MP NO!!!!! But yay so many introductions! And I fought... Got beat down though...
Come on.. Guilty and Stache can handle Sanden. (What is Tyranitar up to?...)
Comfort LeeTheProfessional and the Girl/ Keep Raging Blades out of the fight
HARPADARPA
HELP MASTER PSYCHIC. PULL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS OFF OF HIM.
"GET OFF HIM!" I ran up to the two beating the hell out of MP, an… mored flat out football punted one of them in the fucking face. Then I tackled the other. I got in a punch or two before the other one got up. I hopped off of the guy underneath me, and I prepared to fight. One of them took out a gun, and shot MP in the throat, never breaking eye contact with me. I responded by pulling out my revolver and shooting him in the shoulder.
"HOLY FUCK!" Someone in the courtroom that MP tried to run from shouted. Leetheprofessional and some girl stepped out. "HARP?" Pro looked like shit. He had a black eye, and a bandaged arm, and a bandage around his midsection. The girl didn't have a black eye or anything, but she did have a bandage around her shoulder.
The other big guy tackled me while I was distracted. He started to absolutely wail on me. One hit after another fucked me u… [view original content]
HARPADARPA
HELP MASTER PSYCHIC. PULL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS OFF OF HIM.
"GET OFF HIM!" I ran up to the two beating the hell out of MP, an… mored flat out football punted one of them in the fucking face. Then I tackled the other. I got in a punch or two before the other one got up. I hopped off of the guy underneath me, and I prepared to fight. One of them took out a gun, and shot MP in the throat, never breaking eye contact with me. I responded by pulling out my revolver and shooting him in the shoulder.
"HOLY FUCK!" Someone in the courtroom that MP tried to run from shouted. Leetheprofessional and some girl stepped out. "HARP?" Pro looked like shit. He had a black eye, and a bandaged arm, and a bandage around his midsection. The girl didn't have a black eye or anything, but she did have a bandage around her shoulder.
The other big guy tackled me while I was distracted. He started to absolutely wail on me. One hit after another fucked me u… [view original content]
HARPADARPA
HELP MASTER PSYCHIC. PULL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS OFF OF HIM.
"GET OFF HIM!" I ran up to the two beating the hell out of MP, an… mored flat out football punted one of them in the fucking face. Then I tackled the other. I got in a punch or two before the other one got up. I hopped off of the guy underneath me, and I prepared to fight. One of them took out a gun, and shot MP in the throat, never breaking eye contact with me. I responded by pulling out my revolver and shooting him in the shoulder.
"HOLY FUCK!" Someone in the courtroom that MP tried to run from shouted. Leetheprofessional and some girl stepped out. "HARP?" Pro looked like shit. He had a black eye, and a bandaged arm, and a bandage around his midsection. The girl didn't have a black eye or anything, but she did have a bandage around her shoulder.
The other big guy tackled me while I was distracted. He started to absolutely wail on me. One hit after another fucked me u… [view original content]
HARPADARPA
HELP MASTER PSYCHIC. PULL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS OFF OF HIM.
"GET OFF HIM!" I ran up to the two beating the hell out of MP, an… mored flat out football punted one of them in the fucking face. Then I tackled the other. I got in a punch or two before the other one got up. I hopped off of the guy underneath me, and I prepared to fight. One of them took out a gun, and shot MP in the throat, never breaking eye contact with me. I responded by pulling out my revolver and shooting him in the shoulder.
"HOLY FUCK!" Someone in the courtroom that MP tried to run from shouted. Leetheprofessional and some girl stepped out. "HARP?" Pro looked like shit. He had a black eye, and a bandaged arm, and a bandage around his midsection. The girl didn't have a black eye or anything, but she did have a bandage around her shoulder.
The other big guy tackled me while I was distracted. He started to absolutely wail on me. One hit after another fucked me u… [view original content]
HARPADARPA
HELP MASTER PSYCHIC. PULL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS OFF OF HIM.
"GET OFF HIM!" I ran up to the two beating the hell out of MP, an… mored flat out football punted one of them in the fucking face. Then I tackled the other. I got in a punch or two before the other one got up. I hopped off of the guy underneath me, and I prepared to fight. One of them took out a gun, and shot MP in the throat, never breaking eye contact with me. I responded by pulling out my revolver and shooting him in the shoulder.
"HOLY FUCK!" Someone in the courtroom that MP tried to run from shouted. Leetheprofessional and some girl stepped out. "HARP?" Pro looked like shit. He had a black eye, and a bandaged arm, and a bandage around his midsection. The girl didn't have a black eye or anything, but she did have a bandage around her shoulder.
The other big guy tackled me while I was distracted. He started to absolutely wail on me. One hit after another fucked me u… [view original content]
HARPADARPA
HELP MASTER PSYCHIC. PULL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS OFF OF HIM.
"GET OFF HIM!" I ran up to the two beating the hell out of MP, an… mored flat out football punted one of them in the fucking face. Then I tackled the other. I got in a punch or two before the other one got up. I hopped off of the guy underneath me, and I prepared to fight. One of them took out a gun, and shot MP in the throat, never breaking eye contact with me. I responded by pulling out my revolver and shooting him in the shoulder.
"HOLY FUCK!" Someone in the courtroom that MP tried to run from shouted. Leetheprofessional and some girl stepped out. "HARP?" Pro looked like shit. He had a black eye, and a bandaged arm, and a bandage around his midsection. The girl didn't have a black eye or anything, but she did have a bandage around her shoulder.
The other big guy tackled me while I was distracted. He started to absolutely wail on me. One hit after another fucked me u… [view original content]
To be one hundred percent honest, I've forgotten what that's from. It's just in my repertoire of cool phrases. And on top of that, I fucked it up. Hold on, I'm gonna fix that.
Harp: HELP FIGHT SANDEN AND BRING RAGING BLADES WITH ME (I hope it won't hurt Raging..)
"The girl seemed stirred, but not shaken." Liked the reference.
AWESOME STORY MAN!
Thanks for thinking about my safety. (You make me feel bad for voting for AusZombie... I guess to make up in my thread you get extended life time !!)
I guess I could get hurt though because the choice mentions bringing me so I must have some importance in the fight? But I said what're we going to do so ultimately my character will do whatever Harp chooses.
Harp: HELP FIGHT SANDEN AND BRING RAGING BLADES WITH ME (I hope it won't hurt Raging..)
"The girl seemed stirred, but not shaken." Liked the reference.
AWESOME STORY MAN!
HARPADARPA
HELP MASTER PSYCHIC. PULL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS OFF OF HIM.
"GET OFF HIM!" I ran up to the two beating the hell out of MP, an… mored flat out football punted one of them in the fucking face. Then I tackled the other. I got in a punch or two before the other one got up. I hopped off of the guy underneath me, and I prepared to fight. One of them took out a gun, and shot MP in the throat, never breaking eye contact with me. I responded by pulling out my revolver and shooting him in the shoulder.
"HOLY FUCK!" Someone in the courtroom that MP tried to run from shouted. Leetheprofessional and some girl stepped out. "HARP?" Pro looked like shit. He had a black eye, and a bandaged arm, and a bandage around his midsection. The girl didn't have a black eye or anything, but she did have a bandage around her shoulder.
The other big guy tackled me while I was distracted. He started to absolutely wail on me. One hit after another fucked me u… [view original content]
HARPADARPA
HELP MASTER PSYCHIC. PULL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS OFF OF HIM.
"GET OFF HIM!" I ran up to the two beating the hell out of MP, an… mored flat out football punted one of them in the fucking face. Then I tackled the other. I got in a punch or two before the other one got up. I hopped off of the guy underneath me, and I prepared to fight. One of them took out a gun, and shot MP in the throat, never breaking eye contact with me. I responded by pulling out my revolver and shooting him in the shoulder.
"HOLY FUCK!" Someone in the courtroom that MP tried to run from shouted. Leetheprofessional and some girl stepped out. "HARP?" Pro looked like shit. He had a black eye, and a bandaged arm, and a bandage around his midsection. The girl didn't have a black eye or anything, but she did have a bandage around her shoulder.
The other big guy tackled me while I was distracted. He started to absolutely wail on me. One hit after another fucked me u… [view original content]
Sorry. There were so many votes so quickly. I figured that was everybody who would vote, because so far, the average has been five. Next time, I'll keep it open longer. Just out of curiosity, what would you have voted for?
Sorry. There were so many votes so quickly. I figured that was everybody who would vote, because so far, the average has been five. Next time, I'll keep it open longer. Just out of curiosity, what would you have voted for?
I pushed myself off of the ground and got one last good look at my former college roommate. What a shit way to go. I almost wanted to stop and grieve, but there was no time, just like with Graysonn, and his whole plane of friends, push that mourning to the side and deal with the consequences later.
I grabbed a piece of glass off the floor, and I went to work. My first several cuts were on his back. He screamed, and turned to me, but when he wound up to punch me, dad caught his arm, and punched him in the side of his ribs. Raging came in with a wild flying kick. Sanden dove out of the way in time, unfortunately. GuiltyKing caught a kick to the chin.
Then I went to work again, once Tyranitar and dad held each of his arms to the floor. I only got one cut this time, and it was across the chest. Then Sanden kicked me in the stomach, with both feet, before wrenching away from dad and Tyran.
Then I heard a horrid sound. A screech. Master Psychic was munching on the girl's shin.
"AZLYN!" Pro shouted, "FUCK!"
Then I felt a large hand on the back of my neck. And I almost felt time slow down. His foot went in front of mine as his other hand pushed me forward. The ground came forward fast. As I came closer, the blur of nearsightedness went away, and I saw each and every crack and crevice in the ruined court floor. There was an unfortunate disgusting stain in the spot of the floor that I was headed towards. At the end of my journey, I felt a tug. It must've been somebody pulling Sanden up, hoping to soften my fall, but he simply let go. I was already going fast enough.
And I'm sure of it. I'm absolutely sure that I felt my skull crack open, and pierce my brain.
(?) AZLYN COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED
(?) I DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE THERE
JONGON
Just outside the mall doors, we all individually killed lurkers with whatever melee weapons we had. I personally had a baseball bat. Then, we used Eeuss' knife to cut the guys open. Intestines were then rubbed on each and every one of us. The smelliest part of the lurker for sure. Unfinished shits were combined with the smell of death, and the added smell of undeath, which, is likely the most pungent on earth.
Then, Porky, a fat, balding lurker with a goatee, and exposed intestines, would follow closely behind us. His noise cancelled out some of our own, and made us seem more convincing. Occasionally, new walkers would join next to Porky. Which always made me laugh. Of course, we then had to kill said walkers. Porky got upset when we did that, but there was nothing he could do about it, really. And he had learned it. He didn't even try. He simply made distressed wheezes.
Once we were a block away from the theater, we tied Porky to a bike rack and continued on, until we reached the movie theater, after which, we all hid behind cars.
"RAFOLI!" Eeuss shouted, "GIVE US BACK CLAYTON, AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
"After you give us back WhatTheDuck, I'll call it a deal."
"You mean the asshole we killed, after you sent him in to kill us? Sorry. That isn't possible, friend. Unless you want him in a bag."
"He's alive and we fucking know it, asshole. Give him back to us, and it'll be a deal. It's really that easy."
HARPADARPA
HELP FIGHT SANDEN AND BRING RAGING BLADES WITH ME
I pushed myself off of the ground and got one last good look at my former… more college roommate. What a shit way to go. I almost wanted to stop and grieve, but there was no time, just like with Graysonn, and his whole plane of friends, push that mourning to the side and deal with the consequences later.
I grabbed a piece of glass off the floor, and I went to work. My first several cuts were on his back. He screamed, and turned to me, but when he wound up to punch me, dad caught his arm, and punched him in the side of his ribs. Raging came in with a wild flying kick. Sanden dove out of the way in time, unfortunately. GuiltyKing caught a kick to the chin.
Then I went to work again, once Tyranitar and dad held each of his arms to the floor. I only got one cut this time, and it was across the chest. Then Sanden kicked me in the stomach, with both feet, before wrenching away from … [view original content]
HARPADARPA
HELP FIGHT SANDEN AND BRING RAGING BLADES WITH ME
I pushed myself off of the ground and got one last good look at my former… more college roommate. What a shit way to go. I almost wanted to stop and grieve, but there was no time, just like with Graysonn, and his whole plane of friends, push that mourning to the side and deal with the consequences later.
I grabbed a piece of glass off the floor, and I went to work. My first several cuts were on his back. He screamed, and turned to me, but when he wound up to punch me, dad caught his arm, and punched him in the side of his ribs. Raging came in with a wild flying kick. Sanden dove out of the way in time, unfortunately. GuiltyKing caught a kick to the chin.
Then I went to work again, once Tyranitar and dad held each of his arms to the floor. I only got one cut this time, and it was across the chest. Then Sanden kicked me in the stomach, with both feet, before wrenching away from … [view original content]
HARPADARPA
HELP FIGHT SANDEN AND BRING RAGING BLADES WITH ME
I pushed myself off of the ground and got one last good look at my former… more college roommate. What a shit way to go. I almost wanted to stop and grieve, but there was no time, just like with Graysonn, and his whole plane of friends, push that mourning to the side and deal with the consequences later.
I grabbed a piece of glass off the floor, and I went to work. My first several cuts were on his back. He screamed, and turned to me, but when he wound up to punch me, dad caught his arm, and punched him in the side of his ribs. Raging came in with a wild flying kick. Sanden dove out of the way in time, unfortunately. GuiltyKing caught a kick to the chin.
Then I went to work again, once Tyranitar and dad held each of his arms to the floor. I only got one cut this time, and it was across the chest. Then Sanden kicked me in the stomach, with both feet, before wrenching away from … [view original content]
I was so fucking happy i was in the story until i found out my mutilated body parts are in a bag...Whisper "We should like he says".ehh maybe i am alive.
Comments
"I could see Tyranitar mutter something under his breath, before he came in with wild fist swings"
Help fight Sanden and bring Raging Blades with me.
......................................... a-hole deserves it.
I hope I get added soon.
I pick choice 1 hope that raging not dies.
Harp: HELP FIGHT SANDEN AND BRING RAGING BLADES WITH ME (I hope it won't hurt Raging..)
"The girl seemed stirred, but not shaken." Liked the reference.
AWESOME STORY MAN!
Don't forget to update this. This is my main source of how I know where and what to do next.
Always glad to hear that
HELP FIGHT SANDEN AND BRING RAGING BLADES WITH ME
Aww shit I finally made an appearance!
Good part! Nice to see me introduced
My choice is Comfort LeeTheProfessional and the Girl/Keep Raging Blades out of the fight
Sorry bout that. I was on another thread and sometimes I may not be here. I will try to update it whenever I can. Working on it now...
help fight sanden
Why thank you.
To be one hundred percent honest, I've forgotten what that's from. It's just in my repertoire of cool phrases. And on top of that, I fucked it up. Hold on, I'm gonna fix that.
I'm In
Thanks for thinking about my safety. (You make me feel bad for voting for AusZombie... I guess to make up in my thread you get extended life time !!)
I guess I could get hurt though because the choice mentions bringing me so I must have some importance in the fight? But I said what're we going to do so ultimately my character will do whatever Harp chooses.
My thread is coming soon. Hahahahhaha
Wow.....this is actually pretty good....i like the setting out. Should go with comfort, should do a comeback later on inb4 I want more of this
HELP FIGHT SANDEN AND BRING RAGING BLADES WITH ME
Noooooooooooooo
Voting is closed, but yeah... That is what won.
Well thank you... And the voting is closed.
I choose to comfort lee btw!
Shit missed the voting, that was one of your best so far Harp! The story is really getting good now.
Did you just add in that I saved you?
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voting is closed.
Yeah. If you hadn't been there, and I had chosen to save MP, I would've died like he did.
Thanks.
Harp, do you know when I will make an appearance?
I always miss the votes.
Why am I such a failure at everything?
"Bananas simply cheered and whistled."
In other words, you already have. You haven't done anything significant yet, but neither has anyone in Jongon's section except Eeuss.
Sorry. There were so many votes so quickly. I figured that was everybody who would vote, because so far, the average has been five. Next time, I'll keep it open longer. Just out of curiosity, what would you have voted for?
Help fight Sanden and bring Raging Blades with me. :P
HARPADARPA
HELP FIGHT SANDEN AND BRING RAGING BLADES WITH ME
I pushed myself off of the ground and got one last good look at my former college roommate. What a shit way to go. I almost wanted to stop and grieve, but there was no time, just like with Graysonn, and his whole plane of friends, push that mourning to the side and deal with the consequences later.
I grabbed a piece of glass off the floor, and I went to work. My first several cuts were on his back. He screamed, and turned to me, but when he wound up to punch me, dad caught his arm, and punched him in the side of his ribs. Raging came in with a wild flying kick. Sanden dove out of the way in time, unfortunately. GuiltyKing caught a kick to the chin.
Then I went to work again, once Tyranitar and dad held each of his arms to the floor. I only got one cut this time, and it was across the chest. Then Sanden kicked me in the stomach, with both feet, before wrenching away from dad and Tyran.
Then I heard a horrid sound. A screech. Master Psychic was munching on the girl's shin.
"AZLYN!" Pro shouted, "FUCK!"
Then I felt a large hand on the back of my neck. And I almost felt time slow down. His foot went in front of mine as his other hand pushed me forward. The ground came forward fast. As I came closer, the blur of nearsightedness went away, and I saw each and every crack and crevice in the ruined court floor. There was an unfortunate disgusting stain in the spot of the floor that I was headed towards. At the end of my journey, I felt a tug. It must've been somebody pulling Sanden up, hoping to soften my fall, but he simply let go. I was already going fast enough.
And I'm sure of it. I'm absolutely sure that I felt my skull crack open, and pierce my brain.
(?) AZLYN COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED
(?) I DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE THERE
JONGON
Just outside the mall doors, we all individually killed lurkers with whatever melee weapons we had. I personally had a baseball bat. Then, we used Eeuss' knife to cut the guys open. Intestines were then rubbed on each and every one of us. The smelliest part of the lurker for sure. Unfinished shits were combined with the smell of death, and the added smell of undeath, which, is likely the most pungent on earth.
Then, Porky, a fat, balding lurker with a goatee, and exposed intestines, would follow closely behind us. His noise cancelled out some of our own, and made us seem more convincing. Occasionally, new walkers would join next to Porky. Which always made me laugh. Of course, we then had to kill said walkers. Porky got upset when we did that, but there was nothing he could do about it, really. And he had learned it. He didn't even try. He simply made distressed wheezes.
Once we were a block away from the theater, we tied Porky to a bike rack and continued on, until we reached the movie theater, after which, we all hid behind cars.
"RAFOLI!" Eeuss shouted, "GIVE US BACK CLAYTON, AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
"After you give us back WhatTheDuck, I'll call it a deal."
"You mean the asshole we killed, after you sent him in to kill us? Sorry. That isn't possible, friend. Unless you want him in a bag."
"He's alive and we fucking know it, asshole. Give him back to us, and it'll be a deal. It's really that easy."
WHISPER, "SHOULD WE OPEN FIRE?"
WHISPER, "WE SHOULD DO LIKE HE SAYS."
Whisper, "We should do like he says"
RIP Azlyn and Harpa. I'll pour one out for ya.
I thinking.......uhh such a hard choice......whisper Should we open fire? is my choice
Well you're part of the reason we died. You did vote fight.
Brb while I hang myself
No Harp! He was already in deep trouble as it was the other option seemed like the way to go, damn.
JonGon: WHISPER, "WE SHOULD DO LIKE HE SAYS."
I wonder if Azlyn could still be saved, cutting her leg off perhaps?
lol
I was so fucking happy i was in the story until i found out my mutilated body parts are in a bag...Whisper "We should like he says".ehh maybe i am alive.