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Fanfictions...

ayoojayturtleayoojayturtle
edited May 2014 in The Walking Dead
Does anyone know good Cluke-Lukentine fanfics :3?

- Before you call me a pedophile, FYI most fanfiction writers alter Clemetine's age to be 18+, so calm down -
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  • BenUsefulBenUseful
    No.
  • dojo32161dojo32161 Moderator
    Oh Jesus Christ, stop bringing up the subject of cluke! It got old the moment it was invented!
  • ComingSoonComingSoon Banned
    No. I don't WANT to know any. You shouldn't either.

    So, GTFO. Creep.
  • Welcome_to_WoodburyWelcome_to_Woodbury Banned
    Ew, no. Gtfo.
  • Green613Green613
    edited May 2014
    yeah i think i do, it's called gtfo before i turn you into carvers face, i heard it's really well made :)
  • ClementineCultistClementineCultist
    WRONG FORUM, MOTHERFUCKER
  • BenUsefulBenUseful
    I actually want to read one since someone posted an excerpt of one and it was so fucking laughably bad. Maybe the OP wants to read one just for a good laugh?
  • Raging_BladesRaging_Blades
    Go ask Shaundi. However I would advise it is not a good idea to delve into pedophillia, it is not very healthy for a regular person, and can damage your mental state, or you yourself entirely. Obvious troll is obvious. Please get a life, because we have no time for you're insolence in this petty way of messing around with users. Find something better to do, because this is not productive in any way. Getting a reaction out of people is not funny, fun, or in any way amusing, so if you find it so, please visit a psychologist, you're doctor, or a therapist.

    People like you need some help. Sometimes you have to admit it. I am not against Cluke but I can already tell this is a troll post. Maybe if you took things more seriously, then we would respect you. I don't understand why people like you troll like this and waste you're time annoying people. So please keep what I have said in mind, and try to be the better person.
  • _Juice_Box__Juice_Box_
    "Get out of here now. I've got a gun."
  • Conduit42Conduit42
    *applause*
    ClementineCultist posted: »

    WRONG FORUM, MOTHERFUCKER

  • ps3gamer095ps3gamer095
    edited May 2014
    stop the Cluke threads please
  • Everyone'sClemInTimeEveryone'sClemInTime
    Yeah, the sewer. With all the other pieces of shit.
  • kenlilleementinebenykenlilleementinebeny
    I can't find cluke,but I can find cluke,which is the cluke of shipping Christa and luke
  • ayoojayturtleayoojayturtle
    I'm not a troll wtf ._.
    Raging_Blades posted: »

    Go ask Shaundi. However I would advise it is not a good idea to delve into pedophillia, it is not very healthy for a regular person, and can

  • ps3gamer095ps3gamer095
    maybe you are not a troll but all this Cluke shit is annoying
    ayoojayturtle posted: »

    I'm not a troll wtf ._.

  • TinniTinni
    edited May 2014
    it doesn't matter if she's "aged up", at it's core you are still shipping an 11 year old girl with a 20+ year old man, because Clem is canon!eleven. For example, It's just like when people "genderbend" Nick to ship with Luke, at it's core you are still shipping a male Nick with Luke, because Nick is canon!male.
  • JewfreeusJewfreeus
    fuck off shaundi cluke is shit
  • DomeWing333DomeWing333
    Regardless of whether you age her up, at the end of the day, the fact remains that you looked at an 11 year old girl and a 25 year old man and thought to yourself "Yeah, I would like to see this become a romance." Which is kind of fucked up.

    But whatever. Point is, you're not going to get what you're looking for here. Most of the users on here don't like the idea of Clementine being view romantically, and especially not by an adult man.
  • Clayton_BoylanClayton_Boylan
    And so, Clayton lost his faith in humanity, once again.
  • xboxplayer_12xboxplayer_12
    (Loads gun). "Yipee-Ki-Yay motherfucker.
  • Save_SaltlicksSave_Saltlicks
    I do!
    It was a nice, night. The sun was shining. The walkers where chirping.
    "Nick...." said Luke. "Yes?" asked Nick. "I'm breaking up with you." said Luke. "Wh- w- w- wh-.... WHY?" said Nick, pleading for Luke to stop.
    "Because.... I'm going out with Clem." Said Luke.
    *Group stares at Clementine*
    "WAIT, WHAT? SINCE WHEN AM I GOING OUT WITH LUKE? WELP, THAT'S IT. I'M OUT OF HERE O.O *Runs*
  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    NO I never have and I never will.
  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    cluke is a 6ft 9 stack of shit.
    Jewfreeus posted: »

    fuck off shaundi cluke is shit

  • Bane-Of-IronBane-Of-Iron Banned
    Fo shizz dawg these Cluke fanfics with an older clem getting goo goo for machete hungry man is awkward fo real dawg.
  • Raging_BladesRaging_Blades
    If you want to look into pedophile fan fictions then go ahead. But I still view it as trolling because not many humans enjoy reading crap like that.
    ayoojayturtle posted: »

    I'm not a troll wtf ._.

  • papai46papai46

    I know he's banned but GET FUCK OUT HERE, YOU DOG CRIPPLED FUCK!

  • DomeWing333DomeWing333
    edited May 2014

    Wait, why is she banned? She didn't do anything wrong here, I don't think. Sure, she has a very unpopular opinion, but that's no reason for a ban. She was hardly being forceful with this opinion or demanding that everyone also have it. She was just asking for fanfic recommendations.

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  • Gary-OakGary-Oak Banned

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  • jillValentine333jillValentine333
    edited May 2014

    Altered Clementine's age? This is the internet so i doubt people will stop this cluk thing lol

  • Megami_KizukanaiMegami_Kizukanai

    People can alter ages, since it is a FAN FICTION. Authors do not need Telltale's permission.

    jillValentine333 posted: »

    Altered Clementine's age? This is the internet so i doubt people will stop this cluk thing lol

  • jillValentine333jillValentine333

    Okay I understand.

    Megami_Kizukanai posted: »

    People can alter ages, since it is a FAN FICTION. Authors do not need Telltale's permission.

  • kenlilleementinebenykenlilleementinebeny

    11/10 best story I ever read

    Save_Saltlicks posted: »

    I do! It was a nice, night. The sun was shining. The walkers where chirping. "Nick...." said Luke. "Yes?" asked Nick. "I'm breaking up w

  • BluebirdoBluebirdo

    Well, if you really and truly age Clementine in your AU to closer to Luke's age (at least her 20s), have you tried filtering your searches at fanfiction.net? It's one of the options in the top menu bar or somewhere like that (it's been awhile).

    Even then, the romance fanfics aren't my cup of tea, but that's what I'd do.

  • AWESOMEOAWESOMEO Banned

    Trolly troll is troll.

    GET OUT

  • BigBlindMaxBigBlindMax Banned

    "PUT THE GUN DOWN, YOU PSYCHO BITCH!"

    "You don't have the GUTS!"

    _Juice_Box_ posted: »

    "Get out of here now. I've got a gun."

  • BigBlindMaxBigBlindMax Banned

    There's some great Cluke fanfics at www.fuckoffanddontcomeback.com. I'd highly recommend you check them out.

    No, really...go!

  • kenlilleementinebenykenlilleementinebeny

    You ship cluke and think a older Clem/younger Luke is okay?do you ship nuke as well?if so...

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  • kenlilleementinebenykenlilleementinebeny

    Dammit the picture didn't show...it involves the kill yourself meme though

    kenlilleementinebeny posted: »

    You ship cluke and think a older Clem/younger Luke is okay?do you ship nuke as well?if so...

  • Gobananas01Gobananas01

    "Google Chrome could not find WWW.fuckoffanddontcomeback.com".......

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    There's some great Cluke fanfics at www.fuckoffanddontcomeback.com. I'd highly recommend you check them out. No, really...go!

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