1. Cut Carver's dick off.
2. Insert dick into Carver's mouth.
3. Force dick deep inside throat until he almost chokes to death.
4. Remove dick and replace with Carver's middle fingers.
5. As before, insert and force down till he chokes.
6. Repeat with big toes.
7. Finally, using a knife, carve on Carver till he looks like a bloody, pulpified Joker.
Nice pun :P
But yeah, as much as I hate him, I think no one deserve that kind of death. But I guess that in the apocalypse you can't afford to be nice sometimes.
Ya that's an English saying as well, the way I feel is that a bullet to the head would be what he wanted as it would be quick and painless. I'm more of an eye for an eye type guy, pun intended!
Dude fucked up one of my eyes, along with being a remorseless murderer and all-around cruel person? You bet your ass I'd do what Kenny did. Maybe even worse.
That's basically what I was getting at, being the nice guy is rarely beneficial in the real world let alone during a zombie invasion. Same reason Rick had to drop the shovel and pick up the rifle, you either mean business or fail.
Nice pun :P
But yeah, as much as I hate him, I think no one deserve that kind of death. But I guess that in the apocalypse you can't afford to be nice sometimes.
I would just shoot him, for Clementine's sake and to not waste time. Carver also stopped moving after the second hit anyway, so Kenny was just hitting him while he was already dead to blow off some steam. Kind of pointless.
Nice pun :P
But yeah, as much as I hate him, I think no one deserve that kind of death. But I guess that in the apocalypse you can't afford to be nice sometimes.
Well I dont think Clementine would have the heart to do it. She still has some innocence left and seeing her do that after season 1 would be an unrealistic change. But I sure woukd do it
At least we agree on the fact that he had to die x)
But, I guess you are probably right, we don't live in the warm puffy rainbow world. And maybe if I was in Kenny's situation I would have smashed his head out of anger too, you never know!
Carver: " And what the fuck you gonna do now Kenneth? Beat me to death? "
Kenny: " No, you will be dealing with something much worse than the death! "
Ben enters the room...
I would have killed him, yes, but not like that. I would have tried to smash his head in as quickly as possible so I didn't waste bullets or maybe I just would have shot him because they didn't have time to be screwing around there for "revenge". I was so mad at Kenny for that mostly because we were in a "we need to go NOW" situation and he wanted to stay and beat a man to hell when he didn't even have the worst experiences with him. At least let Rebecca do it, sheesh.
Heheheh I'd be a hell lot worse than Kenny.
1. Cut Carver's dick off.
2. Insert dick into Carver's mouth.
3. Force dick deep inside… more throat until he almost chokes to death.
4. Remove dick and replace with Carver's middle fingers.
5. As before, insert and force down till he chokes.
6. Repeat with big toes.
7. Finally, using a knife, carve on Carver till he looks like a bloody, pulpified Joker.
This thread is disturbing, but what I thought Kenny would've done is puncture one of Carver's eyes after a knock out blow and then say, "I guess now were even. An eye for an eye, shitbird".
I would break his arms and his legs, then left him for the walkers. Only reason I would break his arms would be so he couldn't grab his gun and shoot us. Give him a brutal death, but we don't have to do it.
Tell me more about how you personally feel about things.
Your autism probably prevents you from talking about anything else, save anime or dating sims.
"Your autism probably prevents you from talking about anything else, save anime or dating sims."
This line alone proves you're an ignorant, hateful little person. Please do the rest of us a favour, and stop talking.
That's really clever, making him a walker buddy. Cut off his jaw and arms and put him on a leash and you should be able to walk out of there unscathed.
I'm sensing an awful lot of projection from you. Whatever social issues your own obvious autism is causing, it's best to have them resolved outside of the internet.
As someone with autism you should probably avoid trying to discern the motivations of other people, your disability would probably result in you projecting your own autism upon th-whoops too late.
It was good though, there were like 3 levels of irony in your posting. It's like looking into an Autistic Mandlebrot.
I'm sensing an awful lot of projection from you. Whatever social issues your own obvious autism is causing, it's best to have them resolved outside of the internet.
Tell me more about how you personally feel about things.
Your autism probably prevents you from talking about anything else, save anime or dating sims.
Best to ignore him. Lemoncakes is like a Black Lantern from that crappy DC Comics event. He thrives in the presence of bad vibes and evil emotions. (His knowledge of terms such as "waifu" and "keyblade" only proves the status of his own nerddom.) Starve him of these things, and he dries up like basement mold exposed to sunlight.
Anime and dating Sims?
The only anime I've ever really given a damn about were Cowboy Bebop and Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. And I've got real li… morefe for dating.
Please stay away from stereotypes and this forum, dick-sucking cunt-fucking motherfucking motherfucker.
Best to ignore him. Lemoncakes is like a Black Lantern from that crappy DC Comics event. He thrives in the presence of bad vibes and evil em… moreotions. (His knowledge of terms such as "waifu" and "keyblade" only proves the status of his own nerddom.) Starve him of these things, and he dries up like basement mold exposed to sunlight.
no i wouldn't because like lee said killing chances you it will haunt you and change yourself you will be just like the person itself i just would have left carver for the walkers
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1. Cut Carver's dick off.
2. Insert dick into Carver's mouth.
3. Force dick deep inside throat until he almost chokes to death.
4. Remove dick and replace with Carver's middle fingers.
5. As before, insert and force down till he chokes.
6. Repeat with big toes.
7. Finally, using a knife, carve on Carver till he looks like a bloody, pulpified Joker.
But yeah, as much as I hate him, I think no one deserve that kind of death. But I guess that in the apocalypse you can't afford to be nice sometimes.
Kenny: " No, you will be dealing with something much worse than the death! "
Ben enters the room...
But, I guess you are probably right, we don't live in the warm puffy rainbow world. And maybe if I was in Kenny's situation I would have smashed his head out of anger too, you never know!
If Carver had beaten me so bad that it disfigured me, I can't say it wouldn't cross my mind.
I'd have beaten the shit out of him.
And then shot him in both legs and left him for the walkers.
I would do this a loooot slower (evil Jigsaw laugh here)
Your autism probably prevents you from talking about anything else, save anime or dating sims.
This line alone proves you're an ignorant, hateful little person. Please do the rest of us a favour, and stop talking.
It was good though, there were like 3 levels of irony in your posting. It's like looking into an Autistic Mandlebrot.
The only anime I've ever really given a damn about were Cowboy Bebop and Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. And I've got real life for dating.
Please stay away from stereotypes and this forum, dick-sucking cunt-fucking motherfucking motherfucker.