Meh, its the internet hows anyone ever gunna know that its me. I once purpusefully farted on my friend's face by making him bend down and pick up a pencil that i dropped.
Meh, its the internet hows anyone ever gunna know that its me. I once purpusefully farted on my friend's face by making him bend down and pick up a pencil that i dropped.
My mom always made us cookies but i was only allowed to eat one cookie a day. Guess what i did? I ate TWO cookies a day. I like living my life on the edge, now where's my ep3
I would tell you that I licked my cousins foot while she was sleeping once. I felt creepy for doing it, but you know, it wasn't like it was incest or anything.
I didn't wake her up, I didn't lick it that much, but it was more like a kiss. I mean, she had really pretty feet nearly irresistible to the eyes of a guy like me. Unfortunately for me, she is my cousin, and that will be the furthest I go.
I would......oh god........I'm about to relive some shame........
I once mooned a security camera in a clothing store in the middle of a crowd when I was 8. I dunno why but I did. I am ready for the public humiliation. Ok, with that out of the way, WHERE'S MY EPISODE 3?!?!?!?
I would......oh god........I'm about to relive some shame........
I once mooned a security camera in a clothing store in the middle of a … morecrowd when I was 8. I dunno why but I did. I am ready for the public humiliation. Ok, with that out of the way, WHERE'S MY EPISODE 3?!?!?!?
One time when I was 9. My cousin (who was 7) were in my room, and I decided to watch Ice Age 2. ( I thought the movie was already in the dvd, so I simply turned it on.) When I did there was a man licking a asian woman's vagina. My cousin and I started at the screen for probably 10 minutes until I took it out, because I was going to barf. I later found out that my older brother was watching porn in my room.
One time when I was 9. My cousin (who was 7) were in my room, and I decided to watch Ice Age 2. ( I thought the movie was already in the dvd… more, so I simply turned it on.) When I did there was a man licking a asian woman's vagina. My cousin and I started at the screen for probably 10 minutes until I took it out, because I was going to barf. I later found out that my older brother was watching porn in my room.
It was Halloween night and I was like 4 years old at the time. I knocked on a door and a dog started barking at me and tried to bite me. The candy I got from that house was the last piece of candy I got that night because I straight up shit my pants! Luckily I had a diaper on (thank god for Pampers!). But yeah anyways I still have that costume lol
I noticed that too. Some people aren't even saying that they would, then doing it, they're just doing it.
Not that I have a problem with that. I mean, that's what I did.
One time when I was 9. My cousin (who was 7) were in my room, and I decided to watch Ice Age 2. ( I thought the movie was already in the dvd… more, so I simply turned it on.) When I did there was a man licking a asian woman's vagina. My cousin and I started at the screen for probably 10 minutes until I took it out, because I was going to barf. I later found out that my older brother was watching porn in my room.
I am. I probably drink too much, but I can't help it. I try to stop, but it's always just sitting there in the fridge, mocking me with its presence. Goddamn soda.
It was Halloween night and I was like 4 years old at the time. I knocked on a door and a dog started barking at me and tried to bite me. T… morehe candy I got from that house was the last piece of candy I got that night because I straight up shit my pants! Luckily I had a diaper on (thank god for Pampers!). But yeah anyways I still have that costume lol
I am. I probably drink too much, but I can't help it. I try to stop, but it's always just sitting there in the fridge, mocking me with its presence. Goddamn soda.
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Meh, its the internet hows anyone ever gunna know that its me. I once purpusefully farted on my friend's face by making him bend down and pick up a pencil that i dropped.
DID I just read what I think I just read?
I have no secrets at all i mean i'm pretty open
Yes.
if you don't mind will you say this secret. you don't have to though.
The only thing I'd be uncomfortable sharing is my preferred wank material. And that isn't exactly deep and dark.
EDIT: Well I guess it is... In a way,
My mom always made us cookies but i was only allowed to eat one cookie a day. Guess what i did? I ate TWO cookies a day. I like living my life on the edge, now where's my ep3
Yes.
I would tell you that I licked my cousins foot while she was sleeping once. I felt creepy for doing it, but you know, it wasn't like it was incest or anything.
I didn't wake her up, I didn't lick it that much, but it was more like a kiss. I mean, she had really pretty feet nearly irresistible to the eyes of a guy like me. Unfortunately for me, she is my cousin, and that will be the furthest I go.
I would if you gave me Episode 4 :P
Yes. I am Bruce Wayne.
not my darkest but...
When I was a little kid I took my mothers ironing board to the lake in my back yard to see if I could surf on it.
Probably, if I would be guaranteed no one I knew would see it.
I love how it doesn't tell us to share our secrets, yet we all do anyways.
I'm addicted to coke.
Ok, gimmie.
I guess. I don't have many secrets though, just weird things I have done that I haven't told many people.
I would......oh god........I'm about to relive some shame........
I once mooned a security camera in a clothing store in the middle of a crowd when I was 8. I dunno why but I did. I am ready for the public humiliation. Ok, with that out of the way, WHERE'S MY EPISODE 3?!?!?!?
omg lol I needed that laugh!
The game, or some more coke?
One time when I was 9. My cousin (who was 7) were in my room, and I decided to watch Ice Age 2. ( I thought the movie was already in the dvd, so I simply turned it on.) When I did there was a man licking a asian woman's vagina. My cousin and I started at the screen for probably 10 minutes until I took it out, because I was going to barf. I later found out that my older brother was watching porn in my room.
omg
Once, I got so scared when I was a kid, I straight up shit my pants! Its ironic that my name is Poop Brown.
I knew it damn it
Lol in the words of Jeice from DBZ "You wanka!"
nah. I can wait.
Why did you get scared?
It happens.
Can't I have both?
I wasn't the biggest fan of the walking dead survival instinct
Nobody was.
It was Halloween night and I was like 4 years old at the time. I knocked on a door and a dog started barking at me and tried to bite me. The candy I got from that house was the last piece of candy I got that night because I straight up shit my pants! Luckily I had a diaper on (thank god for Pampers!). But yeah anyways I still have that costume lol
Eh, as much as I hate the wait, I feel that I'm pretty patient enough. Plus, It's best if it remains a secret for now.
I noticed that too. Some people aren't even saying that they would, then doing it, they're just doing it.
Not that I have a problem with that. I mean, that's what I did.
Hey Ellias! check the winners thread
Because you definitely are addicted to coke.
Oh my God! Also, why did you leave it on for ten minutes if you were going to barf.
I am. I probably drink too much, but I can't help it. I try to stop, but it's always just sitting there in the fridge, mocking me with its presence. Goddamn soda.
I guess my 9 year old self was curious and kept watching.
Woof!
Did you shit your pants?
(?) Mr. White is not amused, Jesse.
It's not MY fault YOU misunderstood my post.