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edited May 2014 in The Walking Dead
I'm not sure if the government is joking about it, or is it seriously true, but believe it or not, the US government has a ZOMBIE OUTBREAK PLAN!

www.ign.com/articles/2014/05/17/the-pentagon-has-a-battle-plan-for-the-zombie-apocalypse

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  • RigtailRigtail
    It's gonna happen, the ZA. I know it will.
  • AzlynAzlyn
    USA! USA! USA!

    I wish our place would have the brains. But nooooo. Guess who's the first country to be overtaken by zombies?

    Well, probably Albania, but hey.
  • AzlynAzlyn
    I am Romanian.
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  • BaldexBaldex
    I thought we already knew this. No joke.
  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    no. I want the walking dead to end before the ZA happened. I have to know what happens at the end. I HAVE TO.
  • TalimancerTalimancer Banned
    Nope.
    Rigtail posted: »

    It's gonna happen, the ZA. I know it will.

  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    I think it will.
    Talimancer posted: »

    Nope.

  • TalimancerTalimancer Banned
    If it does. Which is pretty unlikely. It will be contained in a matter of days. Nuke and section.
    Dont_Look_Back posted: »

    I think it will.

  • MrLeeMrLee Banned
    edited May 2014
    You turned your profile picture back to Detective Lee
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  • TWD95TWD95
    Ha no wonder i cant find a fucking job :)
  • kettukettu
    When has Pentagon ever let you down anyways??
  • AzlynAzlyn
    Hey, i can still bet on USA.
    Unknown posted: » [view original content]
  • NaturalPineappleNaturalPineapple
    Lol, my father is Albanian. :P
    Azlyn posted: »

    USA! USA! USA! I wish our place would have the brains. But nooooo. Guess who's the first country to be overtaken by zombies? Well, probably Albania, but hey.

  • BobJacksonBobJackson
    Zombies can't exist, just so you know :D
    At least not in the way their normally portrayed in games or movies
  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    that's kinda doubt full. if it were to be world wide, then people would die fast considering the fact of how many people die in one day.
    Talimancer posted: »

    If it does. Which is pretty unlikely. It will be contained in a matter of days. Nuke and section.

  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    actually it can happen. look it up. im not trying to be mean or anything im ust sayin.
    BobJackson posted: »

    Zombies can't exist, just so you know :D At least not in the way their normally portrayed in games or movies

  • BobJacksonBobJackson
    --> At least not in the way their normally portrayed in games or movies

    Also if you are saying "look it up" without showing me any kind of evidence I automatically assume you don't know what you're talking about...

    "Zombies are nothing more than a fantasy that woefully ignores laws of physics and physiology. Without a functioning circulatory system distributing oxygenated blood zombies muscles would succumb to the rigor mortis. They couldn't even stand, let alone walk. And they have no desire to eat brains because their adipose tissue would have stopped producing the hormone leptin which triggers the sensation of hunger in the first place. Just saying." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
    Dont_Look_Back posted: »

    actually it can happen. look it up. im not trying to be mean or anything im ust sayin.

  • Welcome_to_WoodburyWelcome_to_Woodbury Banned
    Who cares about starving people on the streets, we need to make ZA plan right now!
  • TheNarwhalKingTheNarwhalKing
    If there is a zombie apocalypse, i think its gonna be something like 28 Days Later.
    Rigtail posted: »

    It's gonna happen, the ZA. I know it will.

  • TWDFan86TWDFan86
    Priorities c:
    Welcome_to_Woodbury posted: »

    Who cares about starving people on the streets, we need to make ZA plan right now!

  • TWDFan86TWDFan86
    I knew they'd do something like this, lol
  • Welcome_to_WoodburyWelcome_to_Woodbury Banned
    I don't even live in the US, so I really couldn't care :3
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    Priorities c:

  • BobJacksonBobJackson
    Who cares about our citizens. Quick! Send some foreign aid and show it on TV. And don't forget to bring the oil back :D
    Welcome_to_Woodbury posted: »

    Who cares about starving people on the streets, we need to make ZA plan right now!

  • TheNarwhalKingTheNarwhalKing
    edited May 2014
    I agree with Neil man, XD
    If a ZA was to happen, I would think that we would have fast, non-rotting zombies, rather then the slow, rotting stupider zombies.
    BobJackson posted: »

    --> At least not in the way their normally portrayed in games or movies Also if you are saying "look it up" without showing me any

  • TWDFan86TWDFan86
    Hey, well I live here, lol
    Welcome_to_Woodbury posted: »

    I don't even live in the US, so I really couldn't care :3

  • dojo32161dojo32161 Moderator
    When I looked at the name of this thread I thought it would be some spam advertisement, then I saw how many comments it had.
  • TheNarwhalKingTheNarwhalKing
    I'll make the Lobos!
    Welcome_to_Woodbury posted: »

    Who cares about starving people on the streets, we need to make ZA plan right now!

  • Welcome_to_WoodburyWelcome_to_Woodbury Banned
    Well at least on the bright side, you'll probably survive the longest if a ZA were to happen. xD
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    Hey, well I live here, lol

  • TWDFan86TWDFan86
    You really think so? I always thought I'd be one of the first to die :o
    Welcome_to_Woodbury posted: »

    Well at least on the bright side, you'll probably survive the longest if a ZA were to happen. xD

  • Welcome_to_WoodburyWelcome_to_Woodbury Banned
    Sure, just try not to get shot first =P

    Or you could always come to Canada; we're so nice, our zombies probably wouldn't even bite you.
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    You really think so? I always thought I'd be one of the first to die :o

  • TWDFan86TWDFan86
    Haha! I know, right?? I would love to go to Canada someday! I don't really know anyone from there, though.
    Welcome_to_Woodbury posted: »

    Sure, just try not to get shot first =P Or you could always come to Canada; we're so nice, our zombies probably wouldn't even bite you.

  • BobJacksonBobJackson
    edited May 2014
    Welcome_to_Woodbury posted: »

    Sure, just try not to get shot first =P Or you could always come to Canada; we're so nice, our zombies probably wouldn't even bite you.

  • ps3gamer095ps3gamer095
    edited May 2014
    yeah lets nuke the country with thousands of survivours
    Talimancer posted: »

    If it does. Which is pretty unlikely. It will be contained in a matter of days. Nuke and section.

  • ps3gamer095ps3gamer095
    actually its pimp Lee
    MrLee posted: »

    You turned your profile picture back to Detective Lee

  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    iv never seen that movie and ive been wanting to but don't know were I can.
    TheNarwhalKing posted: »

    If there is a zombie apocalypse, i think its gonna be something like 28 Days Later.

  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    ya, im not saying it would be like the movies, and stuff. but a virus making the dead have alive characteristics and have the erge to eat, possibly.
    BobJackson posted: »

    --> At least not in the way their normally portrayed in games or movies Also if you are saying "look it up" without showing me any

  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    NAH forget it. im jut going to hide in Costco because zombies can get in without a membership.
    Welcome_to_Woodbury posted: »

    Sure, just try not to get shot first =P Or you could always come to Canada; we're so nice, our zombies probably wouldn't even bite you.

  • BobJacksonBobJackson
    I'm sorry but have I read it correctly? "virus making the dead have alive characteristics and have the erge to eat"?
    Isn't that what's already happening in The Walking Dead universe and what we just talked about being impossible? :P
    Dont_Look_Back posted: »

    ya, im not saying it would be like the movies, and stuff. but a virus making the dead have alive characteristics and have the erge to eat, possibly.

  • Nick_Nick_
    If it does happen that goverment plan probably ain't gonna work.
  • BenUsefulBenUseful
    They forget the plan existed in the first place and then we're all fucked.
    Nick_ posted: »

    If it does happen that goverment plan probably ain't gonna work.

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