I'm going to be the odd one out and choose the Crowbar Gang just 'cause. Which is weird, since I smashed Larry's head but didn't stay to watch Carver die... but still. I think season 2 Kenny's beard is more majestic and godlike than season 1 Kenny's mustache. So it would make sense that his crowbar is more majestic than his salt lick, right?
I'm going to be the odd one out and choose the Crowbar Gang just 'cause. Which is weird, since I smashed Larry's head but didn't stay to wat… morech Carver die... but still. I think season 2 Kenny's beard is more majestic and godlike than season 1 Kenny's mustache. So it would make sense that his crowbar is more majestic than his salt lick, right?
-Crowbar can smash heads on the go! He's much more convenient than Salt Lick
-Crowbar might be used for more than one head smashing, Salt Lick only got to smash ONE guy's head in.
-Salt Lick killed one of their own, even if it was necessary, why should we praise someone who aided in the murder of someone with so much ass charm? Crowbar on the other hand got to kill Carver, the scariest villain in the franchise.
-Salt Lick may be the original, but think about it, Kenny's mustache was the original to his godly beard. Sometimes, the next thing is just better.
-Crowbar has uses other than head smashing. Outside of head smashing, all Salt Lick could do was be licked. What use is that?
Hey asshole! Saltlicks did not kill their own, Larry was going to shit charm on clem but no one wanted to see that so the Saltlick did what it had to, and the crow bar belonged to Carver but it betrayed him, GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!
Crowbar Gang, definitely, no question.
-Crowbar can smash heads on the go! He's much more convenient than Salt Lick
-Crowbar might be… more used for more than one head smashing, Salt Lick only got to smash ONE guy's head in.
-Salt Lick killed one of their own, even if it was necessary, why should we praise someone who aided in the murder of someone with so much ass charm? Crowbar on the other hand got to kill Carver, the scariest villain in the franchise.
-Salt Lick may be the original, but think about it, Kenny's mustache was the original to his godly beard. Sometimes, the next thing is just better.
-Crowbar has uses other than head smashing. Outside of head smashing, all Salt Lick could do was be licked. What use is that?
Crowbar was part of a more badass scene though. Everyone knows that Kenny was so badass in that scene because he was channeling the awesome powers of the Crowbar!
Hey asshole! Saltlicks did not kill their own, Larry was going to shit charm on clem but no one wanted to see that so the Saltlick did what it had to, and the crow bar belonged to Carver but it betrayed him, GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!
Crowbar was part of a more badass scene though. Everyone knows that Kenny was so badass in that scene because he was channeling the awesome powers of the Crowbar!
How are Salt Licks more badass? Really all he did was get dropped by Kenny. On the other hand, Kenny used a lot of force and strength when swinging Crowbar at Carver's head. Clearly he is the more badass one.
How are Salt Licks more badass? Really all he did was get dropped by Kenny. On the other hand, Kenny used a lot of force and strength when swinging Crowbar at Carver's head. Clearly he is the more badass one.
I'll give you that they are heavier, but they don't need more skill. all you need to do is drop it. with a Crowbar, you need actual skill, dexterity and such. With the Crowbar, you can use the blunt end, or maybe stab with it, it also has more uses than just head smashing.
One: Again a 5-year old could use a crowbar Two:SALTLICKS require more strength and SKILL TO SMASH OR SPIKE SOMEONE'S HEAD WITH! Three: They are just way more bad ass
I'll give you that they are heavier, but they don't need more skill. all you need to do is drop it. with a Crowbar, you need actual skill, d… moreexterity and such. With the Crowbar, you can use the blunt end, or maybe stab with it, it also has more uses than just head smashing.
Neither. The one weapon everyone is overlooking, has been with the godlike being known as Kenneth all along.
It is his facial hair. It's all natural, and protects him from danger. Sadly the same cannot be said for his family. His facial hair started as a puny mustache. But it grew, and evolved, like a phoenix out of the ashes. It sprouted into a illustrious beard, like a majestic mane of a lion. This portrays his characteristic of bravery, and never giving up. The ugly, disgusting salt lick, and the rusty, dull crowbar are inferior to the divine facial hair of Kenneth.
Kenny's facial hair will always be with him. He'll never let him down.
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Neither. The one weapon everyone is overlooking, has been with the godlike being known as Kenneth all along.
It is his facial hair. It'… mores all natural, and protects him from danger. Sadly the same cannot be said for his family. His facial hair started as a puny mustache. But it grew, and evolved, like a phoenix out of the ashes. It sprouted into a illustrious beard, like a majestic mane of a lion. This portrays his characteristic of bravery, and never giving up. The ugly, disgusting salt lick, and the rusty, dull crowbar are inferior to the divine facial hair of Kenneth.
Kenny's facial hair will always be with him. He'll never let him down.
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Technically Kenny's voice actor Gavin Hammon has an account on the Tell tale game forums. He is not on right now, but he is here in a way. So what? I don't see any crowbar usernames therefore salt lick would win this battle.
Don't worry. The Kenny beard fans will rise out from the darkness, and begin a rebellion.
I don't see any crowbar usernames but there is a facial hair username. "The Walking Mustache."
One: Again a 5-year old could use a crowbar Two:SALTLICKS require more strength and SKILL TO SMASH OR SPIKE SOMEONE'S HEAD WITH! Three: They are just way more bad ass
Strength does not equal skill. A crowbar needs skill because you can swing and need to aim, you can stab or just smash. There's more variety in what you can do, and more skill involved.
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Saltlick's shall rise against the Crowbar Gang
SALTLICK!
-Crowbar can smash heads on the go! He's much more convenient than Salt Lick
-Crowbar might be used for more than one head smashing, Salt Lick only got to smash ONE guy's head in.
-Salt Lick killed one of their own, even if it was necessary, why should we praise someone who aided in the murder of someone with so much ass charm? Crowbar on the other hand got to kill Carver, the scariest villain in the franchise.
-Salt Lick may be the original, but think about it, Kenny's mustache was the original to his godly beard. Sometimes, the next thing is just better.
-Crowbar has uses other than head smashing. Outside of head smashing, all Salt Lick could do was be licked. What use is that?
It is his facial hair. It's all natural, and protects him from danger. Sadly the same cannot be said for his family. His facial hair started as a puny mustache. But it grew, and evolved, like a phoenix out of the ashes. It sprouted into a illustrious beard, like a majestic mane of a lion. This portrays his characteristic of bravery, and never giving up. The ugly, disgusting salt lick, and the rusty, dull crowbar are inferior to the divine facial hair of Kenneth.
Kenny's facial hair will always be with him. He'll never let him down.
Sign up now to join the Facial hAir Force. (Haha punny right?)
Don't worry. The Kenny beard fans will rise out from the darkness, and begin a rebellion.
I don't see any crowbar usernames but there is a facial hair username. "The Walking Mustache."