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  • edited February 2009
    > Throw the useless junk at the Shop-Keep's head head repeatedly.
  • edited February 2009
    > Throw the useless junk at the Shop-Keep's head head repeatedly.

    His head head can't take take that, and you don't don't want to be arrested.
    What HAS he got in stock?
  • edited February 2009
    > Buy everything.
  • edited February 2009
    > Buy everything.

    Afraid you don't have enough money for that.
  • edited February 2009
    > Buy whatever is affordable, then sell it to a different shop for an inflated price (Or keep it, If Is of any interest)
  • edited February 2009
    > Buy whatever is affordable, then sell it to a different shop for an inflated price (Or keep it, If Is of any interest)

    Maybe a bit more decision is needed, try asking a question.
  • edited February 2009
    >"Say, Mr. Shop-Keep! What potions and other merchandise do you might have and wear in your shop? And where's the toilet?"
  • edited February 2009
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >"Say, Mr. Shop-Keep! What potions and other merchandise do you might have and wear in your shop? And where's the toilet?"

    "I sell paperclips, toilet passes, and this map, and the toilet is locked over there, you need a pass to get in."
  • edited February 2009
    >Purchase map ad paper clips. Also, wrap useless junk around a nearby object, and see if the object and the item wrapped within it is brought back to your inventory.
  • edited February 2009
    >Purchase map ad paper clips. Also, wrap useless junk around a nearby object, and see if the object and the item wrapped within it is brought back to your inventory.

    You buy them, also, yes it does.
    Inventory: Map, Paperclips, Useless junk, Nearby object.
    (Notice that the money is now gone.)
  • edited February 2009
    >Check map
  • edited February 2009
    Get Money and attack it to Useless junk, Then Leave.
  • edited February 2009
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >Check map

    You can go to: umm...pretty much nowhere yet, exept the town gate.
    Get Money and attack it to Useless junk, Then Leave.

    You try, but instead you get stared at by a picture of a lizard because you didn't use >
  • edited February 2009
    > Go ಠ_ಠ at the creator of this.
  • edited February 2009
    > Go ಠ_ಠ at the creator of this.

    you: ಠ_ಠ
    me: ಠ_ಠ
    you: ಠ.ಠ
    me: ^v^
  • edited February 2009
    >Wrap useless junk around the store manager, then try not to think about the fact that he's most likely in you pants (I assume that this is where your inventory is).
  • edited February 2009
    >Wrap useless junk around the store manager, then try not to think about the fact that he's most likely in you pants (I assume that this is where your inventory is).

    Hmm...there appears to be a force field around him, so you can't wrap it round him, maybe you should head to the town gate.

    P.S. your inventory is in your inventory window, which you can see when it's opened.
  • edited February 2009
    >Open inventory
    >Walk to town gate
  • edited February 2009
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >Open inventory

    picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1468

    OH DEAR, TOO BIG, CAN'T SEE A THING, you put it away again.
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >Walk to town gate

    You are now by the town gate, there are two guards here, one looking down a drain and one being...umm...stereotypically "guardish".
    The gate is locked.
  • edited February 2009
    >Fill out map
    >Be shocked over the design of the nearby object
  • edited February 2009
    > Use paperclips to unlock gate.
    or
    >Ask nearby object if he has the key to the gate.
  • edited February 2009
    > Use object on Gaurd.
  • edited February 2009
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >Fill out map

    Perhaps you'd better find some places to add, besides, you can't get out.
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >Be shocked over the design of the nearby object

    *Gasp*...yeah, that's all I got.
    > Use paperclips to unlock gate.

    The door is locked with...MAGIC!!!

    picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1470

    Now, a badly copied-and-pasted Dementio is nearby.
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >Ask nearby object if he has the key to the gate.

    ...It appears that it's still inanimate, face or not.
    > Use object on Gaurd.

    Which one?

    Maybe you should ask them questions.
  • edited February 2009
    > Ask Gaurd a question

    then

    > Tell Dimentio he's an effeminate loser and you're looking for a fight with a MAN, Not a pansy-A**ed magician.
  • edited February 2009
    > Ask Gaurd a question

    You: Can I go through the gate?
    Guard: I'm afraid not, we can't get it open.
    You: So what do I do now then?
    Guard: I don't know, you could try helping us.
    You: How?
    Guard: Well, he's dropped something down the drain, and I want to see one of those new edition nearby objects.
    You: *sigh* fine...
    > Tell Dimentio he's an effeminate loser and you're looking for a fight with a MAN, Not a pansy-A**ed magician.

    He starts crying effeminately, you laugh.
  • edited February 2009
    > Give him the Nearby Object.
  • edited February 2009
    > Give him the Nearby Object.

    Guard: Version 2.6? That's really old, I want the NEWER one.
    You: *sigh* You're much too picky, you know that?
    Guard: Yes, I do, now go get the better one, or help the other guard.
  • edited February 2009
    > Help other guard and Spit in the general direction of the first guard while he isn't looking
  • edited February 2009
    > Help other guard and Spit in the general direction of the first guard while he isn't looking

    Other Guard: I've dropped my HAT down the drain.
    You: Is that it.
    Other Guard: Yes.
    You: Why can't you get it yourself?
    Other Guard: I'm an NPC, I can only walk around, talk, and sometimes sit, I can't do complicated actions like "get HAT", also, I saw you spit at the other guard.
    Guard: HEY!
  • edited February 2009
    > GO get the hat.
  • edited February 2009
    > GO get the hat.

    It's all slimy, you don't want to touch that with your bare hands, maybe something in your inventory will help.
  • edited February 2009
    > Make a paper clip chain to get the hat.
  • edited February 2009
    > Make a paper clip chain to get the hat.

    You've only got two paperclips, not nearly long enough, maybe use something to bring it to you.
  • edited February 2009
    > Combine Paper Clips and Useless Junk?
  • edited February 2009
    > Combine Paper Clips and Useless Junk?

    You have no need for the paperclips, as you CAN reach it, but don't want to touch it, so you wrap the useless junk around it and step away, you now have a HAT.
  • edited February 2009
    > Give the hat to the Guard.
  • edited February 2009
    > Give the hat to the Guard.

    Guard: thank you, take this SMALL POUCH OF MONEY and OPTIONS MENU.
    oh, and the badly copied-and-pasted dimentio seems to start to fade away.
  • edited February 2009
    > Punch the Dimentio in the face before he leaves.
  • edited February 2009
    > Punch the Dimentio in the face before he leaves.

    You punch him, but he's not leaving, he just says, "Noo! How did you know that guards happiness is my weakness? Doesn't matter, it's not enough happiness to destroy me yet."
  • edited February 2009
    > Go find a new Nearby-Object.
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