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funniest lines from EP3

Pete_Joseph_RandallPete_Joseph_Randall Banned
edited May 2014 in The Walking Dead
This episode definetely had some of the funniest lines for me, i burst on laughing at these:

Kenny: "So how did you end up with a name like Reggie?"
Alvin: "Carver talks all that big stuff and holds a mini girly gun in the drawer!" (After getting the shit kicked out of him)

Overall though it was a sad/depressing episode, Kenny's reminiscing about his son hit me hard.
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  • LingvortLingvort
    edited May 2014
    Well, there were no lines I found funny in this episode. Maybe I wasn't paying attention, but the episode held it pretty serious for most of the time.

    While writing this, I recalled a few. Kenny calling Luke a turd when they discuss their escape plan, and Mike giving his opinion about the guards.
  • EpicMustacheGuyEpicMustacheGuy
    Bonnie: 'So, what do you think about the jacket?'

    Clem: 'It's cool, I like it!'

    Bonnie: 'I'm so glad you like it!'

    Tavia: 'What's up with the ugly jacket?'

    Dammit, Tavia! This is why we can't have nice things XD
  • Pete_Joseph_RandallPete_Joseph_Randall Banned
    That also made me laugh, because i remember some forum members mentioning how ugly that jacket was xD
    EpicMustacheGuy posted: »

    Bonnie: 'So, what do you think about the jacket?' Clem: 'It's cool, I like it!' Bonnie: 'I'm so glad you like it!' Tavia: 'What's up with the ugly jacket?' Dammit, Tavia! This is why we can't have nice things XD

  • ShaneWalshShaneWalsh
    edited May 2014
    At the start when they're in that truck and Kenny is pissing everyone off trying to foolishly escape.

    Clementine: "Kenny's hurt, he's bumped his head!"

    Carlos: "Probably for the best".
  • PridePride
    When Kenny was all angry in the back of that truck, talking about taking down 10 guys or whatever, and then gets knocked the fuck out by the wall.
    I thought it was pretty funny.

    "Uuuh, who hit me?..."

    Then there's a couple Nick ones.
    "Better than sleeping on the floor , I guess."
    "...It's not."

    "Not bad , old man!"
    "Thanks, asshole! >;)"
  • Moowtje72Moowtje72 Banned
    Can't forget this one by Troy :

    'AHH! YOU SHOT MY DICK OFF!'
  • SergeantSnookieSergeantSnookie
    "Okay. That was awkward. I'm not doing that again."
  • MixtosMixtos
    edited May 2014
    One from Troy made me laugh, when he finds the group readying up to sneak past the herd of walkers.

    Just think from his perspective; he has no idea you can mask your scent using the blood of a walker.

    So he walks outside and what does he see? Two kids and a bunch of adults rubbing guts and blood all over each other, in what looks like some sort of weird, creepy Satanic ritual or something. I thought his reaction was rather fitting:

    "What in the actual FUCK is going on here!?"
  • PassiveAgressiveGaryPassiveAgressiveGary
    I can't remember the exact lines but something like this:

    Clem: ''Do I have a choice?''
    Kenny: ''Of course you do!''
    Clem: ''Really?!''
    Kenny: ''No.''
    Clem: :(
  • Itchy_TastyItchy_Tasty
    "Yes, Nick. You're a man." -Kenny
  • GuiltyKingOumaShuGuiltyKingOumaShu
    "Better than sleeping on the floor , I guess."
    "...It's not."

    Classic Nick
  • OmidShouldHaveLivedOmidShouldHaveLived
    The one where Nick says the beds suck made me lol, same as Carver's mini-gun. It just had so many meanings. Also, one thing that made me laugh was when it said "Alvin will remember that". I know it was meant to be heartwarming, and it was, but then I couldn't help but find it funny.
  • DragonleafDragonleaf
    Clementine: [SHOW RADIO]

    Kenny: You little devil.
  • NovisNovis
    I don't remember exactly how it goes.

    Reggie: When was the last time you had electricity?
    Sarah: The ski lodge had a wind turbine--
    Reggie: It's not a competition.
  • MalthurMalthur
    This, so much!

    Wyatt should come back. Just came to my mind when I saw your profile picture.
    I'm glad Bonnie's with us now <3
    SergeantSnookie posted: »

    "Okay. That was awkward. I'm not doing that again."

  • PridePride
    Oh, there's also.

    " I am pointing out that, regardless of intent, there are consequences to rash actions. Something that HE seems to be misreading as capitulation!"

    "...I dunno what the fuck you're saying, but I know it's bullshit!!"

    Haha, classic Kenny. It's funnier to me because I actually had to look up what capitulation meant, too xD
  • DaveTheArakinDaveTheArakin
    Nick: "Not bad, old man." *Smiles*

    Kenny: "Thanks asshole." *Smiles*

    You can really hear their respect for one another behind their insult. :)
  • ComingSoonComingSoon Banned
    Clem: Who's that?
    Reggie: Who?
    Clem: Her.
    Reggie: Oh, her. Ok, so, she's, like, fucking weird. They found outside the compound covered in blood and guts and, like, the grossest shit.
    IDK why, but that was just entertaining to me.
  • TheShadowManTheShadowMan
    Kenny: "So how did you end up with the name Reggie?" Cracked me up Kenny was so awesome in this episode
  • Raging_BladesRaging_Blades
    edited May 2014
    "Its probably for the best."--Carlos about Kenny's head injury.

    Went something like this "I keep thinking about Duck. That stupid kid. He ran around in circles."--Kenny

    "Uh... I'm not doing that again" --Reggie(accidentally said Wyatt) after patting Clem's head
  • JodieJodie
    When Troy wakes up Clem Troy: "get up" Clem:"don't kick me" "it is rude!"
  • PuhChewyChompPuhChewyChomp
    Any time Clem has the option to point out how she's the Ramirez of TWD.
  • AWESOMEOAWESOMEO Banned
    edited May 2014
    "Yeah, YOU'RE a man"

    Then Nick stares down XD

    "Ok, we got that turd a radio, what now?"

    "You need help? Just follow my voice, it'll get you there"
  • Batomys2731Batomys2731
    "I'm gonna punch the first sonovabitch I see. Then I'm gonna take his gun, and shoot the NEXT sonovabitch I see!"
  • AWESOMEOAWESOMEO Banned
    XD
    Batomys2731 posted: »

    "I'm gonna punch the first sonovabitch I see. Then I'm gonna take his gun, and shoot the NEXT sonovabitch I see!"

  • fishmahboifishmahboi
    It's like he is mirroring the community's initial reaction to the slide for the fourth episode of this season.
    Mixtos posted: »

    One from Troy made me laugh, when he finds the group readying up to sneak past the herd of walkers. Just think from his perspective; he

  • Its_That_GuyIts_That_Guy
    When Mike says to Jane "First words I Ever hear you say, and its just some crazy, Stupid shit" LMFAOOO
  • PuhChewyChompPuhChewyChomp
    On my second playthrough, when Kenny asks if I found anything after inspecting the yard I replied "Not really"....

    Kenny(paraphrasing) - "I was hoping you'd catch something my old eyes missed. I swear, they're getting more and more useless..."

    Just couldn't help yourselves, could you Telltale?
  • PaulKennethPaulKenneth
    Sarah: Thanks for waiting for me!

    Clementine: It's no problem. We're friends, aren't we?

    Sarah: You're right...I guess we are friends. Hey! Well if you ever need to pee then I'll wait for you!

    As well as,

    Carver: What the hell is this!?

    Reggie: Well you see it's hard for me, because I- I have only one arm! And-

    Carver: SHUT UP.
  • RigtailRigtail
    Forgot the exact lines, but at the beginning at how Kenny was talking about how he would punch the first sonuvabitch he sees, then uses his gun to shoot the next sonuvabitch he sees.
  • ScarletSplashScarletSplash
    edited May 2014
    Troy: Get up
    Clem: *stare*
    Troy: *stare*

    Nick: Mister, I'm not a boy.
    Kenny: Yes, you're a "man".

    Kenny: Holy shit. Good one, Lee.
  • TWD_25TWD_25
    Clementine looks at fertilizer: looks pretty crappy
  • deleted_kea5mnlk1493840deleted_kea5mnlk1493840 Banned
    "Why is it always me?" - Clementine.
  • Rock114Rock114
    Kenny's entire plan for escaping the truck was just classic Kenny.

    "I'm gonna punch the first sonuvabitch I see. then I'm gonna take his gun, and use it to shoot the NEXT sonuvabitch I see." And then when planning with Mike:

    Kenny: "Alright, we call the walkers here, get some guns, then we improvise."
    Mike: "You don't plan to improvise."
  • FideWolfFideWolf
    "Nobody was talking to you.. Indiannn lady"
    "Well I am Indian."
  • dylanvdgdylanvdg
    kenny about to beat the shit out of carver

    kenny: you won't see any of this

    carver: heh, coming from you

    i actually lol'ed when he said that, even if it is sad for ken
  • ScytheslayScytheslay
    I like the part where Carver talks after you stay with Kenny, "Atta Girl, she ain't afraid to look it in the eye." the delivery of that line made me Lol
  • Midian13Midian13
    Reggie: "So can I count on you guys not causing any trouble?"

    Clem: "No way."

    Kenny: "Fucking A! No way!"
  • javoris767javoris767
    Alvin: Carver talks all that tough guy shit... then keeps the tiniest gun in the universe... somethin' funny about that.
  • AllThatRemainsAllThatRemains
    Not exact words, but I had a good laugh when Kenny said "Before things get squirrelly" or something like that.
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