Teen Girl Squad: Custom Deaths

edited February 2009 in Forum Games
Here's the rules:

You are all going to post death events of the girls. Only pick one to kill. Leave the others' share. You can include dialouge as well. I will start again when all the girls die. You can decide not to kill if you want.

Exhample:

(So-And-So and What's Her Face’s arms are tied up running on a giant hamster wheel)

So-And-So: What exactly is this hamster wheel supposed to do?

Cheerleader: As far as I know, experiment monkeys were used to run on them.

What's Her Face: So there’s no purpose of running on this wheel?

Cheerleader: Remember when I said that sweating was against several of my religions-

So-And-So: (Deadline’d! a line with a moustache killed So-And-So with a revolver) Ow, my occasion of achievement on time!!!


There you go. I'll start it off:

Cheerleader: Pop Rock!

So-And-So: R&B/Soul!

What’s Her Face: Reggae and Hip-Hop!

The Ugly One: Latin Riff?

Comments

  • edited December 2008
    Cheerleader: Okay, gal-like femmes, let's go score us a new set o' boys!

    (Cheerleader spies the "No "i" in team" boy)

    Cheerleader: (Thinking) Omigosh! I can't do...it...tougne...tying... (she begins sweating)

    No i in team boy: What's up little girl?

    Cheerleader: Uh... my parents are out of town... in my car... wanna go... park out?

    (A car bursts out from cheerleader, going backwards)

    PARKED OUT!!!

    Cheerleader: I knew that burger tasted weeeiiird!!!
  • edited December 2008
    So-and-So: That was random not funny and unethical. I'm starting to think that our deathes are.....
    (an eraser appears and erases So-and-So)
    So-and-So: What are you doing?! No stop it! Noooooo!
    Erased from existence!
  • edited December 2008
    What's Her Face: Woah, Cheerleader's dead...again.

    The Ugly One: Hey look! A reasonable pile o' used nerds are here!

    Oh take me by my heart, 1337manofnerds!

    1337blahblahblahblah: You don't know that I hate people who are clearly lamer than me?

    *FACEPALM'd! The Arrow'd guy dressed up like the guy from the facepalmed picture is well, facepalming. But his hand is on The Ugly One's body*

    The Ugly One: Vegeta, what does it say about my insurance?

    Vegeta: IT'S OVER NEGATIVE NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*cough cough cough*

    *Over used meme'd!*
  • edited December 2008
    Whats her face:wow looks like i'm the only one left
    (homeless man foaming at the mouth walks up)
    Hobo:BLAH BLA BLAAAAAHHH!!!
    Whats her face:Imma wishin i had a car so i could drive away
    (car falls on what her face)
    CAR'D
    Whats her face:I wish i could change my wish...
  • edited December 2008
    WISH'D
    Whats her face: I never wished for 10 buses!
  • edited December 2008
    It's Over!

    Who wants to do it again?
  • edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    It's Over!

    Who wants to do it again?

    ME!!!
  • edited December 2008
    Okay! Here goes...

    Teen Girl Squad!

    Cheerleader!

    So-And-So!

    What's Her Face!

    The Ugly One!!!

    Begin!
  • edited December 2008
    Cheerleader: Umm... this is where I'd normally say something, but I fear for my life-

    So-And-So: I'LL DO IT!!! Let's go to the library!!!

    (A bookshelf falls on her)

    AND THE LIBRARY COMES TO YOOOOOOUUUU...'D!!!

    So-And-So: Et tu, fine literacy?!!!!!!!
  • edited December 2008
    cheerleader: girls, let's...

    so-and-so: we've been through this loads of times, we're just going to die anyway, and this background music is driving me crazy, i mean, why would anyone even think of this, and what about...

    ANGRY WRATH OF ALL THE TEEN GIRL SQUAD VIEWERS...'D

    edit: drat, someone else posted while I was writing this...just ignore this post.
  • edited December 2008
    The ugly one:what?

    Cheerleader:well...every girl hates us..

    MEAN REVENGE'D!

    Cheerleader: ow! my whole body!!

    Whats her face:lets just go kill that arrow'd guy..


    (5 hours later)


    WAITING TOO LONG DOOR SMASH!!!!

    So and so:well at least that happened. whats her face was stupid..
  • edited December 2008
    The ugly one: Man, I hope a popular boy walks up
    (Tompkins walks up)
    Tompkins:What the heck are you undapants doin here
    the ugly one:Go away or I'll call the poe leese
    (police man runs up)
    Tompkins:NOOOOO!!!!! I'm gonna sue!
    (Sewage flows into the screen killing both The Ugly One & Tompkins)
    SEWAGE'D
    the Ugly one:I HOPE I DON'T GET RE-RECYCLED
  • edited January 2009
    Cheerleader: Ugh! I can't beleive I'm standing next to this dump!

    What's Her Face: Ahem!

    Cheerleader: Oh, and What's Her Face.

    (Slurred! A broken carriege falls on all the surviving girls)

    It's Over!

    Do 'gain?
  • edited January 2009
    Shore!
  • edited January 2009
    Mah mah mah mah-

    Teen Girl Squad!

    Cheerleader!

    So-And-So!

    What's Her Face!

    The Ugly One!!!

    Begin!
  • edited January 2009
    Cheerleader: Ungh.

    So-And-So: Meh.

    Whats-Her-Face: Sigh.

    The Ugly One: Whee!

    Cheerleader: What's she so not-bored about?

    So-And-So: I don't know.

    (acid slime pours on So-And-So)

    I HEARD THAT'D!!!

    So-And-So: You can't say that in a comic book!
  • edited January 2009
    What's-Her-Face: What just happen'd?
    Ugly One: I dunno.
    Cheerleader: What are you doing?! Don't ignore me! I need to be popular! *Melts al'a the wicked witch of the west*
    Shun'd!
  • edited January 2009
    The ugly one: ...
    What's her face: woah.
    Ugly one: ...
    What's her face: um... ugly one?
    Ugly one:...
    What's her face:...
    Ugly one:...
    What's her face:...
    Ugly one:...
    What's her face: JUST SAY SOMETHING ALREADY!!!!
    Ugly one: no.
    What's her face: this comic's boring and not cool.
    Ugly one:...
    What's her face: LET'S GET READY TO LOOK SOOOO-

    STRONG BAD'D!!!

    what's her face: OW! THE AWESOMENESS!!!
  • edited January 2009
    Ugly one: I'm still alive, now to go out with all the boys.

    (dried fruit lands on her).

    DATE'D

    IT'DS OVER!

    DO AGAIN!
  • edited January 2009
    This is fun!

    Teen Girl Squad!

    Cheerleader!

    So-And-So!

    What's Her Face!

    The Ugly One!!!

    Begin!
  • edited January 2009
    So-and so: I've discovered a book that tells us our future!

    Cheerleader: do I get all the boys?

    So-and-so: no, you get...

    SPOILER TAG'D

    So-and-so: My inability to talk!
  • edited January 2009
    Cheerleader: We're going to the Chocolate factory!
    What's-Her-Face: Why?
    Cheerleader: because it's original and inovative.
    The Ugly One: It's been done before.
    Cheerleader: Don't question me! *Gets Arrow'd*
    Unoriginality!
  • edited January 2009
    What's-Her-Face: Well, now to wait until we get killed some how.
    The Ugly One: Not a chance, I'm off shopping.
    What's-Her-Face: I'll just wait here then.
    BORED'D
    The Ugly One: Look at all this cloth I bought, you want some? Oh...
  • edited January 2009
    I've got a script, for a fan comic I'm doing, so, here are some plot points:
    TGS at the cinema, WHF's asking SAS to give haer popcorn, and SAS's comment on that is: "No, the corn will be angry!" and the corn says: "My brain!" CL's asking the girls if they have learned for the next math exam, SAS, of course's saying that she learned it for over a month, and get killed by the Arowe'd guy comming from the movie screen: "3D'd". SaS says: "What a cinematic experience". WHF's taking the popcorn.
    to be continuing...
  • edited January 2009
    Awe. Some.
  • edited January 2009
    Ugly One: Now to wait until I get offed...
    *mainiac weilding a chainsaw rushes in*
    Maniac:BLAAAAAAGHHHHH Want some tic-Tacs.
    Ugly One: Sure.
    *Meteor comes out of nowhere*
    UNEXPECTED DEATH SEQUENCE!
    ugly One: We all new it would happen =/
  • edited January 2009
    Lets do that again!!!!!!!! :D
  • edited January 2009
    Teen Girl Squad!

    Cheerleader!

    So-And-So!

    What's Her Face!

    The Ugly One!!!

    Begin!
  • edited January 2009
    Cheerleader: let's go to the zoo!
    The ugly one: you hate the zoo.
    Cheerleader: I do not, it's a great place to go.
    So-and-so: there's a boy you like there isn't there?
    Cheerleader: SHUT UP! I JUST LIKE THE ZOO, OKAY?
    EXESSIVE LYING'D
    Cheerleader: I DON'T SEE HOW THAT COULD KILL YOU!
  • edited January 2009
    So-and-So: Ok, so we're at the Zoo, What now?
    Ugly One: Kets pick up some Cute boys!
    So-And-So: But the only things in Zoos are anim-
    Ugly One: So?
    So-&-So:You make me sick to my stomach and-
    PENGUIN'D!
    Whatserface:-this penguin eating my fleeeesh!
  • edited January 2009
    So and so-ok, so we didn't get any boys, just a man-eating penguin.
    ugly one-great.
    so and so-so, what do we do now?
    Ugly one- um... go to the movies?
    MOVIE-Sounds dangerous!
    MOVIE-no, sounds dangeresque
    So and so-this is the greatest movie in the world.
    Ugly one-i'll go get some popcorn.
    So and so- great!
    Ugly one- 2 popcorns, please!
    REVENGE OF THE POPCORN'D!!!
    Ugly one-OW! THE POPCORN IS EATING ME!!!!!!!
  • edited January 2009
    So-and-so: I wonder where the ugly one is, she's been gone a long time.
    person watching movie: quiet, I'm trying to watch the movie here.
    So-and-so: sorry.
    person watching movie: just shut up already.
    So-and-so: OKAY!
    KICKED OUT FOR TALKING'D
    So-and-so: WHO PUT THIS ACID OUT HERE?
    IT'S OVER!

    Again?
  • edited January 2009
    TEEN GRIL SQUAD!
    CHEERLEADER!
    SO-AND-SO!
    WHATSERFACE!
    THE UGLY ONE!

    Cheerleader: Lets all go to the Arcade!
    Whatserface: Since when did you game?
    Cheerleader: Since like, FOREVER, STUPID!
    Whatserface: If you say so...
    |AT THE ARCADE|
    Cheerleader: LETS PLAY BAND HERO!
    Ugly-One: LETS PLAY BLOODY FISTS!
    So-and-So: No, we're going to Play PAC MAN!
    Pac man: This stupid girl looks tasty.
    OM-NOM'D!
    Oww, I was eaten by a Yellow Pizza Maaaaaan!
  • edited January 2009
    What's-her-face: she should know that space invaders is MUCH better.
    INVA...
    The ugly one: go away nebulon, you have no style.
    What's-her-face: wow, we actually managed to avoid death.
    UNEXPECTED ATTACK FROM BEHIND'D
    What's-her-face: I KNEW IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN!
  • edited January 2009
    Check out my fanfic!
  • edited January 2009
    Cheerleader: So, Ugly One, Do YOU wanna play Band Hero with me?
    Ugly-One: Urrrrr...
    Cheerleader: Or maybe even DANCE DANCE COMPETITION!?
    Ugly-One: Umm...
    Cheerleader: Whats wrong?
    Ugly-One: Weeeell... OOH LOOK, SUPER PLUMBIO BROTHERS TWO!
    Plumbio: Your-a too ugly-a to Play-ah my game! (Said like the ending from SM64)
    SKULL CRUSHED INTO SPINE USING A FATTY'S OWN BODY WEIGHT'D!
    THIS IS KIND OF DISGUSTIIING!
  • edited February 2009
    CheerLeader:YAY I'M THE ONLY ONE!!!I get to play tine splitter by myself!!!
    Nerdy-Kid: NO, ITS NOT FAIR!!!*Picks up fake gun and beats cheerleader on the head*
    Cheerleader:Oh No!!!NOT THE TERROR BITEZ!!!

    Its over! Play again?
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