Funny/Favorite Quotes in Ep 3

edited May 2014 in The Walking Dead
So here is a thread for quotes/scenes you laughed at ...

My favorite quotes was :

- Ahhh .... you shot my dick off ( Troy )

-Clem & Kenny :
Clem : Do i get a choice ?
Kenny : Of course you do .
Clem : Really ?
Kenny : Nah
Clem : :(

A funny Scene :
When Troy caught you in the place you should meet Luke .. and then he gave you to Kenny .. And Kenny says : HEY .. Then Troy give a look to Kenny .. Then Kenny gave him a funny look made me laugh

Comments

  • When does clem ask kenny to have a vote?
  • Sorry .. it's a mistake .. i meant a Choice .. When you are going to sleep at the first day
    Green613 posted: »

    When does clem ask kenny to have a vote?

  • Know people wernt fond of the brief cameos but even so,

    " Who's this?"

    "One of the new people they came in with Carlos and Sarah and"

    "UGH Sarah? I wished she's stayed gone"

    It was kind of mean but I laughed all the same.


    Also at clems face when she receives the jacket of rainbows
  • "You wanna run off with this dogshit group of crippled fucks?! Fine! Be my guest."
    I don't know why but I died laughing.
  • *Reggie touches clementine's cap*

    Clementine: *stares

    Reggie: well, that was awkward. I'm not gonna do that again.
  • Reggie: "When was the last time you had electricity, huh?"
    Sarah: "Well, we just came from a lodge with a wind turbine an - "
    Reggie: "It's not a competition..."
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    Clem, looking at the beds: Guess it's better than the ground.
    Nick: It's not.
  • Reggie: The building's getting more and more secure all the time... Mostly through forced labor, but that's only temporary!
  • forgot the exact quote but say "do you want a hug" to Sarah when you enter the greenhouse. Clem: "Hey, do you want a hug?" Sarah:"..." Clem:"Well I owe you one for later, you won't know when, I'll just sneak up on you when you least expect it." or something like that, twas adorable.
  • "Motherfucker, I will end you!" ~Troy

    "Bill hates to wait. So... You should probably gooo." ~Wyatt.
  • "I'm gonna punch the first sonuvabitch I see, then I"m gonna take his gun and use it to shoot the next sonuvabitch I see" - Kenny

    And almost every line by Troy, he had awesome dialogue.
  • Nick: Not bad, old man!
    Kenny: Thank you, asshole.
  • That was one of my favorites. Rest in peace, one-armed bro.

    *Reggie touches clementine's cap* Clementine: *stares Reggie: well, that was awkward. I'm not gonna do that again.

  • That is an adorable line.

    forgot the exact quote but say "do you want a hug" to Sarah when you enter the greenhouse. Clem: "Hey, do you want a hug?" Sarah:"..." Clem:

  • What Alvin said about Carver's small gun, that was pretty funny (though pretty depressing).
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    When sarah asked Clem "how did you sleep" "I was so tired" "I just though it nice to finale--" "CARLOS!" Sarah face O.O
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    Yeah, he was a good dude :(

    Fuck you Bill!

    That was one of my favorites. Rest in peace, one-armed bro.

  • Clem: "Don't kick me, it's rude" I was thinking, it's more than rude honey, he deserves his leg to be broken.
  • Troy : Wheeeeeeeeeeeew !!! You shot my dick offf !!!
  • I gotta admit, in the middle of Carver's hissy fit, his rather... blunt description of our crew got a laugh out of me.

    "You wanna run off with this dogshit group of crippled fucks, then fine!"
  • Kenny's plan to free the group from Carver and his thugs.

    "I'm gonna punch the first sonofabitch I see, then I'm gonna take his gun, and shoot the NEXT sonofabitch I see!"
  • Man that line cracked me up :D
    Rigtail posted: »

    "I'm gonna punch the first sonuvabitch I see, then I"m gonna take his gun and use it to shoot the next sonuvabitch I see" - Kenny And almost every line by Troy, he had awesome dialogue.

  • edited May 2014
    When the group is planing how to get the radios.

    Kenny: This shit is all dangerous!
    Sarita: Kenny! Do not speak to me like that!
    Kenny: Okay, okay, sorry.
  • When Bonnie gave Clem the jacket, they were both saying how cool it is, then Tavia enters and says: "What's with the ugly jacket?".
  • When Reggie asks Clementine what her name is and you reply "What's it to you?", he'll ask "Why is this kid being shitty?" The look on his face and his tone just killed me.
  • edited May 2014
    "I'm gonna punch the first sonuvabitch I see. Then I'm gonna take his gun and use it to shoot the next sonuvabitch I see." -- Kenny
    -------

    Carlos: "You have no idea what you're dealing with!"

    Kenny: "Oh, he gave me a pretty good goddamn idea back at the lodge, and I don't intend to sit around here let that happen to the rest of us. I'm trying to help!"

    Carlos: "I'm sure Walter really appreciated your help."

    Sarita: "That's not fair! You're are blaming him for the actions of a madman."

    Carlos: "I am pointing out that, regardless of intent, there are consequences to rash actions. Something that he seems to be misleading as capitulation."

    Kenny: "I dunno what the f*** you're saying, but I know it's b*******! we have to do something!"
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