I got another one lol, when i was like 13 i used to walk when i was sleeping, dunno how to say it in english, anyway thing is when my mom wo… moreke up she saw me sleeping on her bed so she took me to my room to sleep, when i woke up she was mad with me i was like why?
Mom: i made the laundry yesterday all day!
Me:soo?
Mom: you came here while you were sleeping, opened the closet and peed all my frickin clothes!
I laughed and left lol, it happened in my aunt's house too but i did it in the dirty clothes container
Like @ohyoupokedme, I have a foot fetish, and if you have a problem with that, well then I'd appreciate if you'd fuck off. Perhaps you could… more take this oppurtunity to not be such an ignorant douche? This leads me to my next secret: I don't like humans.
I let a 3 to 6 year old kid steal a a big transformers box, he just took it out of the stand, looked me straight in the eye, and waddled towards the exit like a duck..
I felt pretty bad when I let that criminal go.
I may as well share another foot fetish story with you guys. Some of you may have heard this on before.
So I was at my grandma's house… more on Easter Weekend, and my mom, aunt, grandma, and I were talking. All of a sudden, my mom puts her foot... her BARE FOOT on my leg.
O_O
I think she forgot I had foot fetish, but I didn't want to tell my mom that in front of my aunt and grandma, so I just sat there awkwardly as she starts to *rub* her foot against my leg lightly. That whole time I think I had the weirdest boner... I mean, I know she's my mom, but feet is feet, you know?
Anyway, the whole conversation she kept it there until we finally had to leave. The most awkward boner in the world.
I let a 3 to 6 year old kid steal a a big transformers box, he just took it out of the stand, looked me straight in the eye, and waddled towards the exit like a duck..
I felt pretty bad when I let that criminal go.
I cheated at a card game. I looked at this dude's cards.
I never finished this book for school, but i got an A+ for the exam anyway.
I hate the outfit my mom brought me 3 weeks ago because i think it's too sparkly and girly and very unlike me, so i will never EVER wear it.
When dad asked me why it was wet on the floor in front of the bathroom, i didn't tell him i tripped on the thingy that holds the toilet cleaner brush, which was filled with water.
I cheated at a card game. I looked at this dude's cards.
I never finished this book for school, but i got an A+ for the exam anyway.
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I hate the outfit my mom brought me 3 weeks ago because i think it's too sparkly and girly and very unlike me, so i will never EVER wear it.
When dad asked me why it was wet on the floor in front of the bathroom, i didn't tell him i tripped on the thingy that holds the toilet cleaner brush, which was filled with water.
I never told my parents i ate a bug.
I never told my parents i visit these forums.
I may as well share another foot fetish story with you guys. Some of you may have heard this on before.
So I was at my grandma's house… more on Easter Weekend, and my mom, aunt, grandma, and I were talking. All of a sudden, my mom puts her foot... her BARE FOOT on my leg.
O_O
I think she forgot I had foot fetish, but I didn't want to tell my mom that in front of my aunt and grandma, so I just sat there awkwardly as she starts to *rub* her foot against my leg lightly. That whole time I think I had the weirdest boner... I mean, I know she's my mom, but feet is feet, you know?
Anyway, the whole conversation she kept it there until we finally had to leave. The most awkward boner in the world.
I want sometimes to make people jealous and I don't know how about that
eer..I can..MOVE MY EARS BY MYSELF
SEE? YOU CAN'T DO THAT! HA!
Also make people jealous of my size (If you know what I mean)
She didn't say THAT, but she'll just be all like "What are you doing?", "Who are you talking to?", "Don't engage in private convos with strangers!" and ultimately, "This whole thing is a waste of time. Go do some extra math exercises." And that's honestly the last thing i want right now. And, yeah, she lets me use the computer, mainly because she doesn't give a shit as long as i finish my homework and don't watch porn, which works for me. But her being so nosy and annoying and suspicious every time i'm online just doesn't sit right with me.
She didn't say THAT, but she'll just be all like "What are you doing?", "Who are you talking to?", "Don't engage in private convos with stra… morengers!" and ultimately, "This whole thing is a waste of time. Go do some extra math exercises." And that's honestly the last thing i want right now. And, yeah, she lets me use the computer, mainly because she doesn't give a shit as long as i finish my homework and don't watch porn, which works for me. But her being so nosy and annoying and suspicious every time i'm online just doesn't sit right with me.
Love you, mom!
Mom doesn't have the slightest idea about the themes one of my fave authors, John Green, uses for his books. I'm reading one of his books right now. It's about this gay dude and his straight friend and this other dude that goes gay for someone on the internet. I freaking love it.
Here's my secret
I have a friend on steam i accidentally choose wrong username cause its the same
After I add him he ask ho I'm I so I tell him and said this
Me: If I have an Credit card I would buy an games
Friend:I would gift you. Game
Suddenly I got excitement and got scream on Internet cafe
Then after that he gift me an Bad Rat I said to him I want GMod he said that that's the GMod on their Europe country
Then after some girl add me he's 16 anyway after talking to him
My friend said
Friend:Why are you talking to my sister
Me: he's the one ho talked to me
Friend:he's a girl!!!!
Me:I'm sorry I will never talk to him
Friend get out of my life!!!!
Me: Sorry what do you want me to forgive you?!?!
Friend: Suck a Dick and get out of my life!!!
After that he unfriend me And block me from adding him
I think I'm the bad person that day T_T
I cheated at a card game. I looked at this dude's cards.
I never finished this book for school, but i got an A+ for the exam anyway.
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I hate the outfit my mom brought me 3 weeks ago because i think it's too sparkly and girly and very unlike me, so i will never EVER wear it.
When dad asked me why it was wet on the floor in front of the bathroom, i didn't tell him i tripped on the thingy that holds the toilet cleaner brush, which was filled with water.
I never told my parents i ate a bug.
I never told my parents i visit these forums.
She didn't say THAT, but she'll just be all like "What are you doing?", "Who are you talking to?", "Don't engage in private convos with stra… morengers!" and ultimately, "This whole thing is a waste of time. Go do some extra math exercises." And that's honestly the last thing i want right now. And, yeah, she lets me use the computer, mainly because she doesn't give a shit as long as i finish my homework and don't watch porn, which works for me. But her being so nosy and annoying and suspicious every time i'm online just doesn't sit right with me.
Love you, mom!
I want sometimes to make people jealous and I don't know how about that
eer..I can..MOVE MY EARS BY MYSELF
SEE? YOU CAN'T DO THAT! HA!
Also make people jealous of my size (If you know what I mean)
Comments
JK.
I felt pretty bad when I let that criminal go.
sorry
can i has episode 3 now?!
I never finished this book for school, but i got an A+ for the exam anyway.
I hate the outfit my mom brought me 3 weeks ago because i think it's too sparkly and girly and very unlike me, so i will never EVER wear it.
When dad asked me why it was wet on the floor in front of the bathroom, i didn't tell him i tripped on the thingy that holds the toilet cleaner brush, which was filled with water.
I never told my parents i ate a bug.
I never told my parents i visit these forums.
Both your stories had something to do with feet and relatives. Are you sure you don't have an incest fetish too?
Love you, mom!
I didn't ask for my mom to put her foot on my leg.
I have a friend on steam i accidentally choose wrong username cause its the same
After I add him he ask ho I'm I so I tell him and said this
Me: If I have an Credit card I would buy an games
Friend:I would gift you. Game
Suddenly I got excitement and got scream on Internet cafe
Then after that he gift me an Bad Rat I said to him I want GMod he said that that's the GMod on their Europe country
Then after some girl add me he's 16 anyway after talking to him
My friend said
Friend:Why are you talking to my sister
Me: he's the one ho talked to me
Friend:he's a girl!!!!
Me:I'm sorry I will never talk to him
Friend get out of my life!!!!
Me: Sorry what do you want me to forgive you?!?!
Friend: Suck a Dick and get out of my life!!!
After that he unfriend me And block me from adding him
I think I'm the bad person that day T_T