Incest is illegal, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the ri… moreght to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.
JK, would you swear on that?
I killed an entire family of bunnies by accident when I was mowing the lawn at work. I took one of the rabbits feet to a taxidermy place and… more had it made into a key chain. People think the foot is for good luck but its actually the weight I carry from the lives that I have taken...
Back when i was 8 or so, my older brother was being extremely annoying, so i decided to get some revenge. How did i get revenge? When nobody was around, i decided to literally piss on a box of stuff he considered useful. Then he walked in while i was in the middle of that. Cue the awkward stares.
When I was 15 my brother took 5 dollars from me. So I threw a laxitive in his gatorade he was going to drink while he worked out. His ass got one hell of a work out that night. Sadly he gets on these forums. He sees this he's going to kill me.
When I was 15 my brother took 5 dollars from me. So I threw a laxitive in his gatorade he was going to drink while he worked out. His ass got one hell of a work out that night. Sadly he gets on these forums. He sees this he's going to kill me.
Another secret is when I was 10 me and my girl cousin were fighting for the TV remote. At one point I got a boner, but in that age I didn't know what it meant so I just ignored it. Then at some points she was on top of me riding my cock! I still didn't mind, because I didn't know about sex and shit. 2 years later I remember what she did and why she did it.
Secret? I dropped a goldfish on the ground. I was too lazy to bend down and get it, so I did a belly flop and ate it off the ground, licking the ground in the process. The carpet didn't taste as good as the goldfish did. >.<
Yeah I can't imagine being turned on by a balloon but it excists, they're called looners or something like that. You can google it haha :P
There are all kinds of looners too, some like to blow them up and have whole room full of them, some like to blow them up until they pop :P etc.
Well, I can understand enjoying being in a room filled with balloons or popping them, it's fun. But I don't understand how you can be sexually aroused by it. xD
There's another one I don't understand, I don't know what it's called but it's....a fetish for having people inside of you, I guess? Or being inside of someone? I'm not sure, it's weird. And pretty much as unrealistic as it gets lol. Another one similar is some kind of giant fetish, but that's not QUITE as weird imo. I'd rather not talk about the details though. D:
Yeah I can't imagine being turned on by a balloon but it excists, they're called looners or something like that. You can google it haha :P
… more There are all kinds of looners too, some like to blow them up and have whole room full of them, some like to blow them up until they pop :P etc.
Another secret is when I was 10 me and my girl cousin were fighting for the TV remote. At one point I got a boner, but in that age I didn't … moreknow what it meant so I just ignored it. Then at some points she was on top of me riding my cock! I still didn't mind, because I didn't know about sex and shit. 2 years later I remember what she did and why she did it.
Once my mom asked me to go to bed at 9:00 but I went to sleep at 10:00 #ThugLife.
And I lied about knowing where the river was that one time. And maybe I left Sam to die... twice. I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON I KNOW.
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Swear on what my good man?
Did the same thing but with a weedwacker and some kittens.
I'm a horse trapped in a duck's body...
Lol
Back when i was 8 or so, my older brother was being extremely annoying, so i decided to get some revenge. How did i get revenge? When nobody was around, i decided to literally piss on a box of stuff he considered useful. Then he walked in while i was in the middle of that. Cue the awkward stares.
You're a good boy Tobi
When I was 15 my brother took 5 dollars from me. So I threw a laxitive in his gatorade he was going to drink while he worked out. His ass got one hell of a work out that night. Sadly he gets on these forums. He sees this he's going to kill me.
So you understand why people have balloon fetishes? :P
It must be the rubbery surface.
I love @GOUSTTTT, there, where's my E3
Damn, you better go man, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
I hope because if it does there has to b a season 3.
omg. )O.O
As of now i'm safe, but in an hour or so I might be in trouble. Gonna bail out of this window next to me if the shit hits the fan.
you're disgusting i hope you die
I am a psociopath and I don't find anything wrong with that
I'm bisexual...now gimme episode 3,4, and 5 or perish
That's not dark, it's effing adorable.
You'd better
Umm...no...
Ookay, you being bisexual is nothing special.
I rewinded episode 1 to save Pete. Other than that,I have no secrets!
That's not a secret to be hidden away and ashamed of.
It's the right call. UNCLE FUCKIN' PETE FOREVER!
I just noticed this shit. Thanks..? xD
Do you really want to know my secret? Are you sure? OK. I am extremely ticklish..... I'm going off the forums for a little while.......
Share all dem juicy deets!
No pun intended...
Another secret is when I was 10 me and my girl cousin were fighting for the TV remote. At one point I got a boner, but in that age I didn't know what it meant so I just ignored it. Then at some points she was on top of me riding my cock! I still didn't mind, because I didn't know about sex and shit. 2 years later I remember what she did and why she did it.
Secret? I dropped a goldfish on the ground. I was too lazy to bend down and get it, so I did a belly flop and ate it off the ground, licking the ground in the process. The carpet didn't taste as good as the goldfish did. >.<
....That exists? o-o Balloons can't even give any form of sexual pleasure....unless you use them as condoms, I guess.
There are all kinds of looners too, some like to blow them up and have whole room full of them, some like to blow them up until they pop :P etc.
There's another one I don't understand, I don't know what it's called but it's....a fetish for having people inside of you, I guess? Or being inside of someone? I'm not sure, it's weird. And pretty much as unrealistic as it gets lol. Another one similar is some kind of giant fetish, but that's not QUITE as weird imo. I'd rather not talk about the details though. D:
O_O
Dude, what did you do when you figured it out?
Oh, I didn't know that. That's interesting. So how would you explain other fetishes?
And I lied about knowing where the river was that one time. And maybe I left Sam to die... twice. I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON I KNOW.
*In his mind*
"Lel, wtf is a rivor"