Funny walking dead quotes

swagguykiller69 · May 2014

Clem:I've done this before,remember?In a shed?

Echopapa · May 2014

"I knew it was something stupid."

Dont_Look_Back · May 2014

They sent you to prison for that?

Dark_Star · May 2014

Duck: ''Pink, hmm.''

Lee: ''DUCK!''

Nameuser124 · May 2014

Larry: I have a charm coming outta my ass.

Bygler · May 2014

"WHAT THE FUCKIN WHAT!??!" -laryy

Bygler · May 2014

*Larry*

Bygler · May 2014

"Let's tom cruise out of here" -eddie

AhmedAli1 · May 2014

'Fingers off the trigger boy'- Uncle Pete.

Conduit42 · May 2014

"My hands hurt and my ears have a noise in them. Like, EEEKKKKKK!"-Clementine.

Dont_Look_Back · May 2014

mark: TITS LEE! TITS!

Dont_Look_Back · May 2014

EDDIE: roads as strait as my dick!

Cluke_is_Dumb · May 2014

Lee is getting that puss tonight! xD

Conduit42 · May 2014

Lee: What is this thing?

Duck: Daddy says it's called a... "salt lick".

Clem: Yeah, but don't lick it. It's gross.

Lee: Did you lick it?

Clem:... I don't know?

Bygler · May 2014

That's the walking poop... Not dead

Cluke_is_Dumb · May 2014

"Give me some detail, How was the rack?"

Rynna · May 2014

Luke: "Are you calling /me/ an asshole?"

Cluke_is_Dumb · May 2014

I know...

LeeForeverret · May 2014

Omid: You ruined that dude's face

drunkendramaqueen · May 2014

"Ain't no saints in all of this." ~ Bonnie

Wanderer7897 · May 2014

"Get back here and fight me like a man Lee... Leeeeeeeeeeee......" ~Andy

Healoz · May 2014

Why don't we just write the script down for Vince's section in 400 days shall we? :3

Healoz · May 2014

When is that? I forgot

InfiniteDawn · May 2014

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BREAK THE CHAIN?!

Healoz · May 2014

Haha :P

InfiniteDawn · May 2014

DON'T HAHA ME!

kiwi_walking_dead · May 2014

WYATT: "dude, don't talk about your dick"

kettu · May 2014

[x] this

ChytraQuoza · May 2014

"Listen Vanilla Ice.." ~ Kenny to Nick

aerial-ballet · May 2014

When Kenny says "That Troy asshole..." in Ep3. Something about the way he says it just makes me laugh every time. I don't think this gets said enough but Kenny is hilarious.

Gomu · May 2014

Lily: I'll die out here!

Lee: I don't care.

lapiswolf · May 2014

Lee: You're probably right.
Carley: Of course I'm probably right.

plumeplumevileplume · May 2014

Teaching Clem to shoot bottles in the train I believe.

Dragonleaf · May 2014

Doug: "Come on, this way!"

Ben: "Wait, are you sure?"

Doug: "Yes! No...Yes."

I'm so glad I saved Doug.

plumeplumevileplume · May 2014

Bonnie: You better watch yourself. I think some folks be jealous of that cool jacket of yours.

*Tavia walks in*

Tavia: Oh, there you are. What's with the ugly jacket?

privatejoe · May 2014

Nate: 'Name nate by the way thanks for asking''
''Asswipe teaching me a fucking manner lessons?''

Cluke_is_Dumb · May 2014

Danny: "If you kill me, the meat gets tainted"
Lee: "You're already tainted!"

Bygler · May 2014

He was in trouble, and needed help.

GoneButLivedOn · May 2014

THis WIns OMG IM DYING ALL OVER AGAIN XD

Shadusnox · May 2014

Omid: with my leg and your missing arm I'll cripple fight you!
Lee: oh I've still got this one, I can just put it on your forehead, and let you swing away

Funny walking dead quotes

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