Kenny is love. Kenny is life.
I was only 9 years old
I loved Kenny so much, I had all the mullets and hats
I pray to Kenny every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Kenny is love" I say; "Kenny is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Kenny
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Kenny
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "You're gonna ride my boat."
He grabs me with his powerful redneck hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for Kenny
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Kenny
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Kenny
He screeches something about boats and mustaches as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Kenny looks him straight in the eyes and says "Fuckin' urbans.''
Kenny leaves through my window
Kenny is love. Kenny is life.
Comments
Dude, I'm....kind of disgusted but at the same time I'm laughing my ass off.
Well played,I guess...?
Kenny is lies.
If anyone is heavily weirded out by this, it came from this video. Doesn't make it any less creepy though.
edited so its now easy to read
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I...
Um...
Uh...
I've got nothing.
Still a better love story then twilight.
I agree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
Wow so people down voting people who don't like this? I'm confused. Sure its a little funny but overall its kind of disgusting.
Funny, I guess, but now...
Holy shit I love that. I'm sure I've seen an actual model swap of Bigby on the pole in EP2
Yeah, but that's him with his shirt on.
Man I love Archer, I haven't watched it in ages either. Might get at it again soon.
After actually reading the post I've come to a revelation. Kenny fanboys suck.
NO THEY DON'T!
Face it brah you'll never grow a stache as powerful as Kenny's.
I've got proof....
I don't need one. I've got these great things called brain cells.
ur dunn kid do u even lift ur fuct now i lift 50 pounds i got ur info fite me irl fukken fag gona fuk u up
But actually being serious, I admit some Kenny fanboys are fucking stupid, but I just really like his character and thought posting this would be funny.
u wot m8 il fokn rek u sware on me mum don u talk sht bout kenny
Flawed characters with actual personality > Superhero characters with no personality.
Everyone can have an opinion, no need for this to turn into a flame war.
Well, this is a knockoff of a 'fanfic' of sorts I guess about Shrek. It's basically exactly the same only with Shrek references instead of Kenny references. I'm not sure where that emerged but it's a meme.
If that was a bumper sticker, I'd stick it right here on my desk.
You have an interesting sense of humor. I commend your.... originality.
Nah they don't suck, that's too mean.
It's just lots of them unfortunately post too much about him on the forums.
The worst are those who accept everything he does as gospel and think he is ALWAYS right.
Like dudes, Kenny is human, not perfect! His humanity is something you're supposed to like about him, you shouldn't just blindly follow everything he does!
Also, the problem is mainly caused by a few heretic supporters on the forum: they misrepresent his real fanbase unfairly.
That is... beautiful. :')
What is this? I don't even...
Then Shrek fanboys also suck.
If you do any others replace Onion with Duck
No. Suck is a fine word to use. But any fanboys suck, doesn't matter what they fan over haha. It just so happens that Kenny fanboys are the most prevalent on the forum, as you said. I'm fine with fans of his character.
"Fuckin' Urbans,"
I'm dying right now.
False proof. Manufactured in a Clean Shaven Supremacy group.
Dude, there's no point to really argue anymore, if you don't like Kenny or his fans you shouldn't of even come to this thread in the first place. People fanboy over him because he's a cool character, case closed.
Proof is proof
Foking the Dark age of the Law or what. The Mustache shall prevail.
What makes you think I don't like Kenny or his fans?
I find the fanboys annoying.
The mustache has already been defeated.
i saw the shrek one a few days before this so i had to put gloves on before i clicked this thread