boat! Throw the boat into the river!

    > Board the laptop, I mean boat.

    picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1262

    well, that laptop...I mean boat wasn't anywhere near as good as you expected. you board it anyway.

    picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1263

    OH MY...HOW? THAT'S HUGE! WHY DID THIS NEVER GET MENTIONED BEFORE? I MEAN, YOU WOULD THINK THIS WOULD GET A HIGH PRIORITY IN WHAT SHOULD BE TOLD WOULDN'T YOU? BUT THIS? THIS IS INSANE! I QUIT!


    well...until episode 3 anyway...
    ...to be continued...
    okay, before I can start episode 3, I need ideas.
  • edited December 2008
    Have an enormous boss battle
    Epic cut scene
    Dramatic ending
    "To be continued.."
    Deleted scenes?
  • edited December 2008
    Extended play, please
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